Current Events > Tim Allen tried to make a conservative joke on Twitter and it backfired

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Kim_Seong-a
09/20/22 7:20:59 PM
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>Tim Allen told a lame joke

Ah fuck my world is crumbling

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Savoots
09/20/22 7:23:26 PM
#53:


Gremlynn posted...
"lEaVe TiM aLlEn AlOnE1!"

Shut the fuck up.

Hey, fuck off with this bullshit!

It was just a dumb motherfucking joke that people are taking way too goddamn seriously.

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Lost_All_Senses
09/20/22 7:25:06 PM
#54:


The fact people still try to tell jokes on Twitter is poor judgement. We know that that place has no tolerance for humor.

This is just proving it. Im no Tim Allen fan, but Im even less of a Twitter fan. Because of shit like this. You can vote for Biden without white knighting him everytime someone throws a joke this dumb his way. The joke took no political stance. It was an "You're a senile old man" joke.

With that said, I also don't give a shit about the backlash you get when you're dumb enough to think this won't be the outcome when you say anything about a political figure on twitter. Every person on Twitter is the buzzkill in the group that brings the room down while someone is just trying to mess around and get away from the stress in life with buddies. It's the Karen of social media.

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Gremlynn
09/20/22 7:27:26 PM
#55:


Savoots posted...
Hey, fuck off with this bullshit!

It was just a dumb motherfucking joke that people are taking way too goddamn seriously.

"Oh no people are roasting a dumb fuck comedian over a dumb fuck joke, THEY ALL NEED TO STOP DOING THIS EVERYBODY ELSE IS MAD NOT ME LEAVE TIM ALONE!"

Shut the fuck up.

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R1masher
09/20/22 7:36:20 PM
#56:


That dumb joke was just dumb enough to be funny, imma use it after the dust settles with this

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Savoots
09/20/22 7:37:01 PM
#57:


Gremlynn posted...
"Oh no people are roasting a dumb fuck comedian over a dumb fuck joke, THEY ALL NEED TO STOP DOING THIS EVERYBODY ELSE IS MAD NOT ME LEAVE TIM ALONE!"

Shut the fuck up.

I don't even give a fuck about Allen outside of Buzz Lightyear so I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about with this motherfucking bullshit.

You can fuck right off.

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Lost_All_Senses
09/20/22 7:38:08 PM
#58:


Savoots posted...
I don't even give a fuck about Allen outside of Buzz Lightyear

I think this is most of us.

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Nemu
09/20/22 7:39:08 PM
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Seems like an innocuous enough joke that would work for most recent presidents other than Obama. If someone wants to roast a comedian for their intentions alone, that's not the best joke to chose as a target.
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ultimate_reaver
09/20/22 7:39:18 PM
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cant believe this thread is getting bad ass enough to use the freaking real f word at each other, this is almost as wild as the tweets in the op

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Gremlynn
09/20/22 7:40:30 PM
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Savoots posted...
I don't even give a fuck about Allen outside of Buzz Lightyear so I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about with this motherfucking bullshit.

You can fuck right off.

"I don't even care about the guy, WHICH IS WHY I'M TELLING PEOPLE TO STOP MAKING FUN OF HIM OVER HIS LAME JOKE!"

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Gremlynn
09/20/22 7:42:45 PM
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ultimate_reaver posted...
cant believe this thread is getting bad ass enough to use the freaking real f word at each other, this is almost as wild as the tweets in the op

"oh no, people are SWEARING?!"

Like I need a reason to fuck the real f word.

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Kim_Seong-a
09/20/22 7:43:51 PM
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Guys, guys, guys! Why are we fighting?

Ask yourselves, What Would Wilson Do?

:P

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Hoodroar
09/20/22 7:47:38 PM
#64:


There's nothing conservative about the joke.

People are legitimately too whiny and sensitive nowadays.

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Onimusha
09/20/22 7:48:23 PM
#65:


Tim Allen and Kelsey Grammer are cool, and Ill fight to the death anyone that says otherwise.

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Savoots
09/20/22 7:48:55 PM
#66:


Gremlynn posted...
"I don't even care about the guy, WHICH IS WHY I'M TELLING PEOPLE TO STOP MAKING FUN OF HIM OVER HIS LAME JOKE!"

Shut the fuck up.

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Onimusha
09/20/22 7:51:08 PM
#67:


Gremlynn posted...
"Oh no people are roasting a dumb fuck comedian over a dumb fuck joke, THEY ALL NEED TO STOP DOING THIS EVERYBODY ELSE IS MAD NOT ME LEAVE TIM ALONE!"

Shut the fuck up.
You okay Chief?

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Lost_All_Senses
09/20/22 7:53:35 PM
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Savoots posted...
Shut the fuck up.

I use to do that reworded quote bullshit way of arguing. Then I realized all Im doing is making up a different person to argue with in my head and not actually arguing with the person in front of me anymore lol. Now people rejecting all the nuance of what I said and inventing their own is the most frustrating thing to me >_>.

If you want to genuinely argue with someone about something, that's the very last way to achieve that. Best to just opt out and let people either realize that themselves or not.

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Gremlynn
09/20/22 7:56:56 PM
#69:


Onimusha posted...
Tim Allen and Kelsey Grammer are cool, and Ill fight to the death anyone that says otherwise.

Don't know what Kelsey has been up to in recent years (has he even existed since barely showing up in X-Men?), but Tim Allen has based his entire personality around "i'm oppressed for being a conservative!" He pretty much only exists to occasionally pop up, make the single most low effort jab he can, then sit back while his supporters weep into their bud light about "liberal cancel culture" when he gets mocked for it.

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Onimusha
09/20/22 7:58:28 PM
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Gremlynn posted...
Don't know what Kelsey has been up to in recent years (has he even existed since barely showing up in X-Men?), but Tim Allen has based his entire personality around "i'm oppressed for being a conservative!" He pretty much only exists to occasionally pop up, make the single most low effort jab he can, then sit back while his supporters weep into their bud light about "liberal cancel culture" when he gets mocked for it.
He was funny in Home Improvement tho. Plus my homie Buzz Lightyear.

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Gremlynn
09/20/22 7:58:53 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
I use to do that reworded quote bullshit way of arguing. Then I realized all Im doing is making up a different person to argue with in my head and not actually arguing with the person in front of me anymore lol. Now people rejecting all the nuance of what I said and inventing their own is the most frustrating thing to me >_>.

If you want to genuinely argue with someone about something, that's the very last way to achieve that. Best to just opt out and let people either realize that themselves or not.

I'm not genuinely arguing with anybody, because anybody who wants to throw a bitch fit about a washed up hack comedian being made fun of on twitter while still somehow having nerve to accuse anybody else of "taking it too seriously" doesn't deserve a genuine argument.

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Gremlynn
09/20/22 8:00:13 PM
#72:


Onimusha posted...
He was funny in Home Improvement tho. Plus my homie Buzz Lightyear.

No he wasn't. The show was funny in spite of him. Just like with Last Man Standing, the entire supporting cast broke their backs carrying him.

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Savoots
09/20/22 8:00:17 PM
#73:


Gremlynn posted...
I'm not genuinely arguing with anybody, because anybody who wants to throw a bitch fit about a washed up hack comedian being made fun of on twitter while still somehow having nerve to accuse anybody else of "taking it too seriously" doesn't deserve a genuine argument.

You think I give a fuck?

The fact that you think I do is what's funny to me.

Fuck off.

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Lost_All_Senses
09/20/22 8:01:56 PM
#74:


Gremlynn posted...
I'm not genuinely arguing with anybody, because anybody who wants to throw a bitch fit about a washed up hack comedian being made fun of on twitter while still somehow having nerve to accuse anybody else of "taking it too seriously" doesn't deserve a genuine argument.

Alright. Ya'll been going back and fourth for a minute tho. I do agree that in the grand scheme there's no reason to put that much thought into this. It's not like you guys are arguing about human rights or something. So, I get you.

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DoDontTry
09/20/22 8:02:22 PM
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tremain07
09/20/22 8:03:15 PM
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That honestly sounds like a joke I'd hear one of the Jimmies, Meyers or Colbert make and Allen isn't buzz anymore because that Buzz was a different person from the toy.

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ANort175
09/20/22 8:03:55 PM
#77:


It's rare to see Savoots having a melty outside of 261.

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Onimusha
09/20/22 8:04:22 PM
#78:


Gremlynn posted...
No he wasn't. The show was funny in spite of him. Just like with Last Man Standing, the entire supporting cast broke their backs carrying him.
I guess I can kinda see that. Both shows were about him messing everything up and those around him being forced to overlook it.

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DoDontTry
09/20/22 8:06:34 PM
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Ehhh are we really saying home improvement was better because of richard karn and jonathan taylor thomas
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DrizztLink
09/20/22 8:09:09 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/4/AABUaRAADYEW.jpg

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Gremlynn
09/20/22 8:10:12 PM
#81:


Savoots posted...
You think I give a fuck?

The fact that you think I do is what's funny to me.

Fuck off.

Hey, hey, hey. Tim Allen isn't funny and his weak attempt at a jab on twitter was ALMOST as embarrassing as you and underscore sobbing over him being roasted for it while pretending you don't care.

Please, cry moar.

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Onimusha
09/20/22 8:11:51 PM
#82:


DoDontTry posted...
Ehhh are we really saying home improvement was better because of richard karn and jonathan taylor thomas
Hey now, Al was awesome. He was a straight man character, but he was still funny.

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ZevLoveDOOM
09/20/22 8:12:46 PM
#83:


what i'm getting from this is "Biden old" basically.

like wow, how original. truly the peak of comedy...
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BlueBoy675
09/20/22 8:32:18 PM
#84:


Gremlynn posted...
Hey, hey, hey. Tim Allen isn't funny and his weak attempt at a jab on twitter was ALMOST as embarrassing as you and underscore sobbing over him being roasted for it while pretending you don't care.

Please, cry moar.
Seriously, are you ok?

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Gremlynn
09/20/22 8:34:13 PM
#85:


BlueBoy675 posted...
Seriously, are you ok?

Ask all the people who are big mad that anybody dared say that it's ok to roast ol Timmy over his failed attempt at humor.

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Umbreon
09/20/22 8:36:48 PM
#86:


Pretty mid joke

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Srk700
09/20/22 8:38:22 PM
#87:


Tim Allen is a jackass but that joke is fine.
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lightwarrior78
09/20/22 8:48:28 PM
#88:


That's a conservative joke? Dude, that's a generic joke about stupidity that's older than most people on this site.

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TerraSeeker
09/20/22 8:50:47 PM
#89:


Some people get triggered so easily.

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Gremlynn
09/20/22 8:51:04 PM
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lightwarrior78 posted...
That's a conservative joke? Dude, that's a generic joke about stupidity that's older than most people on this site.

Yeah, that's how you know it's a conservative joke. Generic, rehashed, ancient, intended to mock others while highlighting your own ineptitude. Crying about it when everybody else fires back. All the classic hallmarks.

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emidas
09/20/22 8:55:04 PM
#91:


If you're mad at this lame ass joke, get off your computer and go outside

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jsb0714
09/20/22 8:56:23 PM
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What the hell makes that a "conservative" joke? Just because Biden is mentioned?
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omega_cookie
09/20/22 9:00:57 PM
#93:


This Gremlynn guy is throwing a temper tantrum over a dad joke. How do you fuck up your life so hard that you spend your free time frothing at the mouth over a politics themed "orange you glad I didn't say banana"?

Holy christ, I'd say go outside, but I don't think it's morally right to wish you on others.

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Perfectinsanity
09/20/22 9:01:56 PM
#94:


Tim Allen gave a stolen watch to a jiu-jitsu black belt as payment, and then blackmailed him for possessing a stolen watch. Fuck that guy.

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chrono625
09/20/22 9:39:26 PM
#96:


omega_cookie posted...
This Gremlynn guy is throwing a temper tantrum over a dad joke. How do you fuck up your life so hard that you spend your free time frothing at the mouth over a politics themed "orange you glad I didn't say banana"?

Holy christ, I'd say go outside, but I don't think it's morally right to wish you on others.

nah nah nah its everyone else whos mad.

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BlackPink462
09/20/22 9:44:21 PM
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Lmfao, some twitter people got mad at him for that??

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A_Good_Boy
09/20/22 9:50:34 PM
#98:


We're nearly at 3 pages because of a dad joke. And here I was thinking I was the annoying one that argued over nothing.

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Gremlynn
09/20/22 9:55:07 PM
#99:


omega_cookie posted...
This Gremlynn guy is throwing a temper tantrum over a dad joke. How do you fuck up your life so hard that you spend your free time frothing at the mouth over a politics themed "orange you glad I didn't say banana"?

Holy christ, I'd say go outside, but I don't think it's morally right to wish you on others.

"This is a lame roast and it's funny that he's being roasted over it."

"You're taking this way too seriously! You shouldn't respond at all!"

"naw fuck you imma make fun of him over it."

"WOW WHY ARE YOU SO MAD?! DON'T YOU EVER GO OUTSIDE? YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON THAT SHOULDN'T INTERACT WITH ANYBODY EVER!"

But don't worry cookie, i'm sure you think you're the calm and rational person here even after that flurry of direct personal insults.


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omega_cookie
09/20/22 9:57:31 PM
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chrono625 posted...
nah nah nah its everyone else whos mad.
Clearly. Picture of perfect mental health over there.

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Gremlynn
09/20/22 9:57:56 PM
#101:


A_Good_Boy posted...
We're nearly at 3 pages because of a dad joke. And here I was thinking I was the annoying one that argued over nothing.

More like we're at 3 pages because of people filling their diapers over a lame dad joke from a person who is openly a giant piece of shit receiving negative feedback.

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dioxxys
09/20/22 9:58:08 PM
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K181 posted...
Pretty mild joke to get upset about, tbqh.

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