Current Events > Scenario: Vladimir Putin is banging on your door, asking to use your toilet

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Priere 09/21/22 3:47:32 PM #1:	What do you say? My toilet is open to all No way Jose! What do you say? - Results (52 votes) My toilet is open to all 38.46% (20 votes) 20 No way Jose! 61.54% (32 votes) 32 Its you day off of work. You are just chilling, eating string cheese and watching Steve Harvey make an absolute fucking fool of himself on Family Feud. Life is good. Then all the sudden BAM BAM BAM!" on your front door. "What the deuce!?" you say to yourself as you look out the window. Its Russian president Vladimir Putin. What is he doing here? Then you hear him screaming "Please let me in comrade! I need to use your toilet! Its a national emergency, i am all out of tins!!!" Do you let him in to use your restroom? https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/3/9/AAFOjXAADsrf.jpg --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://i.imgur.com/PmX8smn.gif https://i.imgur.com/mwTy0iF.gif https://i.imgur.com/FCER80e.gif <cite>Priere posted [p:968199715] in Scenario: ... [t:80173656]...</cite> <quote> What do you say? My toilet is open to all No way Jose! Vote View Results What do you say? - Results (52 votes) My toilet is open to all 38.46% (20 votes) 20 No way Jose! 61.54% (32 votes) 32 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80173656', message: '0', key: '29742342' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } Its you day off of work. You are just chilling, eating string cheese and watching Steve Harvey make an absolute fucking fool of himself on Family Feud. Life is good. Then all the sudden BAM BAM BAM!" on your front door. "What the deuce!?" you say to yourself as you look out the window. Its Russian president Vladimir Putin. What is he doing here? Then you hear him screaming "Please let me in comrade! I need to use your toilet! Its a national emergency, i am all out of tins!!!" Do you let him in to use your restroom? https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/3/9/AAFOjXAADsrf.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FL81 09/21/22 3:51:47 PM #2:	make him shit himself and sell his soiled trousers to the CIA --- Thanks to Proofpyros for the sig images https://i.imgur.com/Nv4Pi1v.jpg https://i.imgur.com/N43HJYv.jpg <cite>FL81 posted [p:968199793] in Scenario: ... [t:80173656]...</cite> <quote>make him shit himself and sell his soiled trousers to the CIA</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills 09/21/22 3:53:51 PM #3:	let him nuke his own pants. --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html <cite>Ricemills posted [p:968199842] in Scenario: ... [t:80173656]...</cite> <quote>let him nuke his own pants.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Agent_Stroud 09/21/22 3:57:13 PM #5:	Gotta respect the Bro Code, even if its your worst enemy, my dude. That being said, while hes in the john, Id be letting folks know about my controversial impromptu house guest so they could air out all their grievances with him once he exits the washroom. --- "Palpy didn't get laid, the only people he seduced were Maul, Dooku and Anakin." -- WingZero0782, in response to an impromptu Star Wars lore discussion <cite>Agent_Stroud posted [p:968199916] in Scenario: ... [t:80173656]...</cite> <quote>Gotta respect the Bro Code, even if its your worst enemy, my dude.That being said, while hes in the john, Id be letting folks know about my controversial impromptu house guest so they could air out all their grievances with him once he exits the washroom. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Iodine 09/21/22 3:57:40 PM #6:	What game is that? --- In Belichick we Trust <cite>Iodine posted [p:968199927] in Scenario: ... [t:80173656]...</cite> <quote>What game is that?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Agent_Stroud 09/21/22 4:00:27 PM #7:	Iodine posted... What game is that? Mafia III. Definitely give it a try if you can find a retail copy from launch day for cheap, as all copies of the game are automatically upgraded to the Definitive Edition with all DLC available to download for free, which is quite generous of the parent company of Rockstar Games to do really, though Im guessing all those Cark Shard sales more than cover the loss of profits from folks buying the DLC for the Mafia games. --- "Palpy didn't get laid, the only people he seduced were Maul, Dooku and Anakin." -- WingZero0782, in response to an impromptu Star Wars lore discussion <cite>Agent_Stroud posted [p:968199991] in Scenario: ... [t:80173656]...</cite> <quote>Iodine posted... </cite><quote>What game is that?</quote>Mafia III. Definitely give it a try if you can find a retail copy from launch day for cheap, as all copies of the game are automatically upgraded to the Definitive Edition with all DLC available to download for free, which is quite generous of the parent company of Rockstar Games to do really, though Im guessing all those Cark Shard sales more than cover the loss of profits from folks buying the DLC for the Mafia games.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 09/21/22 4:01:17 PM #8:	Fuck no lol <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:968200011] in Scenario: ... [t:80173656]...</cite> <quote>Fuck no lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BurmesePenguin 09/21/22 4:02:17 PM #9:	Oh thank god its you. I was afraid it was UnfairRepresent. <cite>BurmesePenguin posted [p:968200036] in Scenario: ... [t:80173656]...</cite> <quote>Oh thank god its you. I was afraid it was UnfairRepresent.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 09/21/22 4:04:27 PM #10:	Don't they have a portable toilet or something he can use? I don't want anyone to shit themselves, but I have no way of verifying this is actually Putin. Just no <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:968200077] in Scenario: ... [t:80173656]...</cite> <quote>Don't they have a portable toilet or something he can use? I don't want anyone to shit themselves, but I have no way of verifying this is actually Putin. Just no </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Puglia77 09/21/22 4:06:37 PM #11:	Yes so I can inspect his shit contents for his health information and sell it. --- Proud Arceus of C.E.A.L. 3DS: 3926 5179 1229 IGN: ICanSnake (AS, Moon, UM, SW) \| Jon (X) Event List: http://bit.ly/2mVcn2Z Shiny List: http://bit.ly/2wdbxU7 <cite>Puglia77 posted [p:968200110] in Scenario: ... [t:80173656]...</cite> <quote>Yes so I can inspect his shit contents for his health information and sell it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Priere 09/21/22 4:06:40 PM #12:	Xethuminra posted... Don't they have a portable toilet or something he can use? I don't want anyone to shit themselves, but I have no way of verifying this is actually Putin. Just no He told you that he is all out of tins. And it is 100% putin. He has a limo and everything. He used all his intel to find out that your dumper was the perfect fit for his loaf. --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://i.imgur.com/PmX8smn.gif https://i.imgur.com/mwTy0iF.gif https://i.imgur.com/FCER80e.gif <cite>Priere posted [p:968200112] in Scenario: ... [t:80173656]...</cite> <quote>Xethuminra posted... </cite><quote>Don't they have a portable toilet or something he can use? I don't want anyone to shit themselves, but I have no way of verifying this is actually Putin. Just no</quote>He told you that he is all out of tins.And it is 100% putin. He has a limo and everything. He used all his intel to find out that your dumper was the perfect fit for his loaf.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WalmartToilet 09/21/22 4:08:27 PM #14:	I am nastiest toilet in all of America, and free for public use! --- I made this account while using a Walmart toilet <cite>WalmartToilet posted [p:968200153] in Scenario: ... [t:80173656]...</cite> <quote>I am nastiest toilet in all of America, and free for public use!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills 09/21/22 4:09:27 PM #15:	WalmartToilet posted... I am nastiest toilet in all of America, and free for public use! this is one weird gimmick --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html <cite>Ricemills posted [p:968200174] in Scenario: ... [t:80173656]...</cite> <quote>WalmartToilet posted... </cite><quote>I am nastiest toilet in all of America, and free for public use!</quote>this is one weird gimmick</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 09/21/22 4:13:20 PM #17:	Is he alone, or is there a contingent of his security? --- You gonna wait too, fat boy. Fat boy, wait until tomorrow. <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:968200253] in Scenario: ... [t:80173656]...</cite> <quote>Is he alone, or is there a contingent of his security?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Priere 09/21/22 4:17:52 PM #18:	mustachedmystic posted... Is he alone, or is there a contingent of his security? He has 2 guards that will stand outside your house to protect it. --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://i.imgur.com/PmX8smn.gif https://i.imgur.com/mwTy0iF.gif https://i.imgur.com/FCER80e.gif <cite>Priere posted [p:968200347] in Scenario: ... [t:80173656]...</cite> <quote>mustachedmystic posted... </cite><quote>Is he alone, or is there a contingent of his security?</quote>He has 2 guards that will stand outside your house to protect it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 09/21/22 4:21:00 PM #19:	Priere posted... He has 2 guards that will stand outside your house to protect it. So I can let him in, and call the cops to SWAT myself, becoming a national hero for facilitating the capture of Vladimir Putin. --- You gonna wait too, fat boy. Fat boy, wait until tomorrow. <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:968200432] in Scenario: ... [t:80173656]...</cite> <quote>Priere posted... </cite><quote>He has 2 guards that will stand outside your house to protect it.</quote>So I can let him in, and call the cops to SWAT myself, becoming a national hero for facilitating the capture of Vladimir Putin.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BignutzisBack 09/21/22 4:21:17 PM #20:	Anyone who says no will be accidentally killed by Putin fyi --- http://i.imgur.com/plA0Vg9.gif https://media.giphy.com/media/dgK22exekwOLm/giphy.gif <cite>BignutzisBack posted [p:968200438] in Scenario: ... [t:80173656]...</cite> <quote>Anyone who says no will be accidentally killed by Putin fyi</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
itachi15243 09/21/22 4:23:01 PM #21:	No, he can shit in hell. --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz <cite>itachi15243 posted [p:968200476] in Scenario: ... [t:80173656]...</cite> <quote>No, he can shit in hell. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ROBANN_88 09/21/22 4:23:41 PM #22:	i heard that his doctors keep all his poop in storage containers, so no one can take it from the sweres and do tests on --- http://i.imgur.com/cUNC8DI.jpg <cite>ROBANN_88 posted [p:968200494] in Scenario: ... [t:80173656]...</cite> <quote>i heard that his doctors keep all his poop in storage containers, so no one can take it from the sweres and do tests on</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Neo 09/21/22 4:27:45 PM #23:	He can go to the glorious western capitalist daddy Jeff Bezos and ask if he can use their restrooms. --- We're surrounding you. We see you, but you probably don't see us. And if you see us, we're not letting on that we see you. <cite>Neo posted [p:968200595] in Scenario: ... [t:80173656]...</cite> <quote>He can go to the glorious western capitalist daddy Jeff Bezos and ask if he can use their restrooms.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
McMarbles 09/21/22 4:49:14 PM #24:	Let him in, then offer him some tea near the stairs... --- Currently playing: Stardew Valley (Switch) Never befriend a man in sandals and always measure twice, cut once. <cite>McMarbles posted [p:968201079] in Scenario: ... [t:80173656]...</cite> <quote>Let him in, then offer him some tea near the stairs...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mia_K97 09/21/22 4:58:52 PM #25:	let him in and give him a beer <cite>Mia_K97 posted [p:968201292] in Scenario: ... [t:80173656]...</cite> <quote>let him in and give him a beer</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 09/21/22 5:18:40 PM #26:	Let him in, then fill him with bullets while he's there --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:968201764] in Scenario: ... [t:80173656]...</cite> <quote>Let him in, then fill him with bullets while he's there</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shamino 09/21/22 5:44:35 PM #27:	BignutzisBack posted... Anyone who says no will be accidentally killed by Putin fyi I live on the ground floor and avoid heights at all costs. --- Nintendrone/PC Elitist 16 GB 6700k GTX 1070 Cards/Suns/'Yotes/Diamondbacks/ASU Fan <cite>Shamino posted [p:968202334] in Scenario: ... [t:80173656]...</cite> <quote>BignutzisBack posted... </cite><quote>Anyone who says no will be accidentally killed by Putin fyi</quote>I live on the ground floor and avoid heights at all costs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 09/21/22 5:45:43 PM #28:	This is completely unrealistic. Putin is former KGB. He wouldn't knock. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:968202362] in Scenario: ... [t:80173656]...</cite> <quote>This is completely unrealistic. Putin is former KGB.He wouldn't knock.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SamsungGearS2 09/21/22 5:45:46 PM #29:	Im not falling for him to do drugs in my bathroom or set off a bomb or something equally as illegal or damaging. --- Sent from my iPhone 12/HP Envy x360 on VZW 5G Home Internet CP: WarioWare: Get it Together (NS), Saints Row IV: Re-Elected (PC), Rayman Legends (Wii U) <cite>SamsungGearS2 posted [p:968202363] in Scenario: ... [t:80173656]...</cite> <quote>Im not falling for him to do drugs in my bathroom or set off a bomb or something equally as illegal or damaging. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stalinrules 09/21/22 5:59:00 PM #30:	Yes, then I drown him in the toilet water. --- Ozzy Rules! <cite>Stalinrules posted [p:968202658] in Scenario: ... [t:80173656]...</cite> <quote>Yes, then I drown him in the toilet water.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMikh 09/21/22 6:17:15 PM #31:	im not letting a stranger in my house nothing personal --- http://i.imgur.com/A0TAfek.png <cite>TheMikh posted [p:968203153] in Scenario: ... [t:80173656]...</cite> <quote>im not letting a stranger in my housenothing personal</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FL81 09/21/22 6:18:29 PM #32:	Priere posted... He has 2 guards that will stand outside your house to protect it. BignutzisBack posted... Anyone who says no will be accidentally killed by Putin fyi make his guards shit themselves too --- Thanks to Proofpyros for the sig images https://i.imgur.com/Nv4Pi1v.jpg https://i.imgur.com/N43HJYv.jpg <cite>FL81 posted [p:968203182] in Scenario: ... [t:80173656]...</cite> <quote>Priere posted... </cite><quote>He has 2 guards that will stand outside your house to protect it.</quote>BignutzisBack posted... </cite><quote>Anyone who says no will be accidentally killed by Putin fyi</quote>make his guards shit themselves too</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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