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FigureOfSpeech
09/19/22 10:54:26 PM
#151:


but you said "rise UP"

See, this is why I usually don't let my dick interpret things that my brain is better equipped to interpret.

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DarthDemented
09/19/22 10:56:57 PM
#152:


FigureOfSpeech posted...
but you said "rise UP"

See, this is why I usually don't let my dick interpret things that my brain is better equipped to interpret.
Whoa wait...we talking about dick?

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Naysaspace
09/19/22 11:21:23 PM
#153:


DarthDemented posted...
Lads when you drink tonight, raise a glass to a good man taken far too soon. My friend, my professional mentor, and one tough SOB with a heart of gold, Kirk Steding! Without him I wouldn't be where I am today in my job.
dang, i googled the name and there was....a lot of info that came up. You in Missouri?
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DarthDemented
09/19/22 11:23:51 PM
#154:


Naysaspace posted...
dang, i googled the name and there was....a lot of info that came up. You in Missouri?
Yeah. His newspaper obit only has the funeral home. I googled his name earlier today and got the accident report from the highway patrol.

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MabusIncarnate
09/19/22 11:26:22 PM
#155:


DarthDemented posted...
Lads when you drink tonight, raise a glass to a good man taken far too soon. My friend, my professional mentor, and one tough SOB with a heart of gold, Kirk Steding! Without him I wouldn't be where I am today in my job.
Ay, sorry for your loss man. Sounds like it was the loss of a great mind and person.

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DarthDemented
09/19/22 11:48:47 PM
#156:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Ay, sorry for your loss man. Sounds like it was the loss of a great mind and person.
Good man taken too soon. He was only 60 but you'd never know it looking at him or talking to him

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Smackems
09/20/22 1:19:13 AM
#157:


One of my best friends is a meat fella. I assume that's what you're talking about?

Either way, rest in peace

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gnomefromnome
09/21/22 12:44:56 AM
#158:


no one drinking tonight

bought Calypso Gold Rum...it's pretty good

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FigureOfSpeech
09/21/22 12:57:00 AM
#159:


I did drink tonight but I have nothing interesting to talk about lol

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Smackems
09/21/22 2:42:11 AM
#160:


My toe hurts

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Naysaspace
09/21/22 2:47:25 AM
#161:


Gout most likely
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Smackems
09/21/22 2:56:32 AM
#162:


Nah scraped it on a nail

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Naysaspace
09/21/22 2:59:19 AM
#163:


Sick lyfe
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Smackems
09/21/22 3:05:03 AM
#164:


Radical STUNTS

In this case walking

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MabusIncarnate
09/21/22 3:28:26 AM
#165:


@Pandamonic last on 4 months ago.

Drop in sometime man.

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Smackems
09/21/22 4:01:30 AM
#166:


He took a lot of like month long breaks so it's safe to assume he's safe and just left game shits behind

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MabusIncarnate
09/21/22 7:47:50 PM
#167:


Eww what the fuck happened to Goldfinger? Saw they had some new stuff out so i'd give it a shot, man it sucks. I was never a big fan, but liked one album of theirs a lot and some of the old stuff is solid.

Listen at your own risk.

https://youtu.be/hku_F274wlY

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CanuckCowboy
09/21/22 8:12:21 PM
#168:


Made chilli with the gf today. Cut up a ton of jalapeos and habaneros... fooled around after putting it on the stove and maybe you can guess where this is going.

I got it a bit but she got it bad. It was kinda hilarious though.

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Smackems
09/21/22 8:58:47 PM
#169:


Did you habenero finger her hooha

My gf makes me put my pepperspray on a shelf far away when we get buk nasty

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/21/22 9:02:43 PM
#170:


I couldn't get food involved with my ex because since she couldn't eat damn near anything I woulda killed her. I wasn't about to slap her ass with a Salmon

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Smackems
09/21/22 9:07:42 PM
#171:


Ah salmon

The sperm fish

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/21/22 9:08:09 PM
#172:


I guess that's why she liked it.

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CanuckCowboy
09/21/22 9:09:01 PM
#173:


Smackems posted...
Did you habenero finger her hooha

My gf makes me put my pepperspray on a shelf far away when we get buk nasty

Sure did. I washed my hands twice but apparently that wasn't enough. She jumped up and ran to the bathroom and started running cold water on it and mopping it with a wet towel.

Oops.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I couldn't get food involved with my ex because since she couldn't eat damn near anything I woulda killed her. I wasn't about to slap her ass with a Salmon

Thatd be hard to deal with. I'd be so stressed. Even at work I am so glad no one on our wing has a peanut allergy. Thatd be a bitch with how much a few residents like peanut butter.

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Smackems
09/21/22 9:15:17 PM
#174:


All the fuckin thing does is swim and sperm

And flop dead

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MabusIncarnate
09/21/22 10:01:05 PM
#175:


St. Brown offensive player of the week. I can't wait to be disappointed by week 7 again after a bit of hope.

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BlazinBlue88
09/21/22 10:40:07 PM
#176:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Sure did. I washed my hands twice but apparently that wasn't enough. She jumped up and ran to the bathroom and started running cold water on it and mopping it with a wet towel.
Yeah you need to throughly wash your hands with dish soap a couple times before pepper hands wash off properly.


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Johnny_Nutcase
09/21/22 10:49:16 PM
#177:


2nd day in a row my professor just no called no showed on me in a Zoom meeting. Something isn't working in his lesson plan and i'm hittin him with it. Every time I met with him on Zoom he's like "Huhh..... never seen that before". He's like "Yeahhhh you did everything I asked..."

So now that i'm gettin behind, he needs to fix this bullshit but doesn't wanna bother meeting with me. Thank god for email time stamps in case he tries to fail me.

BUT in other good news I got beer anyway.

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/21/22 11:01:37 PM
#178:


This made me laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na2hOcx4uX8

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IfGodCouldDie
09/21/22 11:02:35 PM
#179:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Sure did. I washed my hands twice but apparently that wasn't enough. She jumped up and ran to the bathroom and started running cold water on it and mopping it with a wet towel.

Oops.
That's hot.

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Questionmarktarius
09/21/22 11:32:36 PM
#180:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
Yeah you need to throughly wash your hands with dish soap a couple times before pepper hands wash off properly.
Start with WD40, then soap.
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Smackems
09/22/22 1:19:31 AM
#181:


Poor milk on ya dick

.....pour

Christ

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/22/22 9:49:40 PM
#182:


Anyone gonna Nintendo it up tonight? @MabusIncarnate @YugiNoob @AirFresh ?

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YugiNoob
09/22/22 10:08:20 PM
#183:


I am, assuming they hurry up at the hospital. Been lying in bed for almost an hour >:(

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/22/22 10:28:31 PM
#184:


Well the legs probably gonna have to be amputated so once they do that let me know and i'll get a game ready.

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a-c-a-b
09/23/22 3:26:16 AM
#185:


https://youtu.be/VpxikuHHG2Q

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MabusIncarnate
09/23/22 12:50:25 PM
#186:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Anyone gonna Nintendo it up tonight? @MabusIncarnate @YugiNoob @AirFresh ?
Tonight yeah if you wanna, bought the brother in law Party for his birthday so we are gonna play with him tonight. So we need a 4th if you are down to play with us, probably about midnight EST.

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a-c-a-b
09/23/22 2:39:31 PM
#187:


Been playing TMNT: Shredder's Revenge. Pretty fun game. It's very true to the original cartoon with lots of bosses and cameos.

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MabusIncarnate
09/23/22 2:44:17 PM
#188:


a-c-a-b posted...
Been playing TMNT: Shredder's Revenge. Pretty fun game. It's very true to the original cartoon with lots of bosses and cameos.
Yeah it was pretty great, we did some co-op when it came out for a bit.

Haven't gamed much this week but been on FC6 still, and that Metal doom shooter game. Deathloop just came out so I'm gonna try that at some point also.

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a-c-a-b
09/23/22 2:49:10 PM
#189:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Yeah it was pretty great, we did some co-op when it came out for a bit.

Haven't gamed much this week but been on FC6 still, and that Metal doom shooter game. Deathloop just came out so I'm gonna try that at some point also.
I still got Far Cry 6 on the go as well. I'm pretty close to the end but haven't played it for about 2 weeks.

I finished Bloodstained: RotN earlier this week. Great game. I hope there's a sequel soon.

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BlazinBlue88
09/23/22 2:58:04 PM
#190:


a-c-a-b posted...
Been playing TMNT: Shredder's Revenge. Pretty fun game. It's very true to the original cartoon with lots of bosses and cameos.
Completely agree. Though after beating story mode once, I didn't feel any need to continue playing. The game doesn't do anything to keep you invested unlike SoR4 which has a ton of unlocks.

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MabusIncarnate
09/23/22 3:01:33 PM
#191:


If that's a genre you are gonna get into a bit, Headlander and Dust an Elysian Tail are usually my first recs that are real different. Both are indie and under $20.

I'm struggling a bit to stay into Far Cry, it seems pretty massive and haven't been in the mood for a time sink.

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a-c-a-b
09/23/22 3:18:40 PM
#192:


I also just bought Session: Skate Sim

Gonna give it a try after I finish my first playthrough of Shredder's Revenge.


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MabusIncarnate
09/23/22 3:21:24 PM
#193:


You ever play those Olli Olli games or whatever they are called? They are skateboarding arcade style games that I keep hearing are fun but I never tried one. I liked the era of side scrolling Skate games, they don't really exist anymore. I had T&C Surf Designs on NES and Street Sk8er on the first Playstation and played those a ton.

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a-c-a-b
09/23/22 3:22:51 PM
#194:


MabusIncarnate posted...
You ever play those Olli Olli games or whatever they are called? They are skateboarding arcade style games that I keep hearing are fun but I never tried one. I liked the era of side scrolling Skate games, they don't really exist anymore. I had T&C Surf Designs on NES and Street Sk8er on the first Playstation and played those a ton.
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Questionmarktarius
09/23/22 3:23:10 PM
#195:


MabusIncarnate posted...
They are skateboarding arcade style games that I keep hearing are fun but I never tried one.
720 is still the best skateboarding game ever.
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a-c-a-b
09/23/22 3:24:48 PM
#196:


Questionmarktarius posted...
720 is still the best skateboarding game ever.
Never played that but I have played Skate or Die back in the NES days.

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MabusIncarnate
09/23/22 3:25:01 PM
#197:


Always felt like Paperboy would have been fun on a board, being able to hop over obstacles and eat shit if you hit a sewer grate.

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MabusIncarnate
09/23/22 3:25:58 PM
#198:


Instantly remembered the Skate or Die theme music. Idk if I had it or if it was at my local Pizza Hut with NARC but the music stuck.

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CanuckCowboy
09/23/22 3:26:30 PM
#199:


Skate or die was great.

Skate 3 still my all time favorite skating game.

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a-c-a-b
09/23/22 3:42:17 PM
#200:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Skate or die was great.

Skate 3 still my all time favorite skating game.
I love the Skate games. The first one was the first game I got for my PS3.

Before I even had a PS3 I worked right by a Rogers Video store. I used to go there on my lunch because they had a demo for Skate that you could play.

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