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baiken2
08/05/22 2:37:30 AM
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I would buy 10 super cars.

Live in a 50 million dollar house.

Drink 1000 dollar bottles of whiskey.

Date multiple eighteen year old models at once.

Shit sucks
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PerseusRad
08/05/22 2:44:12 AM
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I'd probably move, but that's about it off the top of my head.

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Vyrulisse
08/05/22 2:44:49 AM
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where money

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Solid_Snake07
08/05/22 2:52:47 AM
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So youd be broke in 5 years.

Guess it would be a wild ride while it last

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gunplagirl
08/05/22 2:53:36 AM
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baiken2 posted...
Date multiple eighteen year old models at once.
*tags appropriately*

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BloodMoon7
08/05/22 2:54:04 AM
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If I won 2k I would be satisfied.

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gunplagirl
08/05/22 2:57:03 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
If I won 2k I would be satisfied.
*monkey paw curls a finger* you win sports title 2k23

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baiken2
08/05/22 2:59:31 AM
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Solid_Snake07 posted...
So youd be broke in 5 years.

Guess it would be a wild ride while it last
A 50 million dollar house is an investment. I wouldn't drive those cars and they would be an investment. Like. You know I can sell them too right?

How much whiskey do you expect me to drink a week?

The multiple model girlfriends is the questionable part, but like. If they are from eastern europe they probably aren't going to cost me that much
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Smashingpmkns
08/05/22 2:59:50 AM
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baiken2 posted...
Date multiple eighteen year old models at once.
Really specific there with the age

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Vyrulisse
08/05/22 3:00:43 AM
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I'd just buy a little bit of land in the country, a modest house and the finest PC money could buy. I don't want for much but that's all I'd get if I hit a serious lottery.

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Solid_Seb
08/05/22 3:05:11 AM
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Hey its me your cousin
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PrettyBoyFloyd
08/05/22 3:13:29 AM
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Vyrulisse posted...
I'd just buy a little bit of land in the country, a modest house and the finest PC money could buy. I don't want for much but that's all I'd get if I hit a serious lottery.

The interest alone could pay for all that and stupid shit.

I don't see how someone can run out of even millions, let alone a billion.

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gunplagirl
08/05/22 3:15:54 AM
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baiken2 posted...
The multiple model girlfriends is the questionable part, but like. If they are from eastern europe they probably aren't going to cost me that much
I don't think there's enough fabric on earth for all the red flags that just popped up, this makes it sound like you're purchasing ownership of them and I pray you specify otherwise

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TomClark
08/05/22 3:23:56 AM
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Congratulations Man i

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Tropicalwood
08/05/22 3:24:52 AM
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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
The interest alone could pay for all that and stupid shit.

I don't see how someone can run out of even millions, let alone a billion.
The IRS takes half of it first and then the winner proceeds to nickel and dime their way to being poor again.

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