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Heartomaton
08/08/22 12:09:55 AM
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Full-on I'm-afraid-for-my-life involuntary screaming, every time you pee, for the full duration of the urination.

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pegusus123456
08/08/22 12:11:04 AM
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Sounds like something that's everyone else's problem.

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Priere
08/08/22 12:11:06 AM
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What if i keep a catheter inserted 24/7 so i dont need to actually piss? Or i just tap my bladder directly?

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Kimberly
08/08/22 12:11:39 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Sounds like something that's everyone else's problem.


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Heartomaton
08/08/22 12:11:58 AM
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Priere posted...
What if i keep a catheter inserted 24/7 so i dont need to actually piss? Or i just tap my bladder directly?

Urine leaves your body = you scream bloody murder

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Priere
08/08/22 12:15:20 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
Urine leaves your body = you scream bloody murder
OK. If anyone asks, ill just tell them that i saw that Big Hoss died. They will understand.

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IronChef_Kirby
08/08/22 12:17:02 AM
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The thread title made me lol irl. Thanks for that, TC.

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Heartomaton
08/08/22 12:19:52 AM
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Priere posted...
OK. If anyone asks, ill just tell them that i saw that Big Hoss died. They will understand.

What about when you have to explain the screaming again to someone who heard you before?

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Heartomaton
08/08/22 12:20:07 AM
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IronChef_Kirby posted...
The thread title made me lol irl. Thanks for that, TC.

o7

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pegusus123456
08/08/22 12:20:25 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
What about when you have to explain the screaming again to someone who heard you before?
Big Hoss' death is an ongoing trauma.

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Malcrasternus
08/08/22 12:20:37 AM
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So nothing changes

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Etna
08/08/22 12:22:35 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
What about when you have to explain the screaming again to someone who heard you before?

pegusus123456 posted...
Big Hoss' death is an ongoing trauma.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/3/9/AAUjbaAADimL.jpg

IM FUCKING SCREAMING!!!

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Heartomaton
08/08/22 12:25:51 AM
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What if someone asks you to do impossible pee tricks?


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Heartomaton
08/08/22 12:28:37 AM
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Surely someone close to you will inquire about it.

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Heartomaton
08/08/22 12:32:20 AM
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Etna posted...
IM FUCKING SCREAMING!!!

DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE FUCKING PEEING?!?

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Fair.

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Kimberly
08/08/22 12:33:23 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE FUCKING PEEING?!?

SHIDDING AND PEEING RN HELP

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DrizztLink
08/08/22 12:34:36 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
for the full duration of the urination.
Does it count start-and-stop, or can I do an Austin Powers with bloodcurdling screams?

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Flauros
08/08/22 12:35:34 AM
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Heartomaton posted...


DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE FUCKING PEEING?!?
PEEING and MOURNING the loss of the Hoss.

RAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

Rest in piece sweet angle! ;_;

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Questionmarktarius
08/08/22 12:36:18 AM
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Antibiotics will clear that up.
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Heartomaton
08/08/22 12:42:00 AM
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Kimberly posted...
SHIDDING AND PEEING RN HELP

I DON'T KNOW WHAT INVOLUNTARY ACTION YOU DO IF YOU SHID BECAUSE I DIDN'T SET A PARAMETER FOR THAT.

DrizztLink posted...
Does it count start-and-stop, or can I do an Austin Powers with bloodcurdling screams?

Pee = scream

No pee = no scream

Flauros posted...
PEEING and MOURNING the loss of the Hoss.

RAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

Rest in piece sweet angle! ;_;

That is a strange way to honor someone's memory, but it's not my place to judge in this situation.

Questionmarktarius posted...
Antibiotics will clear that up.

No it won't.

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REexpert44
08/08/22 12:44:14 AM
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Heartomaton posted...


That is a strange way to honor someone's memory, but it's not my place to judge in this situation.


Im sorry for screaming at you. Its just, a father shouldnt EVER have to berry his sun.

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DrizztLink
08/08/22 12:47:14 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
I DON'T KNOW WHAT INVOLUNTARY ACTION YOU DO IF YOU SHID BECAUSE I DIDN'T SET A PARAMETER FOR THAT.
WELL THAT'S JUST SLOPPY FUCKING PROGRAMMING

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MabusIncarnate
08/08/22 12:51:24 AM
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That's my fetish

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Heartomaton
08/08/22 12:54:42 AM
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REexpert44 posted...
Im sorry for screaming at you. Its just, a father shouldnt EVER have to berry his sun.

Sunberry is a thing.

These are sunberries.

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DrizztLink posted...
WELL THAT'S JUST SLOPPY FUCKING PROGRAMMING

FIND A WAY TO MAKE AN INSULT OUT OF THE PHRASE "YOUR MOM" AND THE PHRASE YOU USED, "SLOPPY FUCKING", AND DIRECT IT AT YOURSELF BECAUSE I CAN'T FIGURE OUT A GOOD WAY TO DO IT TO YOU.

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