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Questionmarktarius
08/27/22 2:42:46 AM
#51:


Smackems posted...
Antifar is my favorite political person here. He's very nice, civil, and critical of his own side
That's why we get along. I'm an utter ass, and probably drunk most of the time, but I know why and where my side fucks up.
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Johnny_Nutcase
08/27/22 4:31:00 AM
#52:


Had to do the hardest part of my job tonight. Completely clear out my parents old bedroom. My dad evidently never could work up to get rid of my moms old shit so here I am today. I got to a point where I just had to stop nit picking at everything and go "FUCK it's just all gotta go" I kept a few things from each that meant a lot to me growing up but beyond that I had to tell myself "just look passed it and keep moving throw away throw away throw away." Honestly a lot of it didn't have anything to do with me. They had their own lives outside of me and that's awesome.

Once that room is done tomorrow i'm officially disconnected from that house and I can collect a buncha shit any potential future kids will throw away of mine when I die.

Still drinkin too!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEQgMlSif64

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Smackems
08/27/22 4:49:19 AM
#53:


The world needs some little Johnnys running around

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/27/22 5:03:40 AM
#54:


I think I would just let em be free ranged.

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Questionmarktarius
08/27/22 5:07:14 AM
#55:


I refuse to procreate, because I'm an obnoxious ass who isn't supposed to be here anyway.
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Johnny_Nutcase
08/27/22 5:11:05 AM
#56:


Questionmarktarius posted...
I refuse to procreate, because I'm an obnoxious ass who isn't supposed to be here anyway.

You sound like Smackems and he could do it. I could do it. We all know our stupid fuckin faults, isn't that good? Say HEY JUNIOR DON'T POUR THAT CAN OF GAS ON MA'S FIREWORK STASH!!! Doesn't end well.

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Smackems
08/27/22 5:13:04 AM
#58:


I would cheer junior on

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Questionmarktarius
08/27/22 5:13:05 AM
#59:


I had a fatal birth defect in 1975, and I've told all y'all about this like 85 times now.
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Smackems
08/27/22 5:13:45 AM
#60:


You're a ghost?

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Questionmarktarius
08/27/22 5:14:46 AM
#61:


Smackems posted...
You're a ghost?
Yes.

Also I've mentioned that like 85 times.
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Smackems
08/27/22 5:16:08 AM
#62:


Don't think I've ever caught it

I get suspended a lot as it turns out

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/27/22 5:16:33 AM
#63:


You know GODAMN well drunks don't remember shit so you can't possibly tell us you died 85 times.

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Smackems
08/27/22 5:17:44 AM
#64:


I think it was just the once

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Questionmarktarius
08/27/22 5:17:59 AM
#65:


That's why I adore that Loki show.
I'm not supposed to be here.
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Johnny_Nutcase
08/27/22 5:21:45 AM
#66:


I almost died twice in the span of one week. Once to a horrific little car accident and then 6 or 7 days later in surgery waking up to a nurse pounding on my chest yelling at me to wake up. I was like ok.

Am I not supposed to be here right now?

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Smackems
08/27/22 5:22:25 AM
#67:


I uh.. think I'm invincible

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Smackems
08/27/22 5:23:01 AM
#68:


I saw Green Lantern. And I made it

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YugiNoob
08/27/22 5:25:45 AM
#69:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/0/AAPV5JAADhfa.jpg

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/27/22 5:27:51 AM
#70:


Did that shit on the toilet seat really get ya goin?

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Smackems
08/27/22 5:35:33 AM
#71:


The ceiling fan turd is what got me moist

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Questionmarktarius
08/27/22 5:39:40 AM
#72:


...and I just did "CD and vinyl both" again.

dammit
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YugiNoob
08/27/22 5:42:28 AM
#73:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Did that shit on the toilet seat really get ya goin?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/6/8/AAPV5JAADajA.jpg

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Questionmarktarius
08/27/22 6:09:11 AM
#74:


I'm drunk enough to see better without my glasses. That's never good.
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CanuckCowboy
08/27/22 6:36:33 AM
#75:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
If I could rely on i'd love a self driving car.

Beyond that I want a car that goes "Ohhh dear from the seat sensors I can tell you've blown a lot of gas out and your ass is shifting quite a bit. Let me calculate the best speed so you hit all the lights just right so you don't shit yourself"..... WHERES THAT?

The 19 year old has a 2017 corolla. Has a backup camera and lane assist... literally stays in the lane by itself. And auto braking if something runs in front of it. Not self driving but pretty close. Which is good cause she'd die the way she drives if it didn't.

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BlazinBlue88
08/27/22 2:36:31 PM
#76:


Damn I just need to wait for Mabus to make a topic before I'm tagged.

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IfGodCouldDie
08/27/22 5:28:24 PM
#77:


Well, Naysaspace blocked me for mildly calling out a misogynistic post he made.

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Smackems
08/27/22 5:32:53 PM
#78:


  • What he saym

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Smackems
08/27/22 5:33:33 PM
#79:


The fuck happened

I ain't fixin it

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IfGodCouldDie
08/27/22 5:39:20 PM
#80:


Smackems posted...
* What he saym
The Adrianna Chechik topic about her being kicked from an event had people talking about how it was unreasonable to kick her because of her past career, he quoted one of them and implied that anyone who thought it was unreasonable was only doing so because they were addicted to porn. I quoted him and said, "wtf, are you ok lol?" Then he blocked me.

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Smackems
08/27/22 5:41:11 PM
#81:


She's hot but I... Am not into her butt stuff and she does a lot of it

She shouldnt have been kicked out because of that

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IfGodCouldDie
08/27/22 5:41:56 PM
#82:


Smackems posted...
She's hot but I... Am not into her butt stuff and she does a lot of it

She shouldnt have been kicked out because of that
Careful, your going to convince him you're some kind of degenerate porn addict.

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Smackems
08/27/22 5:59:15 PM
#83:


Uh oh

Wouldn't want that

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/27/22 8:37:23 PM
#84:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
Damn I just need to wait for Mabus to make a topic before I'm tagged.

You have the worst luck with gettin tagged.

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/27/22 11:05:26 PM
#85:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-59KZIjNQI

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FigureOfSpeech
08/27/22 11:12:29 PM
#86:


I just copied the last one for tagging and to be fair I didn't even remember making this topic last night until I saw it earlier today lol, so I'm honestly surprised I didn't make an asinine shitshow of it tbh

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Smackems
08/28/22 12:15:42 AM
#87:


We lubs u blazin

You give us color

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Naysaspace
08/28/22 12:33:31 AM
#88:


This tastes exactly how you imagine it tastes.

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Smackems
08/28/22 12:36:00 AM
#89:


Yeah I can taste it in my head butt


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Naysaspace
08/28/22 12:43:15 AM
#90:


you're on a heater tonite!
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Smackems
08/28/22 12:45:17 AM
#91:


Is that why my ass is so warm

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Bowser
08/28/22 1:02:16 AM
#92:


I am having an Alaskan Limited Release Island Ale.

good thing it's limited, it's not that tasty...

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MabusIncarnate
08/28/22 1:25:20 AM
#93:


Neither sound all that appealing, I've had island lager before and it wasn't bad but I wouldn't seek it out or anything. Dill pickle beer I can't see anyone making their regular go-to.

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Hambo
08/28/22 1:28:40 AM
#94:


That can is the worst thing I've seen all day.

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Smackems
08/28/22 1:29:27 AM
#95:


Hambo posted...
That can is the worst thing I've seen all day.
Thought this said eat instead of seen

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Hambo
08/28/22 1:37:06 AM
#96:


Smackems posted...
Thought this said eat instead of seen
I'd rather eat the can than drink its contents.

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MabusIncarnate
08/28/22 2:24:09 AM
#97:


Car parked at the hotel tonight lol

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/8/0/AAakoXAADnDM.jpg

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Smackems
08/28/22 2:34:50 AM
#98:


That's good shit

I bet that pisses so many boomers off

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Naysaspace
08/28/22 3:01:57 AM
#99:


lmao Mabus, of course no one makes a dill pickle beer their "go to". it's a limited edition novelty beer!

i read the label and i guess it's a collab between a craft brewery here and a really famous burger restaurant here.
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Smackems
08/28/22 5:09:08 AM
#100:


I bet there's a guy

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