Current Events > Just took a girl to a Applebee's.

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The service was terrible. We asked for waters and the waiter came back to take our order without bringing us the waters. Then he brought out my food, but said hers didnt go through. So we waited forever for her food. She ended up getting a to go box. I left no tip.

Applebees

You brought a girl out on a date to applebees?! Classless

That's odd. Usually Applebee's is a fine dining experience

Fancy.

That's your first mistake right there. You need to bring the girl to a stupendous fine dining experience, like Olive Gardens for example.

Crapplebees

Yeah, TC fancy like Applebee's on a date night...

Did you drive your Tesla?

yunalenne10 posted...

Did you drive your Tesla?

Yes.

Should have just microwaved her some cheap ass food from the grocery store.

It would be the same quality as Applebee's, except cheaper. Potentially cleaner atmosphere.

When you step through the door of the restaurant your first time, you are transported into a world unlike any other. The low light of the restaurant casts shadows on the knick-knacks adorning the walls, and the translucent hum of the various screens through the restaurant create a sort of ethereal presence in the restaurant.

Right off the bat, you know you are in for a dining experience like no other.

"Welcome to Applebees!" a cheerful host says to you. "How many are in your party?" You hold up two fingers. "Right this way!" She responds. As you walk to your table, you wonder how she can deal with so many customers, yet remain so chipper, but shrug it off as another wonderful mystery caused by the splendor of Applebees.

The waitress takes your drink order and for a moment, your head is spinning. Do you want a soda? You look at the drink menu and you see a litany of alcohol beverages you have only dreamed about - Bud Light, Coors Light, Miller Light...

The waitress offers a helpful suggestion of an Oreo Shake, and you say that sounds great. She asks if you'd like a round of water for the table as well. You smile. This is the kind of attention to detail that you expect from Michelin Star rated restaurants, not a Neighborhood Bar & Grill!

As the waitress goes to fetch your shake, you peruse the menu. The pages are jam-packed with the names of delicacies that you can only imagine. Fiesta Lime Chicken? Shrimp N' Parmesan Sirloin? You shift in your seat; you suddenly feel very self-aware that you do not belong in this restaurant. Your palatte does not feel sophisticated enough for these cuisines, and you worry that you will not do these delicacies justice when you enjoy them.

Just at this moment, the waitress comes to your table and all your fears are dissuaded. You order the Chicken Tenders Platter (a local favorite). You take a sip from your Oreo Shake and breath a sigh of relief as liquified Oreos slide down your throat. You lean back in your booth and relax.