[LFQ-400] You find $12M cash, undeclared, in your attic.

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wackyteen 10/26/22 12:23:36 PM #1:	What do you do? Report it to the government Launder it, it's dirty obv, it's in an attic Spend it slowly so as to not draw attention Deposit it into the bank at the maximum deposit limit per day via ATM Deposit into the bank by taking it into the bank Give it away slowly Act like nothing was discovered, don't know where it came from, don't know who it belongs to, mo money, mo problems Burn it! Other Wonder where I got an attic What do you do? - Results (36 votes) Report it to the government 2.78% (1 vote) 1 Launder it, it's dirty obv, it's in an attic 11.11% (4 votes) 4 Spend it slowly so as to not draw attention 66.67% (24 votes) 24 Deposit it into the bank at the maximum deposit limit per day via ATM 2.78% (1 vote) 1 Deposit into the bank by taking it into the bank 0% (0 votes) 0 Give it away slowly 0% (0 votes) 0 Act like nothing was discovered, don't know where it came from, don't know who it belongs to, mo money, mo problems 5.56% (2 votes) 2 Burn it! 0% (0 votes) 0 Other 0% (0 votes) 0 Wonder where I got an attic 11.11% (4 votes) 4 https://youtu.be/LbK5V9MFXpc Undeclared meaning the IRS, or your countries equivalent, does not know you have it. --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. <cite>wackyteen posted [p:968985421] in You find $... [t:80210833]...</cite> <quote> What do you do? Report it to the government Launder it, it's dirty obv, it's in an attic Spend it slowly so as to not draw attention Deposit it into the bank at the maximum deposit limit per day via ATM Deposit into the bank by taking it into the bank Give it away slowly Act like nothing was discovered, don't know where it came from, don't know who it belongs to, mo money, mo problems Burn it! Other Wonder where I got an attic Vote View Results What do you do? - Results (36 votes) Report it to the government 2.78% (1 vote) 1 Launder it, it's dirty obv, it's in an attic 11.11% (4 votes) 4 Spend it slowly so as to not draw attention 66.67% (24 votes) 24 Deposit it into the bank at the maximum deposit limit per day via ATM 2.78% (1 vote) 1 Deposit into the bank by taking it into the bank 0% (0 votes) 0 Give it away slowly 0% (0 votes) 0 Act like nothing was discovered, don't know where it came from, don't know who it belongs to, mo money, mo problems 5.56% (2 votes) 2 Burn it! 0% (0 votes) 0 Other 0% (0 votes) 0 Wonder where I got an attic 11.11% (4 votes) 4 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80210833', message: '0', key: '9c0c006b' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } https://youtu.be/LbK5V9MFXpc Undeclared meaning the IRS, or your countries equivalent, does not know you have it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 10/26/22 12:24:41 PM #2:	Knowing my luck, it would be Confederate money. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:968985457] in You find $... [t:80210833]...</cite> <quote>Knowing my luck, it would be Confederate money.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssk9716757 10/26/22 12:25:34 PM #3:	Set up various shell corporations to donate more than the max to Joe Bidens re-election --- I am the nucleus. <cite>ssk9716757 posted [p:968985482] in You find $... [t:80210833]...</cite> <quote>Set up various shell corporations to donate more than the max to Joe Bidens re-election </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarcoRubio 10/26/22 12:28:21 PM #4:	I already have more than that so I would just leave it there --- Vote for me, 2016! <cite>MarcoRubio posted [p:968985547] in You find $... [t:80210833]...</cite> <quote>I already have more than that so I would just leave it there</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 10/26/22 12:32:11 PM #5:	MarcoRubio posted... I already have more than that so I would just leave it there Oh whatever, quick Google search says your net worth is about one mil. I'd spend it slowly probably, deposit some randomly throughout the month in small increments. --- I feel sorry for the earth's population, 'cause so few live in the U.S.A. At least the foreigners can copy our morality, they can visit but they cannot stay. <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:968985616] in You find $... [t:80210833]...</cite> <quote>MarcoRubio posted... </cite><quote>I already have more than that so I would just leave it there</quote>Oh whatever, quick Google search says your net worth is about one mil. I'd spend it slowly probably, deposit some randomly throughout the month in small increments.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GATTJT 10/26/22 12:32:44 PM #6:	Report it, give the IRS their share, then invest the rest and live very comfortably off the interest. Even the Joker doesn't fuck with the IRS: https://youtu.be/G56VgsLfKY4 --- http://steamcommunity.com/id/gamerfanfan/wishlist <cite>GATTJT posted [p:968985629] in You find $... [t:80210833]...</cite> <quote>Report it, give the IRS their share, then invest the rest and live very comfortably off the interest.Even the Joker doesn't fuck with the IRS:https://youtu.be/G56VgsLfKY4</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigblu89 10/26/22 12:33:30 PM #7:	Put it in a safe deposit box and slowly launder it through eBay sales and purchases. --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. <cite>bigblu89 posted [p:968985655] in You find $... [t:80210833]...</cite> <quote>Put it in a safe deposit box and slowly launder it through eBay sales and purchases. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wackyteen
10/26/22 12:23:36 PM
#1:

<cite>wackyteen posted [p:968985421] in You find $... [t:80210833]...</cite>
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	What do you do?
	
			
		Report it to the government

			
		Launder it, it's dirty obv, it's in an attic

			
		Spend it slowly so as to not draw attention

			
		Deposit it into the bank at the maximum deposit limit per day via ATM

			
		Deposit into the bank by taking it into the bank

			
		Give it away slowly

			
		Act like nothing was discovered, don't know where it came from, don't know who it belongs to, mo money, mo problems

			
		Burn it!

			
		Other 

			
		Wonder where I got an attic 

		
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			Report it to the government
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			Launder it, it's dirty obv, it's in an attic
			11.11% (4 votes)
			
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			Spend it slowly so as to not draw attention
			66.67% (24 votes)
			
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			Deposit it into the bank at the maximum deposit limit per day via ATM
			2.78% (1 vote)
			
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			Deposit into the bank by taking it into the bank
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			Give it away slowly
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			Act like nothing was discovered, don't know where it came from, don't know who it belongs to, mo money, mo problems
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			Wonder where I got an attic 
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Undeclared meaning the IRS, or your countries equivalent, does not know you have it. 
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Questionmarktarius
10/26/22 12:24:41 PM
#2:

Knowing my luck, it would be Confederate money.

<cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:968985457] in You find $... [t:80210833]...</cite>
<quote>Knowing my luck, it would be Confederate money.</quote>

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ssk9716757
10/26/22 12:25:34 PM
#3:

Set up various shell corporations to donate more than the max to Joe Bidens re-election

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I am the nucleus.

<cite>ssk9716757 posted [p:968985482] in You find $... [t:80210833]...</cite>
<quote>Set up various shell corporations to donate more than the max to Joe Bidens re-election </quote>

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MarcoRubio
10/26/22 12:28:21 PM
#4:

I already have more than that so I would just leave it there

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Vote for me, 2016!

<cite>MarcoRubio posted [p:968985547] in You find $... [t:80210833]...</cite>
<quote>I already have more than that so I would just leave it there</quote>

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MabusIncarnate
10/26/22 12:32:11 PM
#5:

MarcoRubio posted...

I already have more than that so I would just leave it there

Oh whatever, quick Google search says your net worth is about one mil.

I'd spend it slowly probably, deposit some randomly throughout the month in small increments.

---

I feel sorry for the earth's population, 'cause so few live in the U.S.A. At least the foreigners can copy our morality, they can visit but they cannot stay.

<cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:968985616] in You find $... [t:80210833]...</cite>
<quote>MarcoRubio posted... </cite><quote>I already have more than that so I would just leave it there</quote>Oh whatever, quick Google search says your net worth is about one mil. I'd spend it slowly probably, deposit some randomly throughout the month in small increments.</quote>

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GATTJT
10/26/22 12:32:44 PM
#6:

Report it, give the IRS their share, then invest the rest and live very comfortably off the interest.

Even the Joker doesn't fuck with the IRS:

https://youtu.be/G56VgsLfKY4

---

http://steamcommunity.com/id/gamerfanfan/wishlist

<cite>GATTJT posted [p:968985629] in You find $... [t:80210833]...</cite>
<quote>Report it, give the IRS their share, then invest the rest and live very comfortably off the interest.Even the Joker doesn't fuck with the IRS:https://youtu.be/G56VgsLfKY4</quote>

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bigblu89
10/26/22 12:33:30 PM
#7:

Put it in a safe deposit box and slowly launder it through eBay sales and purchases.

---

It takes zero effort to be a good person.

<cite>bigblu89 posted [p:968985655] in You find $... [t:80210833]...</cite>
<quote>Put it in a safe deposit box and slowly launder it through eBay sales and purchases. </quote>

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