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Kim_Seong-a
07/29/22 2:27:44 AM
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Pretty much all long-term human relationships I've had occurred because somebody else initiated first contact.

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Turbam
07/29/22 2:29:04 AM
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Go to a card shop

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GuerrillaSoldier
07/29/22 2:30:27 AM
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put your antennae on their receptors

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billcom6
07/29/22 2:34:59 AM
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alcohol

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Lost_All_Senses
07/29/22 2:35:20 AM
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Pay them

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Kim_Seong-a
07/29/22 2:43:31 AM
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Turbam posted...
Go to a card shop

I dont have the money to get into irl tcgs or I'd be there T_T

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The amusing irony here is that when I choose to be social, I come off as rather intense and off-putting.

I lack the capacity for the subtler art of human communication and prefer pragmatic interactions without pretense. Attempting to learn subtler and more socially acceptable interactions has been difficult and slow to progress. >_>

GuerrillaSoldier posted...
put your antennae on their receptors



billcom6 posted...
alcohol

I somehow become more boring after inebriation than I was beforehand >_>

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Crayon_Lover
07/29/22 2:45:19 AM
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Eye contact.

Especially with women. It took me way too long to realize this lol.


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The_Creep_2020
07/29/22 2:45:41 AM
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You have to find their USB port

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Ratchetrockon
07/29/22 2:48:09 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Pay them
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ViewtifulJoe
07/29/22 3:11:15 AM
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Start off mildly antagonistic and then appear frequently enough that you get the familiarity buff and eventually they accept you.
This sounds like a joke answer but it isn't.

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Lost_All_Senses
07/29/22 3:13:37 AM
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ViewtifulJoe posted...
Start off mildly antagonistic and then appear frequently enough that you get the familiarity buff and eventually they accept you.
This sounds like a joke answer but it isn't.

You might want to elaborate on the antagonistic part. That's not something everyone knows the measurements for >_>.

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Derwood
07/29/22 3:16:50 AM
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The Human Centipede may have some useful tips
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MrFingers07
07/29/22 4:00:34 AM
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Try being a sarcastic asshole. People seem to love those type of people lol

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Lost_All_Senses
07/29/22 4:02:03 AM
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MrFingers07 posted...
Try being a sarcastic asshole. People seem to love those type of people lol

Are you being sarcastic?

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BloodMoon7
07/29/22 4:06:58 AM
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My tricks involve detaching myself from human beings. My friends were mostly stupid people that don't leave you alone because they're just that nice. You know the type. Disgusting positive disposition and prone to invasion of personal space.

Fortunately nothing lasts forever and I have successfully avoided contact with people for over 5 years now.

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Poorly
07/29/22 4:12:51 AM
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Overlay them on top of each other to perform an xyz friendship

Use scale 2-7 and perform the pendulum friendship

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TentacleDemon
07/29/22 4:17:20 AM
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All of my long term human relationships only lasted as long as they did because we're related. None of them would have stuck around if not for that fact.


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