Current Events > I often ask myself 'what if the president WERE kidnapped by ninjas?'

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HylianFox
07/18/22 1:13:39 PM
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Would we declare war on Japan or just send a couple of regular guys out to rescue him?

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K181
07/18/22 1:14:16 PM
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Did you just assume that all ninjas are from Japan?

How dare you.

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DrizztLink
07/18/22 1:14:30 PM
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I'm not sure what kind of dude would be bad enough.

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Lairen
07/18/22 1:14:37 PM
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K181 posted...
Did you just assume that all ninjas are from Japan?

How dare you.


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Mistere_Man
07/18/22 1:16:21 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
I'm not sure what kind of dude would be bad enough.
Agreed as they would definitely need to be some Bad Dudes!

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ZevLoveDOOM
07/18/22 1:17:01 PM
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send Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider to save the day.
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MarcoRubio
07/18/22 1:17:57 PM
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I'm a bad enough dude.

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Accolon
07/18/22 1:24:35 PM
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Would any bad dudes really care that much about Biden though?

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Guns_of_Verdun
07/18/22 1:28:22 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHAnESNhwd8

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fan357
07/18/22 1:30:12 PM
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Lets go get a burger! Ha ha ha ha

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gp1829
07/18/22 1:41:19 PM
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HylianFox posted...
Would we declare war on Japan or just send a couple of regular guys out to rescue him?

Regular guys? I think the last time that happened we sent bad dudes not regular guys.
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Smackems
07/18/22 1:43:18 PM
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Summon the ghost of Chris Farley

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PoundGarden
07/18/22 1:53:46 PM
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Accolon posted...
Would any bad dudes really care that much about Biden though?

Would anyone even believe Biden if he said he'd been kidnapped by ninjas

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Mistere_Man
07/18/22 2:15:13 PM
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PoundGarden posted...
Would anyone even believe Biden if he said he'd been kidnapped by ninjas
It would depend on if he was in the country eating a lot of peaches at the time.

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MarcoRubio
07/18/22 5:25:25 PM
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Mistere_Man posted...
It would depend on if he was in the country eating a lot of peaches at the time.

Peaches come in a can.

They were put there....by a man.

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HylianFox
07/20/22 3:24:00 AM
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gp1829 posted...
Regular guys? I think the last time that happened we sent bad dudes not regular guys.

Regular Guys would have been a better title, you have to admit

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MabusIncarnate
07/20/22 3:25:43 AM
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Just tell Joe he's there for business and he wont know any better, get em a crossword book or something.

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VG_Study_Lounge
07/20/22 3:34:12 AM
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This is only possible if our ninjas fail to protect.

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