Current Events > $5,000 but AOC clones herself and becomes President and Vice President in 2024

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Guns_of_Verdun
07/28/22 5:54:11 PM
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$5,000


Some point next year she successfully clones herself in Denver.

Then runs as an independent socialist on an AOC/AOC ticket after losing the Democratic primary to Biden.

Leading to a three way Biden/Harris vs Trump/Desantis vs AOC/AOC battle.

This 3 way shift causes her to hornswoggle an election victory.

The real AOC is president and the clone is Vice President, but since they are technically different people despite being identical, it means effectively AOC could possibly be president for 4 terms.

Would you take it?

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Southernfatman
07/28/22 5:55:26 PM
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There's supposed to be a catch to these topics.

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CommonStar
07/28/22 5:58:25 PM
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I'd pay for that to happen
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RenescoStCewl
07/28/22 5:59:05 PM
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I would pay 5 grand to have that happen. That's a small price to pay to keep Republicans from winning the presidency

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bigtiggie23
07/28/22 5:59:50 PM
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Sure, I think I could come up with the $5000.

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Tyranthraxus
07/28/22 6:00:06 PM
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I need a week to get the $5000.

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aurlen
07/28/22 6:02:03 PM
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I have the $5k right here
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MarcoRubio
07/28/22 6:02:47 PM
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Fucking DEAL, here's my $5k

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Medussa
07/28/22 6:06:31 PM
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the clone wouldn't be eligible until 2060

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Kloe_Rinz
07/28/22 6:07:41 PM
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Whats the monkeys paw?
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Delta_Force
07/28/22 6:08:37 PM
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That's two of the best things that could happen to us.

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Kajagogo
07/28/22 6:08:45 PM
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Southernfatman posted...
There's supposed to be a catch to these topics.


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dioxxys
07/28/22 6:09:35 PM
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Not too fond of her but money is money and I'm poor so give me
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Guns_of_Verdun
07/28/22 6:11:53 PM
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Medussa posted...
the clone wouldn't be eligible until 2060
Legally the clone is seen as the same as AOC just a different body

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Aressar
07/28/22 6:12:41 PM
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Literally the perfect scenario

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Medussa
07/28/22 6:12:56 PM
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what, are we to believe she's some sort of magic clone?

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Guns_of_Verdun
07/29/22 3:46:00 AM
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Medussa posted...
what, are we to believe she's some sort of magic clone?
An airplane would be magic to a caveman

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KnightofShikari
07/29/22 3:49:01 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/8/7/AAc3oiAADYxP.jpg

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bknight
07/29/22 3:51:19 AM
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Only if I can use the 5k to get male to double male assignment surgery.
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HairyQueen
07/29/22 3:52:54 AM
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Ill pay my 5k and someone elses 5k for this

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TentacleDemon
07/29/22 4:07:01 AM
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No. I would need the sort of money that would let me move to another country (first world) and be set up comfortably before I screwed the U.S. over like that.


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Alteres
07/29/22 4:08:00 AM
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Either she is or isnt herself legally, cant have both >_>

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SuperVegitoFAN
07/29/22 4:09:01 AM
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Not a lot of money, but i dont see any negatives for me with this.

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Glob
07/29/22 4:10:05 AM
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So I get some money and something which is unlikely to impact me in any way happens? Okay.
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pegusus123456
07/29/22 4:23:13 AM
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Posting in this topic only to ask that you never use the phrase "three way" only to immediately follow it with "Biden" ever again.

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Shadilay
07/29/22 4:57:49 AM
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Southernfatman posted...
There's supposed to be a catch to these topics.

AOC president with Republican House and Senate majority.
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Master_Bass
07/29/22 5:15:12 AM
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Southernfatman posted...
There's supposed to be a catch to these topics.


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Ratchetrockon
07/29/22 5:21:33 AM
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Yeah Id like $5000

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Guns_of_Verdun
07/29/22 5:23:25 AM
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Alteres posted...
Either she is or isnt herself legally, cant have both >_>
She's legally herself but a different body

There's precedent for this in Futurama when Richard Nixon put his head on a robot body for a 3rd term

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Alteres
07/29/22 5:29:09 AM
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That was no body can serve more than twice

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Srk700
07/29/22 5:39:35 AM
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What's the downside?
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au_gold
07/29/22 5:43:18 AM
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KnightofShikari posted...
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Guns_of_Verdun
07/29/22 5:47:47 AM
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Alteres posted...
That was no body can serve more than twice
This is a new body

it just happens to be identical to the other body

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karmageddon28
07/29/22 6:02:52 AM
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KnightofShikari posted...
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Crazyman93
07/29/22 6:12:04 AM
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Guns_of_Verdun posted...
Then runs as an independent socialist on an AOC/AOC ticket after losing the Democratic primary to Biden.
The last time someone did anything like this, they beat their original party by a wide majority. And still lost.

How the fuck does CE co star tf lying remind me of the election of Woodeow Wilson. Like, it comes up way more here than anywhere else in my life.

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Lord_Shadow
07/29/22 6:13:58 AM
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Shadilay posted...
AOC president with Republican majority House and Senate.
Even if that is the case the EOs alone are worth it

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Crazyman93
07/29/22 6:17:13 AM
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Srk700 posted...
What's the downside?
You have to see CE being creepy as fuck for 4 years.

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HairyQueen
07/29/22 6:54:51 AM
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Crazyman93 posted...
You have to see CE being creepy as fuck for 4 years.
So what changes?

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FigureOfSpeech
07/29/22 7:02:33 AM
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Southernfatman posted...
There's supposed to be a catch to these topics.


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Vegy
07/29/22 7:10:44 AM
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How much for an AOC clone for myself?

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rexcrk
07/29/22 7:12:04 AM
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Is.. is there a downside..?


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Crazyman93
07/29/22 7:27:39 AM
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HairyQueen posted...
So what changes?
You know how Trump took over CE's consciousness? Well it will be like that except instead of deranged ranting you'll see weird feet sniffing topics covering the front page.

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TehLizardKing
07/29/22 7:39:25 AM
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Crazyman93 posted...
you'll see weird feet sniffing topics covering the front page.
5000 bucks and free feet? somebody stop me

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Guns_of_Verdun
07/29/22 7:53:58 AM
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Vegy posted...
How much for an AOC clone for myself?
.https://youtu.be/cf7uJDhVZIE

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fire_bolt
07/29/22 8:30:46 AM
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Shit. I'll start raising money now. I should be able to have it in time for the 2024 elections

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Geist_des_Durcheinan
07/29/22 8:51:35 AM
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I don't live in the US so I'll take the five grand and watch the dumpster fires from a safe distance.

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ZevLoveDOOM
07/29/22 8:57:19 AM
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this is the liberals that future wants!
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