Current Events > If you don't use baby wipes or a bidet, you're not clean

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Darkprince21 08/09/22 8:28:24 PM #1:	Gross <cite>Darkprince21 posted [p:967197815] in If you don... [t:80124735]...</cite> <quote>Gross </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TerrifyingRei 08/09/22 8:28:47 PM #2:	k --- 'How do I silence the world? How do I live through this noise?' - Demon Hunter 'Where did I go wrong? Who was I supposed to be?' - FFDP <cite>TerrifyingRei posted [p:967197823] in If you don... [t:80124735]...</cite> <quote>k</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darkprince21 08/09/22 8:29:59 PM #4:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] I dont wipe because I dont let shit bother me <cite>Darkprince21 posted [p:967197850] in If you don... [t:80124735]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> I dont wipe because I dont let shit bother me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
A_Good_Boy 08/09/22 8:30:33 PM #5:	I use both. --- Who is? I am! <cite>A_Good_Boy posted [p:967197867] in If you don... [t:80124735]...</cite> <quote>I use both. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HovaRex 08/09/22 8:31:04 PM #6:	I shower after shitting --- I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide. <cite>HovaRex posted [p:967197878] in If you don... [t:80124735]...</cite> <quote>I shower after shitting </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj3vegeta 08/09/22 8:31:35 PM #7:	HovaRex posted... I shower after shitting dis if you don't shower after every shit, you're not clean --- http://i.imgur.com/tvKkIcw.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Kywn3Qc.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Cybsdf1.gifv http://h-7.abload.de/img/messi02-rm-ucl3ngb.gif <cite>ssj3vegeta posted [p:967197888] in If you don... [t:80124735]...</cite> <quote>HovaRex posted...</cite><quote>I shower after shitting </quote>disif you don't shower after every shit, you're not clean</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkprince21 08/09/22 8:32:27 PM #8:	ssj3vegeta posted... dis if you don't shower after every shit, you're not clean Agreed showers should just be next all public toilets <cite>Darkprince21 posted [p:967197907] in If you don... [t:80124735]...</cite> <quote>ssj3vegeta posted... </cite><quote>disif you don't shower after every shit, you're not clean</quote>Agreed showers should just be next all public toilets </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bnui_ransder 08/09/22 8:34:13 PM #9:	Do NOT flush those "flushable" wipes down the toilet! You will thank me --- http://bnuiransder.tumblr.com/ So much A R T <cite>bnui_ransder posted [p:967197948] in If you don... [t:80124735]...</cite> <quote>Do NOT flush those "flushable" wipes down the toilet! You will thank me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkprince21 08/09/22 8:36:21 PM #10:	bnui_ransder posted... Do NOT flush those "flushable" wipes down the toilet! You will thank me Like we used to do in Mexico. Collect them in a bag and burn them in the yard <cite>Darkprince21 posted [p:967197983] in If you don... [t:80124735]...</cite> <quote>bnui_ransder posted... </cite><quote>Do NOT flush those "flushable" wipes down the toilet! You will thank me</quote>Like we used to do in Mexico. Collect them in a bag and burn them in the yard </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Azarias 08/09/22 8:45:24 PM #11:	Darkprince21 posted... Gross You've still got mud-ass if you do anything less than bleach your ass. ~~:^)~~ --- People are prone to dying. <cite>Azarias posted [p:967198162] in If you don... [t:80124735]...</cite> <quote>Darkprince21 posted... </cite><quote>Gross</quote>You've still got mud-ass if you do anything less than bleach your ass.:^) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GuerrillaSoldier 08/09/22 8:45:42 PM #12:	no one cares --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! <cite>GuerrillaSoldier posted [p:967198167] in If you don... [t:80124735]...</cite> <quote>no one cares</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SergeantGander 08/11/22 9:46:10 AM #13:	I mean doesn't the saying "Same shit, different day" come from all the crusty dried poo being in and around your hole the next day? --- ~Dennis~ <cite>SergeantGander posted [p:967231669] in If you don... [t:80124735]...</cite> <quote>I mean doesn't the saying "Same shit, different day" come from all the crusty dried poo being in and around your hole the next day? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkFanatic 08/11/22 9:47:40 AM #14:	I don't use either of those. I put gentle soap and water on some toilet paper, then move it around my ass like in a circular fashion. Do this multiple times and you'll be totally clean. --- "If men had to cut off their genitals to display faith to God this world would have turned Atheist eons ago." - Random user on the Politics board <cite>LinkFanatic posted [p:967231704] in If you don... [t:80124735]...</cite> <quote>I don't use either of those. I put gentle soap and water on some toilet paper, then move it around my ass like in a circular fashion. Do this multiple times and you'll be totally clean.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkFanatic 08/11/22 9:47:51 AM #15:	GuerrillaSoldier posted... no one cares Americans don't. Sadly. --- "If men had to cut off their genitals to display faith to God this world would have turned Atheist eons ago." - Random user on the Politics board <cite>LinkFanatic posted [p:967231707] in If you don... [t:80124735]...</cite> <quote>GuerrillaSoldier posted... </cite><quote>no one cares</quote>Americans don't. Sadly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 08/11/22 9:48:57 AM #16:	Girls like the chocolate frosting on the cake --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:967231728] in If you don... [t:80124735]...</cite> <quote>Girls like the chocolate frosting on the cake</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nintendo_Porn 08/11/22 9:49:57 AM #17:	Toilet paper alone is not good enough, and it never was. They gotta make a flushable alternative, or i'm installing a bidet. LinkFanatic posted... I don't use either of those. I put gentle soap and water on some toilet paper, then move it around my ass like in a circular fashion. Do this multiple times and you'll be totally clean. That. --- N.P.C.C. (Nintendo Porn Company Conspiracy) Truly Outrageous! The Truth Is Out There! https://imgur.com/Q1aKXKp https://imgur.com/gZ2IuFV <cite>Nintendo_Porn posted [p:967231748] in If you don... [t:80124735]...</cite> <quote>Toilet paper alone is not good enough, and it never was. They gotta make a flushable alternative, or i'm installing a bidet.<quote>LinkFanatic posted... </cite>I don't use either of those. I put gentle soap and water on some toilet paper, then move it around my ass like in a circular fashion. Do this multiple times and you'll be totally clean.</quote>That.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
specialkid8 08/11/22 9:50:10 AM #18:	It's 2022. Who still poops? --- https://i.imgur.com/AUXKMK4.jpg <cite>specialkid8 posted [p:967231753] in If you don... [t:80124735]...</cite> <quote>It's 2022. Who still poops?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RaulJenkins 08/11/22 9:53:38 AM #19:	I must go through 5 packs of those wipes a week Might be overkill but the moist wipe feels nice on my tush :) --- Raul <cite>RaulJenkins posted [p:967231810] in If you don... [t:80124735]...</cite> <quote>I must go through 5 packs of those wipes a weekMight be overkill but the moist wipe feels nice on my tush :)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darkprince21 08/11/22 1:06:02 PM #21:	Its 20 bucks for a bidet on amazon lol <cite>Darkprince21 posted [p:967235465] in If you don... [t:80124735]...</cite> <quote>Its 20 bucks for a bidet on amazon lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarcoRubio 08/11/22 1:10:01 PM #22:	I do it for the baby wipes I do it for the bidet --- Vote for me, 2016! <cite>MarcoRubio posted [p:967235553] in If you don... [t:80124735]...</cite> <quote>I do it for the baby wipesI do it for the bidet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Suolevram 08/11/22 1:12:12 PM #23:	LinkFanatic posted... I don't use either of those. I put gentle soap and water on some toilet paper, then move it around my ass like in a circular fashion. Do this multiple times and you'll be totally clean. What? Probably works out tbh. --- fay ce que vouldras <cite>Suolevram posted [p:967235593] in If you don... [t:80124735]...</cite> <quote>LinkFanatic posted... </cite><quote>I don't use either of those. I put gentle soap and water on some toilet paper, then move it around my ass like in a circular fashion. Do this multiple times and you'll be totally clean.</quote>What? Probably works out tbh.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkFanatic 08/11/22 1:16:21 PM #24:	Suolevram posted... what? probably works out tbh. It does. Not sure what the what was for, though. --- "If men had to cut off their genitals to display faith to God this world would have turned Atheist eons ago." - Random user on the Politics board <cite>LinkFanatic posted [p:967235705] in If you don... [t:80124735]...</cite> <quote>Suolevram posted... </cite><quote>what? probably works out tbh.</quote>It does. Not sure what the what was for, though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
faizan_faizan 08/11/22 1:17:19 PM #25:	Yeah, not a fan of smearing shit all over my crack and letting it dry and become all crusty. I don't know how someone can live with that. At least use wet wipes if you don't have a bidet. --- Allergic to bull****. <cite>faizan_faizan posted [p:967235728] in If you don... [t:80124735]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, not a fan of smearing shit all over my crack and letting it dry and become all crusty. I don't know how someone can live with that. At least use wet wipes if you don't have a bidet.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkFanatic 08/11/22 1:18:06 PM #26:	faizan_faizan posted... Yeah, not a fan of smearing shit all over my crack and letting it dry and become all crusty. I don't know how someone can live with that. At least use wet wipes if you don't have a bidet. Not just that, but most guys don't even shave their asses. Disgusting. --- "If men had to cut off their genitals to display faith to God this world would have turned Atheist eons ago." - Random user on the Politics board <cite>LinkFanatic posted [p:967235750] in If you don... [t:80124735]...</cite> <quote>faizan_faizan posted... </cite><quote>Yeah, not a fan of smearing shit all over my crack and letting it dry and become all crusty. I don't know how someone can live with that. At least use wet wipes if you don't have a bidet.</quote>Not just that, but most guys don't even shave their asses. Disgusting.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkprince21 08/11/22 1:19:29 PM #27:	LinkFanatic posted... Not just that, but most guys don't even shave their asses. Disgusting. Gross <cite>Darkprince21 posted [p:967235779] in If you don... [t:80124735]...</cite> <quote>LinkFanatic posted... </cite><quote>Not just that, but most guys don't even shave their asses. Disgusting.</quote>Gross</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jeremy517 08/11/22 1:19:50 PM #28:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] You can get a cheap bidet on Amazon for $30. <cite>Jeremy517 posted [p:967235795] in If you don... [t:80124735]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> You can get a cheap bidet on Amazon for $30.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 08/11/22 1:20:37 PM #29:	I use a custom bidet that alleviates the need for the wipes. Good thing too because you can't flush that shit and I'm not spending 25 cents more on flushable wipes --- "As usual, the zero rating will be reserved for Trump." <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:967235810] in If you don... [t:80124735]...</cite> <quote>I use a custom bidet that alleviates the need for the wipes. Good thing too because you can't flush that shit and I'm not spending 25 cents more on flushable wipes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MC_BatCommander 08/11/22 1:22:12 PM #30:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] You can get bidets that are easy to install right into your toilet. Highly recommend, I know it sounds dumb but once you realize just how much less TP you need and how clean that booty is you'll wonder how you managed 3 miserable decades on this planet without one. --- The Legend is True! <cite>MC_BatCommander posted [p:967235851] in If you don... [t:80124735]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> You can get bidets that are easy to install right into your toilet.Highly recommend, I know it sounds dumb but once you realize just how much less TP you need and how clean that booty is you'll wonder how you managed 3 miserable decades on this planet without one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 08/11/22 1:27:36 PM #31:	There is also a portable bidet for those of you unsure of the real deal or there is some reason you cant instal an actual bidet. Flushable wet wipes are a good alternative. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:967235977] in If you don... [t:80124735]...</cite> <quote>There is also a portable bidet for those of you unsure of the real deal or there is some reason you cant instal an actual bidet.Flushable wet wipes are a good alternative.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Suolevram 08/11/22 5:18:57 PM #32:	LinkFanatic posted... It does. Not sure what the what was for, though. I've never heard of anyone doing this. Usually they buy baby wipes and ditch the TP. You've found a way to be thorough and cost effective. Well done, LinkFanatic. --- fay ce que vouldras <cite>Suolevram posted [p:967241078] in If you don... [t:80124735]...</cite> <quote>LinkFanatic posted... </cite><quote>It does. Not sure what the what was for, though.</quote>I've never heard of anyone doing this. Usually they buy baby wipes and ditch the TP. You've found a way to be thorough and cost effective. Well done, LinkFanatic.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rikishi 08/11/22 5:19:49 PM #33:	It's called taking a shower when done crapping. Your baby wipes and bidet can never match up to showering <cite>Rikishi posted [p:967241096] in If you don... [t:80124735]...</cite> <quote>It's called taking a shower when done crapping. Your baby wipes and bidet can never match up to showering </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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