Current Events > Could Elon's anal bead method be used to get a PhD ?

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WingsOfGood
09/20/22 10:49:49 AM
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100% on every test and quiz.
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TendoDRM
09/20/22 10:59:40 AM
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You don't take tests and quizzes for a PhD.

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DKBananaSlamma
09/20/22 11:00:26 AM
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TendoDRM posted...
You don't take tests and quizzes for a PhD.
It'll vibrate for each word you're supposed to type or say, like Morse Code

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WingsOfGood
09/20/22 11:01:02 AM
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TendoDRM posted...
You don't take tests and quizzes for a PhD.

You have to do undergrad before you can join a PhD program fyi.
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WingsOfGood
09/20/22 11:02:32 AM
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wait....

what if this is Elon's secret plan!?!?!

He wants to merge humans and tech and he is into making a.i.

His next product reveal is an a.i. that controls mankind via anal beads :O
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TendoDRM
09/20/22 11:49:51 AM
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WingsOfGood posted...
You have to do undergrad before you can join a PhD program fyi.

Yes I'm well aware, what with having a PhD myself.

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Turtlemayor333
09/20/22 11:52:46 AM
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This will be Elon's next venture after Tesla and SpaceX go under

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WingsOfGood
09/20/22 12:34:32 PM
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TendoDRM posted...
Yes I'm well aware, what with having a PhD myself.

then why did you pretend the road to PhD means no tests?
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WingsOfGood
09/20/22 12:35:25 PM
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Turtlemayor333 posted...
This will be Elon's next venture after Tesla and SpaceX go under

It won't go under as he will implant beads in all of us and control our minds
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MedeaLysistrata
09/20/22 12:36:51 PM
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Did this idea occur to you or are you just looking at the giant projection of me on the board?

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Proto_Spark
09/20/22 12:37:35 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
then why did you pretend the road to PhD means no tests?

He means the PhD track itself has no tests.

Which is also not true. You do have qualifying exams in your first year or so that may kick you out of the program if you don't pass them, and when you actually finish you have to defend your thesis, which I would consider a "test", though not quite the same as what you may be expecting when you hear the word "test". But the actual act of doing a PhD doesn't have any tests - at that point, its kind of just expected that you know what's going on in your field.
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WingsOfGood
09/20/22 12:44:09 PM
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Proto_Spark posted...
He means the PhD track itself has no tests.

Which is also not true. You do have qualifying exams in your first year or so that may kick you out of the program if you don't pass them, and when you actually finish you have to defend your thesis, which I would consider a "test", though not quite the same as what you may be expecting when you hear the word "test". But the actual act of doing a PhD doesn't have any tests - at that point, its kind of just expected that you know what's going on in your field.

title of this thread is to get a PhD

how do you get a PhD?

Well first you go to undergrad correct?
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MedeaLysistrata
09/20/22 12:47:12 PM
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Nah. Someone would have @'d me by now if they discovered my method does anything new.

So what the hell are you talking about?

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WingsOfGood
09/20/22 12:48:48 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
Nah. Someone would have @'d me by now if they discovered my method does anything new.

So what the hell are you talking about?

I know everything
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Jagr_68
09/20/22 12:50:27 PM
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He shoved beads up his ass to make it through school?

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MedeaLysistrata
09/20/22 12:54:21 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
I know everything
Damn. You can see everyone?

I know you're basically a pro. Your favorite games?

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mustachedmystic
09/20/22 12:57:18 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
then why did you pretend the road to PhD means no tests?
Well, by dat logic, da road to PhD means matching blocks up wit da hole dey fit through.

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WingsOfGood
09/20/22 12:58:42 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
He shoved beads up his ass to make it through school?

Elon became a billionaire via this method.

Inspirational.
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Jagr_68
09/20/22 1:03:50 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
Elon became a billionaire via this method.

Inspirational.

Hmm did not know this but now I get it.

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MedeaLysistrata
09/20/22 1:04:49 PM
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Nah, you learn that early on

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MedeaLysistrata
09/20/22 1:15:03 PM
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Uh, sure, I'm sure he knows exactly what to do

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ZangsBeard
09/20/22 1:16:12 PM
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I got through college on a slightly different anal method...

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WingsOfGood
09/20/22 1:17:09 PM
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morse code etc
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WingsOfGood
09/20/22 1:19:06 PM
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an a.i. controls their vibrations allowing you to parse it for information that can be used to for instance win a chess game or pass a test
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R1masher
09/20/22 1:29:36 PM
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I dont know how you could do anything with them inserted, what with all the orgasms youd be distracted and probably sleepy

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ZangsBeard
09/20/22 1:31:11 PM
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R1masher posted...
I dont know how you could do anything with them inserted, what with all the orgasms youd be distracted and probably sleepy

Prostate removal surgery. If you're going to commit to cheating at Chess, you should go all the way.

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Smiffwilm
09/20/22 1:36:31 PM
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Yes I'm sure there are people out there who use that method to achieve a Pretty huge D.

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WingsOfGood
09/20/22 4:38:52 PM
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Smiffwilm posted...
Yes I'm sure there are people out there who use that method to achieve a Pretty huge D.
You mean an A right?
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