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DKBananaSlamma 09/15/22 2:15:01 PM #1:	in front of us and a bunch of female nurses lol Luckily someone got a urinal and put his dick in it before he let loose on the bed. I guess this is what it's like to get old; you give zero fucks >_> --- Neon >_> <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:968055347] in Patient: '... [t:80166492]...</cite> <quote>in front of us and a bunch of female nurses lolLuckily someone got a urinal and put his dick in it before he let loose on the bed. I guess this is what it's like to get old; you give zero fucks >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DKBananaSlamma 09/15/22 2:15:47 PM #2:	btw, it was probably less than a second between ending his sentence and having his dick exposed. Dude worked fast! --- Neon >_> <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:968055365] in Patient: '... [t:80166492]...</cite> <quote>btw, it was probably less than a second between ending his sentence and having his dick exposed. Dude worked fast!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SergeantGander 09/15/22 2:16:15 PM #3:	When you gotta go you gotta go. --- ~Dennis~ <cite>SergeantGander posted [p:968055371] in Patient: '... [t:80166492]...</cite> <quote>When you gotta go you gotta go.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dragon239 09/15/22 2:20:46 PM #4:	the heck --- http://i.imgur.com/nkZgO.jpg <cite>Dragon239 posted [p:968055471] in Patient: '... [t:80166492]...</cite> <quote>the heck</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HudGard 09/15/22 2:21:49 PM #5:	My 3 year old was like that. The circle of life. <cite>HudGard posted [p:968055487] in Patient: '... [t:80166492]...</cite> <quote>My 3 year old was like that. The circle of life.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DKBananaSlamma 09/15/22 2:22:04 PM #6:	Dragon239 posted... the heck That was everyone's reaction lol --- Neon >_> <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:968055493] in Patient: '... [t:80166492]...</cite> <quote>Dragon239 posted... </cite><quote>the heck</quote>That was everyone's reaction lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Weezy_Tha_Don 09/15/22 2:23:24 PM #7:	was he packing? --- http://i.imgur.com/hwZyGuA.jpg - courtesy of the homie United_World born in this world crying, but die laughing. <cite>Weezy_Tha_Don posted [p:968055553] in Patient: '... [t:80166492]...</cite> <quote>was he packing?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DKBananaSlamma 09/15/22 2:24:00 PM #8:	Weezy_Tha_Don posted... was he packing? ~~No >_>~~ --- Neon >_> <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:968055585] in Patient: '... [t:80166492]...</cite> <quote>Weezy_Tha_Don posted... </cite><quote>was he packing?</quote>No >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsuprised_Pika 09/15/22 2:29:11 PM #9:	Did you react like Aqua does here? https://youtu.be/SX3zf7hjYaU --- I post clips of my Cool, Stupid and glitchy MH Rise/Sunbreak hunts here just for fun. https://youtube.com/user/linkachu1000 <cite>Unsuprised_Pika posted [p:968055732] in Patient: '... [t:80166492]...</cite> <quote>Did you react like Aqua does here?https://youtu.be/SX3zf7hjYaU</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DKBananaSlamma 09/15/22 2:30:39 PM #10:	Unsuprised_Pika posted... Did you react like Aqua does here? https://youtu.be/SX3zf7hjYaU lol I need to watch that show --- Neon >_> <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:968055770] in Patient: '... [t:80166492]...</cite> <quote>Unsuprised_Pika posted... </cite><quote>Did you react like Aqua does here?https://youtu.be/SX3zf7hjYaU</quote>lol I need to watch that show</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Valjackal 09/15/22 2:36:54 PM #12:	I was transporting a patient to a test once, all of a sudden he just said "fuck this" and whipped his dick out. Being in a hallway I had nothing to give him. He tagged my arm as I was trying to grab a blanket to cover him. Healthcare is an amazing field to be in and I don't regret a second of it. --- Remember...remember us. Remember...that we once lived... The artist (formerly?) known as Citrik <cite>Valjackal posted [p:968055902] in Patient: '... [t:80166492]...</cite> <quote>I was transporting a patient to a test once, all of a sudden he just said "fuck this" and whipped his dick out. Being in a hallway I had nothing to give him. He tagged my arm as I was trying to grab a blanket to cover him.Healthcare is an amazing field to be in and I don't regret a second of it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DKBananaSlamma 09/15/22 2:38:12 PM #13:	Valjackal posted... I was transporting a patient to a test once, all of a sudden he just said "fuck this" and whipped his dick out. Being in a hallway I had nothing to give him. He tagged my arm as I was trying to grab a blanket to cover him. Healthcare is an amazing field to be in and I don't regret a second of it. lol I believe it. You meet the wackiest people in this field --- Neon >_> <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:968055938] in Patient: '... [t:80166492]...</cite> <quote>Valjackal posted... </cite><quote>I was transporting a patient to a test once, all of a sudden he just said "fuck this" and whipped his dick out. Being in a hallway I had nothing to give him. He tagged my arm as I was trying to grab a blanket to cover him.Healthcare is an amazing field to be in and I don't regret a second of it.</quote>lol I believe it. You meet the wackiest people in this field</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pastryarchy 09/15/22 2:45:44 PM #14:	Very typical for medical professionals who work directly with patient care. Plenty of old nurses will tell you many students with weak stomachs around spontaneous nudity, piss, shit, blood, vomit, skin lesions, cancerous growths, amputations, etc are wasting their time and money even trying. Half of that stuff will hit your uniform at least once a season. At least once a week as a nurse. --- Let them eat cake. http://tryimg.com/8/2017/06/05/3BY9w.gif http://tryimg.com/8/2017/06/05/3Bstc.jpg <cite>Pastryarchy posted [p:968056111] in Patient: '... [t:80166492]...</cite> <quote>Very typical for medical professionals who work directly with patient care. Plenty of old nurses will tell you many students with weak stomachs around spontaneous nudity, piss, shit, blood, vomit, skin lesions, cancerous growths, amputations, etc are wasting their time and money even trying. Half of that stuff will hit your uniform at least once a season. At least once a week as a nurse.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DKBananaSlamma 09/15/22 2:47:45 PM #15:	The worst I got is some chick covered in shit grabbed my arm and got shit all over it. I could only give it a quick wipe and I had to leave the rest on until I got to the hospital and gave her to staff before I could wash it off >_> It was nasty as fuck --- Neon >_> <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:968056150] in Patient: '... [t:80166492]...</cite> <quote>The worst I got is some chick covered in shit grabbed my arm and got shit all over it. I could only give it a quick wipe and I had to leave the rest on until I got to the hospital and gave her to staff before I could wash it off >_> It was nasty as fuck</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lairen 09/15/22 2:47:58 PM #16:	I dont feel comfortable with this topic title --- When it rains, it pours. <cite>Lairen posted [p:968056158] in Patient: '... [t:80166492]...</cite> <quote>I dont feel comfortable with this topic title</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DKBananaSlamma 09/15/22 2:49:25 PM #17:	Lairen posted... I dont feel comfortable with this topic title Trust me, no one felt comfortable in that room lol. It was 0 to dick in a second >_> --- Neon >_> <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:968056198] in Patient: '... [t:80166492]...</cite> <quote>Lairen posted... </cite><quote>I dont feel comfortable with this topic title</quote>Trust me, no one felt comfortable in that room lol. It was 0 to dick in a second >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vegy 09/15/22 3:13:02 PM #18:	Who had to put his d in da urinal thing? Have YOU ever had to do dat lol? I'm sure dis is more common den not in da medical biz --- http://i.imgur.com/gt58G1y.gif http://i.imgur.com/Kdvuckz.png http://i.imgur.com/SYqReLE.gif https://i.imgur.com/MbgGQWx.jpg <cite>Vegy posted [p:968056684] in Patient: '... [t:80166492]...</cite> <quote>Who had to put his d in da urinal thing?Have YOU ever had to do dat lol? I'm sure dis is more common den not in da medical biz</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OpenlyGator 09/15/22 3:17:47 PM #19:	You will see more of this when you work with elderly patients and long term care. Last month I literally had a 80+ year old strictly non-ambulatory old woman with dementia in an untied hospital gown hobble out of her room on another wing to find me because she confused me for her gynecologist who was probably dead by now and begged me to examine her vaginal area for an "imploding" infection that was all in her head. She wasn't flirting, she just trusted my face and would zero in on me since mediations with other nurses panned out worse. We've also walked into our staff lounge for an afternoon emergency meeting with the new administrator only to find two senior residents "consensually" getting their mack on pantless. They both have dementia. Company president was due to arrive within a couple hours same day. Batman, James Bond, and MacGuyver have got nothing on dealing with this shit. --- The funny thing about telling others to take the high road is how often it's hypocritical advice. http://tryimg.com/8/2017/06/28/IdSqD.png <cite>OpenlyGator posted [p:968056786] in Patient: '... [t:80166492]...</cite> <quote>You will see more of this when you work with elderly patients and long term care. Last month I literally had a 80+ year old strictly non-ambulatory old woman with dementia in an untied hospital gown hobble out of her room on another wing to find me because she confused me for her gynecologist who was probably dead by now and begged me to examine her vaginal area for an "imploding" infection that was all in her head. She wasn't flirting, she just trusted my face and would zero in on me since mediations with other nurses panned out worse.We've also walked into our staff lounge for an afternoon emergency meeting with the new administrator only to find two senior residents "consensually" getting their mack on pantless. They both have dementia. Company president was due to arrive within a couple hours same day.Batman, James Bond, and MacGuyver have got nothing on dealing with this shit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FigureOfSpeech 09/15/22 3:18:19 PM #20:	HudGard posted... My 3 year old was like that. The circle of life. When my nephew was younger, my stepsister had him at the doctor's office and they were in the waiting room and put his hand in his pants. A lot of other people were there and she started getting embarrassed so she asked him "Do you have to go potty?" He made it worse. He yelled "NO!! MY PENIS ITCHES!!" --- Always check timestamps... <cite>FigureOfSpeech posted [p:968056799] in Patient: '... [t:80166492]...</cite> <quote>HudGard posted... </cite><quote>My 3 year old was like that. The circle of life.</quote>When my nephew was younger, my stepsister had him at the doctor's office and they were in the waiting room and put his hand in his pants. A lot of other people were there and she started getting embarrassed so she asked him "Do you have to go potty?" He made it worse. He yelled "NO!! MY PENIS ITCHES!!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Robot2600 09/15/22 3:25:11 PM #21:	hit the gym so this doesnt become u --- The spell complete It is permanent <cite>Robot2600 posted [p:968056976] in Patient: '... [t:80166492]...</cite> <quote>hit the gym so this doesnt become u</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DKBananaSlamma 09/15/22 3:32:43 PM #22:	Vegy posted... Who had to put his d in da urinal thing? Have YOU ever had to do dat lol? I'm sure dis is more common den not in da medical biz I've only done it once >_> --- Neon >_> <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:968057149] in Patient: '... [t:80166492]...</cite> <quote>Vegy posted... </cite><quote>Who had to put his d in da urinal thing?Have YOU ever had to do dat lol? I'm sure dis is more common den not in da medical biz</quote>I've only done it once >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FLAMING_EVIL_HOMER 09/15/22 3:49:09 PM #23:	At least he gave warning --- I wash myself with a rag on stiiick <cite>FLAMING_EVIL_HOMER posted [p:968057541] in Patient: '... [t:80166492]...</cite> <quote>At least he gave warning</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 09/15/22 3:49:33 PM #24:	FLAMING_EVIL_HOMER posted... At least he gave warning Oh yeah that happened too --- Please join the 100 Presidents community board and contribute to the project! Check back for updates! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:968057550] in Patient: '... [t:80166492]...</cite> <quote>FLAMING_EVIL_HOMER posted... </cite><quote>At least he gave warning</quote>Oh yeah that happened too</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 09/15/22 3:53:10 PM #25:	Reminds me of Gabriel Morton's Dreamcast Tramp story. A homeless lady in a Dreamcast T Shirt was walking along. They made eye-contact and 2 seconds later he pants just fell down (without her touching them) and she squated down and peed in the street while maintaining eyecontact with him. Then she walked off as if nothing happened. He says to him that was the day that cemented that the Dreamcast was dead --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:968057649] in Patient: '... [t:80166492]...</cite> <quote>Reminds me of Gabriel Morton's Dreamcast Tramp story.A homeless lady in a Dreamcast T Shirt was walking along. They made eye-contact and 2 seconds later he pants just fell down (without her touching them) and she squated down and peed in the street while maintaining eyecontact with him.Then she walked off as if nothing happened.He says to him that was the day that cemented that the Dreamcast was dead</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DKBananaSlamma 09/15/22 3:55:18 PM #26:	FLAMING_EVIL_HOMER posted... At least he gave warning Bruh, he barely finished his sentence when his cock was already in hand. That doesnt count --- Neon >_> <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:968057688] in Patient: '... [t:80166492]...</cite> <quote>FLAMING_EVIL_HOMER posted... </cite><quote>At least he gave warning</quote>Bruh, he barely finished his sentence when his cock was already in hand. That doesnt count</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DKBananaSlamma 09/15/22 3:56:15 PM #27:	UnfairRepresent posted... Reminds me of Gabriel Morton's Dreamcast Tramp story. A homeless lady in a Dreamcast T Shirt was walking along. They made eye-contact and 2 seconds later he pants just fell down (without her touching them) and she squated down and peed in the street while maintaining eyecontact with him. Then she walked off as if nothing happened. He says to him that was the day that cemented that the Dreamcast was dead lmao, that definitely sounds like an omen --- Neon >_> <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:968057718] in Patient: '... [t:80166492]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite><quote>Reminds me of Gabriel Morton's Dreamcast Tramp story.A homeless lady in a Dreamcast T Shirt was walking along. They made eye-contact and 2 seconds later he pants just fell down (without her touching them) and she squated down and peed in the street while maintaining eyecontact with him.Then she walked off as if nothing happened.He says to him that was the day that cemented that the Dreamcast was dead</quote>lmao, that definitely sounds like an omen</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DKBananaSlamma 09/15/22 3:59:51 PM #28:	OpenlyGator posted... You will see more of this when you work with elderly patients and long term care. Last month I literally had a 80+ year old strictly non-ambulatory old woman with dementia in an untied hospital gown hobble out of her room on another wing to find me because she confused me for her gynecologist who was probably dead by now and begged me to examine her vaginal area for an "imploding" infection that was all in her head. She wasn't flirting, she just trusted my face and would zero in on me since mediations with other nurses panned out worse. We've also walked into our staff lounge for an afternoon emergency meeting with the new administrator only to find two senior residents "consensually" getting their mack on pantless. They both have dementia. Company president was due to arrive within a couple hours same day. Batman, James Bond, and MacGuyver have got nothing on dealing with this shit. Dementia patients are definitely a handful. While I was getting one patient, a dementia resident walked into the room and started making out with another dementia resident in the same room, thinking she was his wife and she just went with it >_> Some staff came in a few seconds later and broke it up lol --- Neon >_> <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:968057824] in Patient: '... [t:80166492]...</cite> <quote>OpenlyGator posted... </cite><quote>You will see more of this when you work with elderly patients and long term care. Last month I literally had a 80+ year old strictly non-ambulatory old woman with dementia in an untied hospital gown hobble out of her room on another wing to find me because she confused me for her gynecologist who was probably dead by now and begged me to examine her vaginal area for an "imploding" infection that was all in her head. She wasn't flirting, she just trusted my face and would zero in on me since mediations with other nurses panned out worse.We've also walked into our staff lounge for an afternoon emergency meeting with the new administrator only to find two senior residents "consensually" getting their mack on pantless. They both have dementia. Company president was due to arrive within a couple hours same day.Batman, James Bond, and MacGuyver have got nothing on dealing with this shit.</quote>Dementia patients are definitely a handful. While I was getting one patient, a dementia resident walked into the room and started making out with another dementia resident in the same room, thinking she was his wife and she just went with it >_> Some staff came in a few seconds later and broke it up lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 09/15/22 4:01:37 PM #29:	https://youtu.be/hpwJE5DEk7U --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:968057875] in Patient: '... [t:80166492]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/hpwJE5DEk7U</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Valjackal 09/15/22 4:33:23 PM #30:	DKBananaSlamma posted... lol I believe it. You meet the wackiest people in this field Once I got the trifecta of being pissed, shit, and vomited on, I decided clinical was no longer for me which is why I'm in the supply chain works now. Yeah, that kicked me in the ass two and a half years ago when COVID hit. The medical and supply chain fields. What a time to be alive. --- Remember...remember us. Remember...that we once lived... The artist (formerly?) known as Citrik <cite>Valjackal posted [p:968058720] in Patient: '... [t:80166492]...</cite> <quote>DKBananaSlamma posted... </cite><quote>lol I believe it. You meet the wackiest people in this field</quote>Once I got the trifecta of being pissed, shit, and vomited on, I decided clinical was no longer for me which is why I'm in the supply chain works now. Yeah, that kicked me in the ass two and a half years ago when COVID hit. The medical and supply chain fields. What a time to be alive.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DKBananaSlamma 09/15/22 4:39:29 PM #31:	Valjackal posted... Once I got the trifecta of being pissed, shit, and vomited on, I decided clinical was no longer for me which is why I'm in the supply chain works now. Yeah, that kicked me in the ass two and a half years ago when COVID hit. The medical and supply chain fields. What a time to be alive. Damn that sucks. We had to ration everything during covid. I cant imagine managing supplies or doing logistics to work with the supply chain shortage >_> --- Neon >_> <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:968058879] in Patient: '... [t:80166492]...</cite> <quote>Valjackal posted... </cite><quote>Once I got the trifecta of being pissed, shit, and vomited on, I decided clinical was no longer for me which is why I'm in the supply chain works now. Yeah, that kicked me in the ass two and a half years ago when COVID hit. The medical and supply chain fields. What a time to be alive.</quote>Damn that sucks. We had to ration everything during covid. I cant imagine managing supplies or doing logistics to work with the supply chain shortage >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Valjackal 09/15/22 4:54:43 PM #32:	It's still a thing. It just rotates with what's on backorder. BD is a big supplier for a lot of our stuff and they haven't been able to get us a lot of things, blood specimen tubes and butterfly needles being the flavor of the quarter. --- Remember...remember us. Remember...that we once lived... The artist (formerly?) known as Citrik <cite>Valjackal posted [p:968059219] in Patient: '... [t:80166492]...</cite> <quote>It's still a thing. It just rotates with what's on backorder. BD is a big supplier for a lot of our stuff and they haven't been able to get us a lot of things, blood specimen tubes and butterfly needles being the flavor of the quarter.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DKBananaSlamma 09/15/22 6:34:37 PM #33:	Really? We got to stop rationing after the first summer. Hell it feels like we have a surplus of supplies --- Neon >_> <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:968061453] in Patient: '... [t:80166492]...</cite> <quote>Really? We got to stop rationing after the first summer. Hell it feels like we have a surplus of supplies</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DKBananaSlamma 09/15/22 9:28:46 PM #34:	Dicks all day! --- Neon >_> <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:968064909] in Patient: '... [t:80166492]...</cite> <quote>Dicks all day!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DKBananaSlamma 09/16/22 6:59:00 AM #36:	https://imgur.com/JcoFLUG --- Neon >_> <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:968072080] in Patient: '... [t:80166492]...</cite> <quote>https://imgur.com/JcoFLUG</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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