Poll of the Day > Do you think God is a Woman?

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Cycovision91
10/22/22 5:26:38 PM
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It kinda makes more sense than God being a Male?

First of all. To reproduce having two gender is beneficial for reproduction. But obviously asexual birth happens aswell.

So if we came out of a vagina, wouldnt it make sense to return to one in the afterlife?

Edit: Now here is another question. You think guys having religion of male being the focus, was just pimping females out for their benefit?
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HornedLion
10/22/22 5:37:49 PM
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Cycovision91 posted...


So if we came out of a vagina, wouldnt it make sense to return to one in the afterlife?

Im returning to the vagina you came from tonight.

Awww. @Far-Queue is suspended and will probably miss this one.

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Cycovision91
10/22/22 5:39:13 PM
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HornedLion posted...
Im returning to the vagina you came from tonight.
Awesome bro : D
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thedicemaster
10/22/22 6:03:57 PM
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god would have to be beyond the concept of male or female.
he's seen as male now because of his "fatherly" role in sternly watching over us, but during creation he would have had a motherly role as a creator of life.

but I'm not religious, so my opinion on this doesn't really matter.
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Judgmenl
10/22/22 6:31:05 PM
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The existence of god is irrelevant.

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ZangsBeard
10/22/22 6:33:25 PM
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Judgmenl posted...
The existence of god is irrelevant.

Weren't you screaming about how atheism is a religion?

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Lokarin
10/22/22 6:39:33 PM
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I don't think immaterial thingies have sexes

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Judgmenl
10/22/22 6:47:12 PM
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ZangsBeard posted...
Weren't you screaming about how atheism is a religion?
Which it is.

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DirtBasedSoap
10/22/22 6:50:22 PM
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Judgmenl posted...
Which it is.

bald isnt a hair color

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Nichtcrawler-X
10/22/22 7:07:04 PM
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Cycovision91 posted...
It kinda makes more sense than God being a Male?

If the bible is right and we were made in god's image, where would the Y chromosome have come from if god were female?

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Cycovision91
10/22/22 7:14:38 PM
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Nichtcrawler-X posted...
If the bible is right and we were made in god's image, where would the Y chromosome have come from if god were female?
Maybe X is the origin of all. And Y is simply a benefit of reproduction?
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Lil_Mello
10/22/22 10:25:19 PM
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God is a plural "they"

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Yellow
10/22/22 10:41:13 PM
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Abrahamic God is canonically sexless and genderless

Even when he is referred to as "the father", the male pronouns are used in a generic sense, like how biblically all people are "man".
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DirtBasedSoap
10/22/22 10:43:51 PM
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Damn, I have no time left, time is lost
No time at all, throw it in a garbage can
And I shake God's hand
I jump up and let her know when I can
This is how I'm gonna do it

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Nichtcrawler-X
10/22/22 10:51:37 PM
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Yellow posted...


Even when he is referred to as "the father", the male pronouns are used in a generic sense, like how biblically all people are "man".

Except we do have a generic, ungendered word for that, the parent.

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Muscles
10/22/22 11:08:04 PM
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People need to stop anthropomorphizing God

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Yellow
10/22/22 11:21:43 PM
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Nichtcrawler-X posted...
Except we do have a generic, ungendered word for that, the parent.
I am literally repeating what I was told in Bible study as a child, so if you have an issue with that you can take it up with the Catholic church.

Catholicism adheres strictly to a man (in the non-generic sense) being "a biological male", and because god doesn't have a body he's not a man. In Catholicism, and Abrahamic religions. If you're wondering what that makes dead people in heaven, they are also asexual because they don't reproduce.

Start your own branch where God is a woman and God will be a woman.
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vycebrand2
10/22/22 11:45:32 PM
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After reading what angels really look like who knows what God looks like

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SoreChasm
10/22/22 11:49:50 PM
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vycebrand2 posted...
After reading what angels really look like who knows what God looks like
Like Morgan Freeman, but 6 inches taller.

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slacker03150
10/23/22 9:48:22 AM
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Jehova was probably masculine, but Asherah was probably the feminine counter part. If you are talking about the abrahamic God.

The idea of a God in general? I prefer the idea of duality both a God and goddess, but if it is singular I would prefer a feminine goddess.

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SoreChasm
10/23/22 9:51:38 AM
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I'd prefer a twinkish god who's also a moderately successful V-tuber.

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Gaawa_chan
10/23/22 10:58:52 AM
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If a singular god existed it would probably be either intersex or it wouldn't have primary sex characteristics at all. A singular god would have no use for binary sex characteristics.

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Nichtcrawler-X
10/23/22 11:00:01 AM
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Yellow posted...
I am literally repeating what I was told in Bible study as a child, so if you have an issue with that you can take it up with the Catholic church.

I have many issues with the Catholic Church, but we are currently in agreement on not bothering eachother.

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adjl
10/23/22 11:13:15 AM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
bald isnt a hair color

But it is a hair style.

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rexcrk
10/23/22 11:15:15 AM
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Would be really funny if for no other reason than the unwarranted melties


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CarefreeDude
10/23/22 11:40:56 AM
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If God were a woman the female reproductive system wouldn't be so screwy

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Cycovision91
10/23/22 2:52:31 PM
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CarefreeDude posted...
If God were a woman the female reproductive system wouldn't be so screwy
But nature is chaotic
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Lil_Bit83
10/23/22 4:08:49 PM
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Points to the multiple polytheistic religions in the world.

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slacker03150
10/23/22 4:31:07 PM
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CarefreeDude posted...
If God were a woman the female reproductive system wouldn't be so screwy
God is a duck. It likes screwy reproductive systems.

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