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IdiotMachine
09/10/22 4:06:43 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-wPm99PF9U

What's up with the title snapshot being like someone waiting for the finisher:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/9/0/AAdbDbAADqOe.jpg

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AngelsNAirwav3s
09/10/22 4:09:45 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St1Thlnp6b0

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lennethsoki
09/10/22 4:10:16 PM
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Why are the comments filled with quotes from other movies? >_>

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NeonOctopus
09/10/22 4:11:43 PM
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I dont like that mole on her eyebrow >_>

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Blue_Inigo
09/10/22 4:12:07 PM
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What's wrong with you tc

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IdiotMachine
09/10/22 4:26:01 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
What's wrong with you tc
What do you mean

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Damn_Underscore
09/10/22 4:27:53 PM
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CE is so dirty minded

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Tyranthraxus
09/10/22 4:32:30 PM
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IDK if you recall but Ariel was so fucking thirsty she gave up her entire family and voice to go jump some guy's bone.

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AtelierGaming86
09/10/22 4:33:58 PM
#9:


Not for me

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NeonOctopus
09/10/22 4:35:40 PM
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Didnt the priest have an erection while he was he marrying Ariel and what'shisname? >_>

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
09/10/22 4:39:15 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
IDK if you recall but Ariel was so fucking thirsty she gave up her entire family and voice to go jump some guy's bone.
This, she was so horny and looking to get raw dogged she was willing to give up her voice, and her family.

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FortuneCookie
09/10/22 4:41:28 PM
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The original had a redhead on a beach wearing nothing but a shell bikini -- no bottom.

She also wiggled her toes while bottomless, and her artist is confirmed to have a foot fetish, so the dude pretty much slipped porn into a G-rated movie.

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FortuneCookie
09/10/22 4:42:34 PM
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Some of the other feet-centric characters the artist drew are Minerva Mink (toe wiggle scene) and Queen Elsa (whose shoes show off her toes). I could look up the guy's name, but I'm too lazy.
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ultimate_reaver
09/10/22 4:42:52 PM
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this man wanna fuck a fish

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Twiroach
09/10/22 4:48:08 PM
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It's crazy how some people will say "this piece of art is erotic" instead of "I'm horny"

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DD_Divine
09/10/22 4:55:57 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Didnt the priest have an erection while he was he marrying Ariel and what'shisname? >_>

eric and no that was his other knee

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Master_Bass
09/10/22 4:57:40 PM
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This is your mind on porn 24/7. Don't be like TC, folks.

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Axiom
09/10/22 5:17:42 PM
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IdiotMachine posted...
What do you mean
He means that if you view that image as erotic it says more about you than the show
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The_Wheelman1
09/10/22 6:18:52 PM
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Isn't Ariel like 15 and you find her erotic? Yikes

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IdiotMachine
09/10/22 6:38:49 PM
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Axiom posted...
He means that if you view that image as erotic it says more about you than the show
What does it say?

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EyeWontBeFooled
09/10/22 6:41:01 PM
#21:


She's waiting for the spoof

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FigureOfSpeech
09/10/22 6:56:26 PM
#22:


FortuneCookie posted...
The original had a redhead on a beach wearing nothing but a shell bikini -- no bottom.

She also wiggled her toes while bottomless, and her artist is confirmed to have a foot fetish, so the dude pretty much slipped porn into a G-rated movie.

<_<

on the cover of the VHS box, the sea palace has at least one penis on it

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Gamerguymass
09/10/22 7:05:17 PM
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The_Wheelman1 posted...
Isn't Ariel like 15 and you find her erotic? Yikes

In the original story, but the Disney animated movie never says her age. And this one, if you can even call it the little mermaid since that's not really Ariel, I'm sure she will be 18.

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Tyranthraxus
09/10/22 7:08:25 PM
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Gamerguymass posted...
In the original story, but the Disney animated movie never says her age. And this one, if you can even call it the little mermaid since that's not really Ariel, I'm sure she will be 18.
Regardless of what her age in the movie is, the actress is 22

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pegusus123456
09/10/22 7:08:30 PM
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Gamerguymass posted...
the Disney animated movie never says her age
She throws away her entire life and family over a dude she saw once, she's definitely 15.

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Oubliettes
09/10/22 7:10:51 PM
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damn
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/4/AADGjTAADqQ4.jpg

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Twiroach
09/10/22 7:11:09 PM
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Gamerguymass posted...
In the original story, but the Disney animated movie never says her age
Incorrect

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NeonOctopus
09/10/22 7:13:59 PM
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FigureOfSpeech posted...
on the cover of the VHS box, the sea palace has at least one penis on it
*checks*

lmao

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Gamerguymass
09/10/22 7:20:59 PM
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Twiroach posted...
Incorrect

Want to be more specific there champ or just continue trolling on your alt?

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pegusus123456
09/10/22 7:24:59 PM
#30:


Gamerguymass posted...
Want to be more specific there champ or just continue trolling on your alt?
I googled the script and he's right, Ariel literally says that she's sixteen.

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Gamerguymass
09/10/22 7:37:02 PM
#31:


pegusus123456 posted...
I googled the script and he's right, Ariel literally says that she's sixteen.

He didn't say that though, he just said wrong, which doesn't say what part is wrong. Its not like it matters, so she says she's 16, I haven't seen the movie since I was a kid so I don't remember her saying it at all.

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pegusus123456
09/10/22 7:38:37 PM
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Gamerguymass posted...
He didn't say that though, he just said wrong, which doesn't say what part is wrong. Its not like it matters, so she says she's 16, I haven't seen the movie since I was a kid so I don't remember her saying it at all.
It's okay to just admit that you were wrong, it wasn't that big of a deal.

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Twiroach
09/10/22 7:41:36 PM
#33:


Gamerguymass posted...
He didn't say that though, he just said wrong, which doesn't say what part is wrong. Its not like it matters, so she says she's 16, I haven't seen the movie since I was a kid so I don't remember her saying it at all.
stay mad lol

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lennethsoki
09/10/22 7:42:09 PM
#34:


Gamerguymass posted...
I haven't seen the movie since I was a kid so I don't remember her saying it at all.

That makes it worse if you don't even remember the details of the movie you last saw years ago, but are still trying to pass off hazy childhood details as what is.

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Gamerguymass
09/10/22 7:47:05 PM
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lennethsoki posted...
That makes it worse if you don't even remember the details of the movie you last saw years ago, but are still trying to pass off hazy childhood details as what is.

I would hardly call this me trying to pass off derails I don't remember just because I was wrong about one throwaway line in the movie that was never mentioned again afterwards and had no effect on the rest of the story.

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pegusus123456
09/10/22 7:52:37 PM
#36:


Gamerguymass posted...
I would hardly call this me trying to pass off derails I don't remember just because I was wrong about one throwaway line in the movie that was never mentioned again afterwards and had no effect on the rest of the story.
bruh

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YugiNoob
09/10/22 7:55:10 PM
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Oubliettes posted...
damn
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/4/AADGjTAADqQ4.jpg
Oh THAT'S what makes her look so weird. I was thinking that her face looks off but couldn't put my finger on it lol

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viewmaster_pi
09/10/22 8:26:32 PM
#38:


Tyranthraxus posted...
IDK if you recall but Ariel was so fucking thirsty she gave up her entire family and voice to go jump some guy's bone.
the first famous foot fetishist (4x alliteration!!!) iirc

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DarkRoast
09/10/22 8:29:15 PM
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I think it's cool that they made a black Ariel, although from a purely logical standpoint it doesn't make a lot of sense considering the amount of sunlight that reaches that part of the ocean is significantly degraded and wouldn't necessitate melanocytes. But that's just me thinking of the science of mermaids, which is kind of silly anyway.

On that token, why can't a mermaid be a fish top and human legs

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1337toothbrush
09/10/22 8:31:26 PM
#40:


Isn't she supposed to be like 14 years old?

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viewmaster_pi
09/10/22 8:31:33 PM
#41:


scientifically accurate ariel would be large and horrible and transparent and bioluminescent and hungry for human flesh

can the winnie the pooh horror movie and do the little murdermaid instead

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DarkRoast
09/10/22 8:32:03 PM
#42:


viewmaster_pi posted...
scientifically accurate ariel would be large and horrible and transparent and bioluminescent and hungry for human flesh

can the winnie the pooh horror movie and do the little murdermaid instead

You know, now that I think about it, a scientifically accurate mermaid is pretty horrific

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1337toothbrush
09/10/22 8:32:33 PM
#43:


DarkRoast posted...
I think it's cool that they made a black Ariel, although from a purely logical standpoint it doesn't make a lot of sense considering the amount of sunlight that reaches that part of the ocean is significantly degraded and wouldn't necessitate melanocytes. But that's just me thinking of the science of mermaids, which is kind of silly anyway.

On that token, why can't a mermaid be a fish top and human legs
Fish come in all sorts of colors.

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Damn_Underscore
09/10/22 8:33:28 PM
#44:


1337toothbrush posted...
Fish come in all sorts of colors.

I thought fish laid eggs

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DarkRoast
09/10/22 8:33:37 PM
#45:


1337toothbrush posted...
Fish come in all sorts of colors.


Even translucent

Just imagine an Ariel where you can just see her intestines

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viewmaster_pi
09/10/22 8:34:05 PM
#46:


DarkRoast posted...
You know, now that I think about it, a scientifically accurate mermaid is pretty horrific
especially if it's jealous of human legs and wants to get on land

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NoxObscuras
09/10/22 8:34:30 PM
#47:


Axiom posted...
He means that if you view that image as erotic it says more about you than the show
This pretty much. She's looking up at the world above. Nothing erotic about the thumbnail unless your mind is in the gutter lol.

Also, I'm not getting all of the eye width jokes. Her eyes aren't even that far apart >_>

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Murphiroth
09/10/22 8:36:13 PM
#48:


DarkRoast posted...
On that token, why can't a mermaid be a fish top and human legs

The classic question of if you weren't given a choice, which would you rather get with - a mermaid, or a reverse mermaid?

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DarkRoast
09/10/22 8:36:48 PM
#49:


Why do mermaids even have breasts if they clearly reproduce by laying eggs?

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YugiNoob
09/10/22 8:37:03 PM
#50:


DarkRoast posted...
I think it's cool that they made a black Ariel, although from a purely logical standpoint it doesn't make a lot of sense considering the amount of sunlight that reaches that part of the ocean is significantly degraded and wouldn't necessitate melanocytes. But that's just me thinking of the science of mermaids, which is kind of silly anyway.

On that token, why can't a mermaid be a fish top and human legs
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/7/AAPV5JAADqR3.jpg

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