Current Events > $1 billion but every time you have sex you impregnate her

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Damn_Underscore
08/20/22 2:08:33 PM
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?????


or you get impregnated

there's no point in using a condom or birth control because those will always fail

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Ratchetrockon
08/20/22 2:09:14 PM
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Deal that is a lot of money

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Blo
08/20/22 2:09:38 PM
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Cool I can be a modern Genghis Khan

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bsp77
08/20/22 2:09:51 PM
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What if snipped?

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googs19
08/20/22 2:10:15 PM
#5:


What about same sex relations?
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Damn_Underscore
08/20/22 2:10:40 PM
#6:


bsp77 posted...
What if snipped?

Operation fails or it miraculously fixes itself

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FL81
08/20/22 2:11:15 PM
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so I become rich and nothing else changes

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fire_bolt
08/20/22 2:11:51 PM
#8:


Exclusively gay sex it is

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Irony
08/20/22 2:11:54 PM
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Blo posted...
Cool I can be a modern Genghis Khan
This isn't something to brag about

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bsp77
08/20/22 2:12:00 PM
#10:


Damn_Underscore posted...
Operation fails or it miraculously fixes itself
Well, shit. I don't know, sex is good and all, but a billion?

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gunplagirl
08/20/22 2:12:19 PM
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That's not possible though. Like, neither of us could get pregnant. Deal.

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GATTJT
08/20/22 2:13:02 PM
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What if we have sex while she's pregnant?

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Nth
08/20/22 2:43:54 PM
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I'd have morning after pills as readily available as skittles.

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Ilishe
08/20/22 2:45:08 PM
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Seems like a very good deal for someone who prefers the same sex.

Pass

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Iodine
08/20/22 2:57:37 PM
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People in this topic are ignoring the
Damn_Underscore posted...
or you get impregnated
Part.

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Hoodroar
08/20/22 2:58:37 PM
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Free money tbh fam.

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Pitlord_Special
08/20/22 3:02:36 PM
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Id help infertile women who otherwise couldnt have a baby. Including miracle uterus regeneration

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Heartomaton
08/20/22 3:04:18 PM
#18:


No deal.

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Garioshi
08/20/22 3:05:52 PM
#19:


fire_bolt posted...
Exclusively gay sex it is
Easy

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Nazanir
08/20/22 3:11:05 PM
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Plan B/morning after pill?

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