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Vegy
08/02/22 8:34:49 AM
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https://i.redd.it/76inv8h6r8f91.gif

Make her work for em ce

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Poorly
08/02/22 8:38:33 AM
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Nope

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AloneIBreak
08/02/22 8:50:44 AM
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Who is

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Shotgunnova
08/02/22 8:53:29 AM
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She's got my tickets to ride...but she don't care!

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Vegy
08/04/22 7:05:44 AM
#5:


Shotgunnova posted...
She's got my tickets to ride

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g0ldie
08/04/22 7:20:18 AM
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no, then I'd snatch the tickets she does have, and enjoy myself at the fair.

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rexcrk
08/04/22 7:29:09 AM
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AloneIBreak posted...
Who is


dOnT wOrRy AbOuT iT

SoMeOnEs DaUgHtEr

rEsPeCt WoMeN


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divot1338
08/04/22 7:29:42 AM
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How many tickets does it take to ride the motorboat?

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ssj3vegeta
08/06/22 12:04:14 AM
#9:


divot1338 posted...
How many tickets does it take to ride the motorboat?

too many

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Questionmarktarius
08/06/22 12:06:33 AM
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...to some shitty minor league hockey team?
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SiO4
08/06/22 12:51:17 AM
#11:


Shotgunnova posted...
She's got my tickets to ride...but she don't care!


Well played!!

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Vegy
08/08/22 6:59:40 AM
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Da things I'd do to her

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Poorly
08/08/22 3:01:40 PM
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Vegy posted...
Da things I'd do to her
Fill her empty cup of coffee?

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SiO4
08/08/22 6:15:16 PM
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Der are no cups in this scene

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David1988
08/08/22 6:22:14 PM
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Poorly posted...
Fill her empty cup of coffee?

more like sip from her cups if you know what Im shaying

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Vegy
08/10/22 7:34:12 PM
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David1988 posted...


more like sip from her cups if you know what Im shaying

Explain

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Ryven
08/10/22 7:34:53 PM
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'No, because your boobs are too big'.

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ssj3vegeta
08/12/22 10:50:39 PM
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Ryven posted...
'No, because your boobs are too big'.

her big sloppers are nice sized

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Vegy
08/15/22 7:42:23 AM
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I'll give her anything for sex time

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SiO4
08/17/22 1:24:29 AM
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Vegy posted...
I'll give her anything for sex time


So, like, you're first born?

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Verdekal
08/17/22 1:29:08 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU5mR4scU_8

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masterbarf
08/17/22 1:32:48 AM
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"Holy shit".

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masterbarf
08/17/22 1:36:12 AM
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"Jesus".

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masterbarf
08/17/22 1:36:27 AM
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"Good God".

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Flockaveli
08/17/22 1:54:22 AM
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Stop being a THOT for the camera and buy me the funnel cake you promised.
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Mistere_Man
08/17/22 2:00:42 AM
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Ask if her parents are cops because they made a big bust.

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SiO4
08/17/22 2:24:17 AM
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Mistere_Man posted...
Ask if her parents are cops because they made a big bust.

What does being a cop have to do with this?
I don't understand.

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bknight
08/17/22 2:25:45 AM
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SiO4 posted...
What does being a cop have to do with this?
I don't understand.
It's like if her parents were owls, they would make big melons.
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Mistere_Man
08/17/22 2:40:29 AM
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SiO4 posted...
What does being a cop have to do with this?
I don't understand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUNFyWlrYzE

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divot1338
08/17/22 10:02:59 AM
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SiO4 posted...
What does being a cop have to do with this?
I don't understand.
Because shes got the chief up her ass!

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Ving_Rhames
08/17/22 10:07:47 AM
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She's literally 12

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SiO4
08/17/22 10:00:46 PM
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divot1338 posted...

Because shes got the chief up her ass!


Bosses can be pretty anal, that is true.

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