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CinderLock 09/14/22 4:18:04 PM #1:	Doesn't sound very metro to me --- Kathy Bates inspires fear in the soul, hence the validity of humanity. - Wolfy42 <cite>CinderLock posted [p:968032779] in Why can't ... [t:80165391]...</cite> <quote>Doesn't sound very metro to me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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winged_weltall 09/14/22 4:20:35 PM #3:	I dunno, probably the same reason Zelda can't jump by pressing A in Ocarina of Time. What a stupid game. <cite>winged_weltall posted [p:968032830] in Why can't ... [t:80165391]...</cite> <quote>I dunno, probably the same reason Zelda can't jump by pressing A in Ocarina of Time. What a stupid game.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FigureOfSpeech 09/14/22 4:22:47 PM #4:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] --- Always check timestamps... <cite>FigureOfSpeech posted [p:968032909] in Why can't ... [t:80165391]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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