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COVxy
08/19/22 11:08:19 AM
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https://www.theonion.com/students-explain-how-college-has-censored-them-1848749238

25 anecdotes about broke woke universites, such as:
Todd Simpkins (Vanderbilt University, Class Of 2024)
I dont feel comfortable derailing my astronomy lecture with a diatribe about how eugenics is sorely misunderstood.

Lmao

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Dragon239
08/19/22 11:13:18 AM
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There's actually a PragerU one in there lmao

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COVxy
08/19/22 11:16:49 AM
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Dragon239 posted...
There's actually a PragerU one in there lmao

That one and the Brigham Young one were great lol

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Proto_Spark
08/19/22 11:58:05 AM
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Mike Hardmore (Michigan State University, Class Of 2026)
When I shared an uninformed opinion in class, this old guy at the front of the room said a bunch of facts and stuff that proved it wrong.

Lauren Dawes (Columbia University, Class Of 2025)
For the most part, people are really respectful, but every morning Tucker Carlson comes through with a megaphone and yells at us about how oppressed we are.

Cliff Miller (University Of California, Los Angeles, Class Of 2025)
[Redacted].

damn Onion knocking this one out of the park.

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MedeaLysistrata
08/19/22 12:01:00 PM
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I'm probably going to be class of 25 so I'm expecting to be censored for my views on semiotics

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teep_
08/19/22 12:28:35 PM
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Matthew Schultz (Bowling Green State University, Class Of 2024)

I havent been invited to a single party since being prosecuted for violent crime.

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