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Touch
09/26/22 9:03:13 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/5/4/AAbtaqAADt7a.jpg

So on top of Magnus' suspecting of Hans' cheating, Hans' cheating past and admitting to it, and apparently chess.com admitting that Hans has cheated more than he has actually admitted, here is the math version of why he is speculated of cheating, gotten from a reddit comment:

"Short summary; There is a high correlation (which is above 70%) with the best computer moves. It shows some examples of moves and sequences of moves that are highly suspicious from a human perspective.

ChessBase scores Niemann at 100 percent correlation to computer moves in about 10 games the last years, and no other player in history has come close to that in tournaments (there was a 98% correlation in 2010 which were proved to be cheating). Single games with great correlation can occur but not 100%. Analysis shows that you can win tournaments with "as low" as 50% correlation to the best suggested computer moves. Kasparov, Magnus and Fisher are at 69-72% lifetime. For 5 straight tournaments last year Niemann had an average of 73% and in the last two years he's had about 10 games of 100 percent correlation with his moves compared to the chess computers recomennded move.

I don't think there will be a smoking bullet (maybe smelly bead??) as to how these results came about unless Niemann himself or his accomplice confess. But this analysis of his tournament games is a very very strong explaination that these results can't be replicated by humans."

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LordFarquad1312
09/26/22 9:07:14 PM
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So, back to anal beads are we?

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MICHALECOLE
09/26/22 9:07:44 PM
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When he beat him, he was sitting at the table across from him playing chess, right? Thats where the whole anal beads theory came from, right?

how did he cheat? Thats all I wanna know
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Stalinrules
09/26/22 9:07:54 PM
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The guy lost and can't accept it. Reminds me of an orange colored guy.

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pogo_rabid
09/26/22 9:08:09 PM
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"I have no proof, i'm just salty I lost"

The professional chess circuit is full of gigantic self important crybabies, fuck em.

EDIT: what's crazy is how all his irl buddies who just happen to be the administrators of chess.com and the professional circuits are backing him up even though he has no proof other than "trust me bro"

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DrizztLink
09/26/22 9:09:02 PM
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That fourth paragraph is just the worst.

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PiOverlord
09/26/22 9:11:55 PM
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I'm willing to look like a loser and side with Magnus on this one.

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MICHALECOLE
09/26/22 9:12:29 PM
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PiOverlord posted...
I'm willing to look like a loser and side with Magnus on this one.
I mean, hes speaking so confidently that I am honestly inclined to believe him

I just want to know HOW
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HylianFox
09/26/22 9:13:38 PM
#9:


Hans Moleman?

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__aCEr__
09/26/22 9:13:53 PM
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He is definitely coming off worse and worse the longer he drags this out.

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TentacleDemon
09/26/22 9:15:01 PM
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If dude had been caught cheating in the past and even admitted it, why was he allowed to compete at all anymore? He should have been black balled from any legit competitions.


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ThePieReborn
09/26/22 9:15:08 PM
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He's limited by fuck all to elaborate further. This passive aggressive vagueness is obnoxious.

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Despised
09/26/22 9:15:35 PM
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100% computer accuracy in tournament ten times is sus af

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thx1138
09/26/22 9:16:58 PM
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I never heard of either of them tbh but i dont follow chess
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HylianFox
09/26/22 9:17:21 PM
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"outplaying me as black in a way I think only a handful of players can do."

So now it's straight-up racism

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MICHALECOLE
09/26/22 9:17:34 PM
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thx1138 posted...
I never heard of either of them tbh but i dont follow chess
Lmao look at this nerd, doesnt even follow chess

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hitokoriX
09/26/22 9:17:41 PM
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Despised posted...
100% computer accuracy in tournament ten times is sus af

That's the thing. That doesn't make sense

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Touch
09/26/22 9:21:31 PM
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I'm not taking either side because as many have stated, there's no hard evidence. But it's kind of crazy to think that if the math is correct, Hans out of nowhere just became THE best chess player in history with insane chess computer like play with 20-30% correlation higher than the greats.

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HylianFox
09/26/22 9:23:17 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


vibrating anal beads, in morse code

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MaxEffingBemis
09/26/22 9:24:12 PM
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Touch posted...
I'm not taking either side because as many have stated, there's no hard evidence. But it's kind of crazy to think that if the math is correct, Hans out of nowhere just became THE best chess player in history with insane chess computer like play with 20-30% correlation higher than the greats.
Is it possible he just got lucky

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refmon
09/26/22 9:27:04 PM
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Stalinrules posted...
The guy lost and can't accept it. Reminds me of an orange colored guy.


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Touch
09/26/22 9:28:28 PM
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MaxEffingBemis posted...
Is it possible he just got lucky
For 10 games across the last two years, that would be like winning the lottery back to back to back kinda luck lol

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Despised
09/26/22 9:29:38 PM
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MaxEffingBemis posted...
Is it possible he just got lucky
He played with 100% accuracy to chess engines, ten times

im not saying hes cheating, maybe he quickly transitioned from cheater to the best player in the history of chess, but yeah

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pogo_rabid
09/26/22 9:29:57 PM
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TentacleDemon posted...
If dude had been caught cheating in the past and even admitted it, why was he allowed to compete at all anymore? He should have been black balled from any legit competitions.
he was like 13 and it was never in matches that were in person or during competition

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HylianFox
09/26/22 9:31:37 PM
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vibrating anal beads, in morse code

...it bears repeating because it's so patently ridiculous

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TetsuoS2
09/26/22 9:33:19 PM
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https://twitter.com/Babble____/status/1567437910361751552

cant believe this shitpost made it as a newsworthy theory.

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Touch
09/26/22 9:37:07 PM
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TetsuoS2 posted...
https://twitter.com/Babble____/status/1567437910361751552

cant believe this shitpost made it as a newsworthy theory.
And Idk why people keep running with it like Magnus said it. It was just some shitpost some streamer came up with and the media ate it up and now everyone is parroting it lol

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thx1138
09/26/22 9:37:19 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Lmao look at this nerd, doesnt even follow chess

some man you are

im a Video gamer anything else is too boring for me and I dont mind being a nerd
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TetsuoS2
09/26/22 9:41:29 PM
#33:


Touch posted...
And Idk why people keep running with it like Magnus said it. It was just some shitpost some streamer came up with and the media ate it up and now everyone is parroting it lol

yeah, seems like it only made viral because of that dumb post.

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lucariopikmin
09/26/22 9:43:17 PM
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Has there been any comments about the game or Hans by GM's?

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MrMallard
09/26/22 9:44:44 PM
#35:


Magnus Carlsen honestly just comes off as a salty loser.

Yes, he's the best player in the chess community/world. Yes, this Hans guy has cheated in the past. The possibility of Hans cheating is reasonable, and if that turns out to be the case - which is pretty likely - then fine. But even then, Carlsen has been nothing but a giant bitch in all of this.

He spent a week or two throwing around pithy insinuations instead of making a formal accusation. He faced Hans in a rematch and quit after two turns, which fucked up a tournament they were both competing in. He's tackled this entire thing incredibly gracelessly, and if he had the fortitude and an actual leg to stand on regarding what he was hinting at ever since he lost, he would have just outright said that Hans was a cheater. The rumours kicked off specifically because, after his loss, he made a few barely disguised inferences about Niemann cheating.

"But he needed time to really mull it over and make a sensible declaration" - I agree, but that's not what he did. He kept taking potshots, and he even rematched this alleged cheater just to quit the game and cause more drama. He has been the biggest bitch in all of this, and if he wants to keep furthering this anal beads rumor and being a smug prick about it, I hope his reputation is impacted by how much of a douchebag he's being.

I'll hear out Hans Niemann, but the likelihood of him cheating is pretty high. That being said? I hope Magnus Carlsen comes out of this looking rotten too. This isn't a defence of Niemann so much as it is a condemnation of Carlsen's shitty attitude. What an asshole.

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Tyranthraxus
09/26/22 9:49:52 PM
#36:


Sorry but I don't believe vibrating anal beads. No one would be able to keep their composure and there's a decent chance it would be picked up by recording devices.

I'm open to hearing other ways he might have cheated though.

And computer accuracy is a bad metric unless it's 100%

Computers will win so the winners game will always more closely resemble a computer playing.

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ZMythos
09/26/22 9:50:42 PM
#37:


ThePieReborn posted...
He's limited by fuck all to elaborate further. This passive aggressive vagueness is obnoxious.
There's nothing passive aggressive about this lmao

Dude straight up said he believes Hans was cheating. What's so passive about that?

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MICHALECOLE
09/26/22 9:50:43 PM
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thx1138 posted...
im a Video gamer anything else is too boring for me and I dont mind being a nerd
Okay, well know your role if you see any of us chess followers in person we talk to the women first, you can talk to whatever ones we have turned down, after an appropriate amount of time
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Touch
09/26/22 9:51:23 PM
#39:


Talk is there's some kinda NDA where Magnus can't outright talk. That's why he states he needs Hans' permission to disclose whatever.

But yeah Magnus has a history of looking salty lol

https://youtu.be/IsYihWVF7cs

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MICHALECOLE
09/26/22 9:51:31 PM
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ZMythos posted...
There's nothing passive aggressive about this lmao

Dude straight up said he believes Hans was cheating. What's so passive about that?
The passive part is him saying I know how but I cant tell you yet maybe next week
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ZMythos
09/26/22 9:53:34 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
The passive part is him saying I know how but I cant tell you yet maybe next week
That's not passive aggressive, dude. That's an NDA since he owns part of Chess.com and has knowledge on Hans' past cheating.

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MICHALECOLE
09/26/22 9:55:32 PM
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ZMythos posted...
That's not passive aggressive, dude. That's an NDA since he owns part of Chess.com and has knowledge on Hans' past cheating.
Speculation on top of speculation on top of speculation..
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Atralis
09/26/22 10:15:22 PM
#43:


MICHALECOLE posted...
Speculation on top of speculation on top of speculation..

Niemann has admitted cheating in online chess. Not going to conclusively say he is cheating in face to face live chess but you can't say the guy has never cheated when he has apologized for doing it as a teenager in computer matches.
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MICHALECOLE
09/26/22 10:16:41 PM
#44:


Atralis posted...
Niemann has admitted cheating in online chess. Not going to conclusively say he is cheating in face to face live chess but you can't say the guy has never cheated when he has apologized for doing it as a teenager in computer matches.
okay

then either ban him or forgive him

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gunplagirl
09/27/22 1:01:56 PM
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I'm wary of the "chess.com says he's cheated more recently than that" thing because Magnus' chess playing website was recently acquired by chess.com and as part of the acquisition he became a very high positioned member of their staff. That is to say, the company won't speak against him so he can make these claims without any evidence. More to the point, if Hans had been cheating more recently then there's two issues. One, chess.com should already have banned him recently for those games as they do for any player of a sufficient player level. Two, it still doesn't explain his ability to win consistently in across the board matches.

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Popcorn2000
09/27/22 1:04:39 PM
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Im confused if theyre sitting across the table from each other how the fuck the guy possibly cheat?
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viewmaster_pi
09/27/22 1:08:05 PM
#47:


Popcorn2000 posted...
Im confused if theyre sitting across the table from each other how the fuck the guy possibly cheat?
anal beads

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Tyranthraxus
09/27/22 1:12:12 PM
#48:


Popcorn2000 posted...
Im confused if theyre sitting across the table from each other how the fuck the guy possibly cheat?
He's saying shit like "there's a guy and based on where he's standing this is the piece you have to move" and other nonsense.

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Rathinor
09/27/22 1:15:51 PM
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Dude sounds like a Trump supporter. Lost, so it must mean the opponent cheated
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ellis123
09/27/22 1:16:55 PM
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Touch posted...
And Idk why people keep running with it like Magnus said it. It was just some shitpost some streamer came up with and the media ate it up and now everyone is parroting it lol
It wasn't a streamer. It was Elon Musk. Hence why it has such legs: the king of the chuds made an original joke and they must now bow down before its majesty while prostrating themselves.

Streamers, on the other hand, went with the "mirrors on ceilings" joke, but by virtue of not having a bunch of incels eating every word they say it didn't have the legs that the anal beads joke had.

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