Current Events > Apparently, Shaq is a Flat Earther now

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Zikten
08/26/22 10:49:18 PM
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https://youtu.be/huoVg2OtQyM

He made comments on a podcast about how it's just a theory that the earth is round
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AlCalavicci
08/26/22 10:50:19 PM
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He's probably tall enough to see the edge of the earth

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IfGodCouldDie
08/26/22 10:50:59 PM
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AlCalavicci posted...
He's probably tall enough to see the edge of the earth
Came in to post this

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Bad_Mojo
08/26/22 10:51:40 PM
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Where is the curve?!

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Ratchetrockon
08/26/22 10:52:01 PM
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Ahaha

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I4NRulez
08/26/22 10:52:05 PM
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Man, Shaq is such an incredibly nice guy.

Its hard to say this. Dude is a fucking moron lol.

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DrizztLink
08/26/22 10:54:03 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/5/AABUaRAADM4H.jpg

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Jagr_68
08/26/22 10:55:50 PM
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He's managed to outsmart Charles before but can he OUTDUMB him tho?

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DrizztLink
08/26/22 10:56:25 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
He's managed to outsmart Charles before but can he OUTDUMB him tho?
Nah, he'll just put in $20

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Questionmarktarius
08/26/22 10:58:54 PM
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Expanding Earth is way more fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJfBSc6e7QQ

Sorry about the ten minutes. You can stop watching about three minutes in.
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Jiek_Fafn
08/26/22 11:02:20 PM
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It's often really difficult to tell when Shaq is joking. Sometimes he says shit like this as a joke and other times he'll be dead serious.

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Questionmarktarius
08/26/22 11:04:57 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
It's often really difficult to tell when Shaq is joking.
Shaq's marriage is a hentai in real life

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/7/8/AAEhCpAADm1G.jpg

I'm pretty sure is penis is wider than his wife's torso.

Dude fucking won at reality.
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I4NRulez
08/26/22 11:06:22 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Shaq's marriage is a hentai in real life

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/7/8/AAEhCpAADm1G.jpg

I'm pretty sure is penis is wider than his wife's torso.

Dude fucking won at reality.

Shaq isnt married to Hoops lol

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DespondentDeity
08/26/22 11:08:17 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
It's often really difficult to tell when Shaq is joking. Sometimes he says shit like this as a joke and other times he'll be dead serious.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Shaq jokes. The humor is extremely subtle

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Questionmarktarius
08/26/22 11:09:47 PM
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I4NRulez posted...
Shaq isnt married to Hoops lol
you know they fuckin, tho.
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I4NRulez
08/26/22 11:11:09 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
you know they fuckin, tho.

Shaq and Hoopz have been broken up for like 10 years bro

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Questionmarktarius
08/26/22 11:11:54 PM
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I4NRulez posted...
Shaq and Hoopz have been broken up for like 10 years bro
DDG image search failed me.
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Despised
08/26/22 11:12:27 PM
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You never know because Shaq is a giant irl troll

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Questionmarktarius
08/26/22 11:16:36 PM
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It's just too bad Andre the Giant died just as the internet was beginning.
Iron Sheik is is a monster internet troll. Andre... would have been pretty cool actually.
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Smackems
08/26/22 11:18:40 PM
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I4NRulez posted...
Shaq and Hoopz have been broken up for like 10 years bro
So

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Spidey5
08/26/22 11:25:58 PM
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Turns out the Earth isn't as round as you think, and it turns out, The General is a quality insurance company thats been saving people money for nearly 60 years!

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Questionmarktarius
08/26/22 11:26:42 PM
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Spidey5 posted...
Turns out the Earth isn't as round as you think, and it turns out, The General is a quality insurance company thats been saving people money for nearly 60 years!
That's not a General ad yet?
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CableZL
08/26/22 11:26:50 PM
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I believe Shaq clarified later on that he wasn't serious and that he doesn't really think the earth is flat.

That gas thing is hilarious, though.

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A_Good_Boy
08/27/22 12:00:17 AM
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The video features clips of Shaq talking about gas prices but when it comes to him talking about flat earth nonsense the video only features clippings of an excerpt featuring his quotes. Since the video creator is too chicken shit to include video of Shaq directly speaking about flat earth stuff then I'm just gonna assume Shaq was joking and the video creator is an idiot as are the people taking this video seriously.

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