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GeraldDarko 11/08/22 7:13:29 PM #1:	5 year-old offers you $100 for a cigarette Deal No deal 5 year-old offers you $100 for a cigarette - Results (82 votes) Deal 40.24% (33 votes) 33 No deal 59.76% (49 votes) 49 Yes, they are gonna smoke it Yes, you have one. --- Carpe petat <cite>GeraldDarko posted [p:969289657] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote> 5 year-old offers you $100 for a cigarette Deal No deal Vote View Results 5 year-old offers you $100 for a cigarette - Results (82 votes) Deal 40.24% (33 votes) 33 No deal 59.76% (49 votes) 49 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80226336', message: '0', key: '25246e5d' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } Yes, they are gonna smoke it Yes, you have one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 11/08/22 7:15:10 PM #2:	Same scenario on a grander scale <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:969289678] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>Same scenario on a grander scale </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoopPotato 11/08/22 7:15:14 PM #3:	It's only one. --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif <cite>PoopPotato posted [p:969289682] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>It's only one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarcoRubio 11/08/22 7:15:53 PM #4:	No way. --- Vote for me, 2016! <cite>MarcoRubio posted [p:969289696] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>No way.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 11/08/22 7:16:07 PM #5:	PoopPotato posted... It's only one. what if one is all? <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:969289702] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>PoopPotato posted... </cite><quote>It's only one.</quote>what if one is all? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeraldDarko 11/08/22 7:16:40 PM #6:	Xethuminra posted... Same scenario on a grander scale What? --- Carpe petat <cite>GeraldDarko posted [p:969289718] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>Xethuminra posted... </cite><quote>Same scenario on a grander scale</quote>What?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 11/08/22 7:16:43 PM #7:	MarcoRubio posted... No way. Scenario: the child wishes to destroy your cigarette in water instead of smoking it <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:969289721] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>MarcoRubio posted... </cite><quote>No way.</quote>Scenario: the child wishes to destroy your cigarette in water instead of smoking it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoopPotato 11/08/22 7:17:25 PM #8:	Xethuminra posted... what if one is all? All what? --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif <cite>PoopPotato posted [p:969289741] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>Xethuminra posted... </cite><quote>what if one is all?</quote>All what? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GreenMario 11/08/22 7:17:27 PM #9:	I destroy the cigarette on principle --- Mario and his best friend Green Mario were introduced in Super Mario Bros for the NES in 1982. <cite>GreenMario posted [p:969289743] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>I destroy the cigarette on principle </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ForsakenHermit 11/08/22 7:17:38 PM #10:	Not happening --- Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP Make Arcades Great Again! <cite>ForsakenHermit posted [p:969289744] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>Not happening </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 11/08/22 7:17:40 PM #11:	PoopPotato posted... All what? Well, what came to mind? <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:969289745] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>PoopPotato posted... </cite><quote>All what?</quote>Well, what came to mind? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 11/08/22 7:18:01 PM #12:	Not enough money in the world to get me to do that. --- Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile) 12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached. <cite>Umbreon posted [p:969289754] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>Not enough money in the world to get me to do that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 11/08/22 7:18:18 PM #13:	CE winning <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:969289762] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>CE winning </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GameGodOfAll 11/08/22 7:18:34 PM #14:	It's a trap. Someone's filming me. --- My Words Were True And Sheamus Made You Believe! http://imgur.com/Fc39f.jpg <cite>GameGodOfAll posted [p:969289769] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>It's a trap. Someone's filming me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 11/08/22 7:18:54 PM #15:	GameGodOfAll posted... It's a trap. Someone's filming me. In the year of our lord? Never contentious <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:969289780] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>GameGodOfAll posted... </cite><quote>It's a trap. Someone's filming me.</quote>In the year of our lord? Never contentious </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReDaZnDraGoN97 11/08/22 7:18:57 PM #16:	hell no --- Not changing this sig until I think of something else to put on here <cite>ReDaZnDraGoN97 posted [p:969289782] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>hell no</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
a-c-a-b 11/08/22 7:19:51 PM #17:	Rob the kid and then smoke the cig myself. --- Save for your doomed future <cite>a-c-a-b posted [p:969289804] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>Rob the kid and then smoke the cig myself.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
A_Good_Boy 11/08/22 7:20:01 PM #18:	That 5 year old is just like Hasbulla and is actually a cop. Don't do it CE! --- Who is? I am! <cite>A_Good_Boy posted [p:969289811] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>That 5 year old is just like Hasbulla and is actually a cop. Don't do it CE! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bulletproofvita 11/08/22 7:21:47 PM #19:	Gotta start sometime. --- I don't do signatures. <cite>bulletproofvita posted [p:969289845] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>Gotta start sometime.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarcoRubio 11/08/22 7:26:39 PM #20:	Xethuminra posted... Scenario: the child wishes to destroy your cigarette in water instead of smoking it ...I literally have no need for $100, I'm not giving a baby a cigarette --- Vote for me, 2016! <cite>MarcoRubio posted [p:969289991] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>Xethuminra posted... </cite><quote>Scenario: the child wishes to destroy your cigarette in water instead of smoking it</quote>...I literally have no need for $100, I'm not giving a baby a cigarette </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenstar 11/08/22 7:26:57 PM #21:	fuck no --- Just a dead, cold, round ball in the middle of nowhere. <cite>frozenstar posted [p:969289999] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>fuck no</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
l0bcity 11/08/22 7:27:48 PM #22:	Hell ya sell two or three kids cigarettes daily and Im good to go --- Seattle Seahawks ``~`` LA Clippers #clipperstodabowl <cite>l0bcity posted [p:969290024] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>Hell ya sell two or three kids cigarettes daily and Im good to go</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lairen 11/08/22 7:28:24 PM #23:	I vote no but of course i do it like everyone else voting no. --- When it rains, it pours. <cite>Lairen posted [p:969290043] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>I vote no but of course i do it like everyone else voting no.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 11/08/22 7:29:08 PM #24:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/4/7/AAS9KjAAD3IX.jpg --- You gonna wait too, fat boy. Fat boy, wait until tomorrow. <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:969290055] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/4/7/AAS9KjAAD3IX.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Aridi 11/08/22 7:30:33 PM #26:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Catalytic converters. Perfect size to get in and out. --- When do you stop growing up and start dying? <cite>Aridi posted [p:969290099] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Catalytic converters. Perfect size to get in and out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Unowninator- 11/08/22 7:31:02 PM #27:	https://i.imgur.com/ssebHsS.gifv --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn <cite>-Unowninator- posted [p:969290113] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>https://i.imgur.com/ssebHsS.gifv</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bulletproofvita 11/08/22 7:32:27 PM #28:	Aridi posted... Perfect size to get in and out. That's what she said. --- I don't do signatures. <cite>bulletproofvita posted [p:969290155] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>Aridi posted... </cite><quote>Perfect size to get in and out.</quote>That's what she said.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 11/08/22 7:33:20 PM #29:	Isn't that their retail price? --- This is signature Not waste of data at all <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:969290175] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>Isn't that their retail price?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shabriri 11/08/22 7:34:51 PM #31:	fuck no, im not givin some snot eating dipshit one a my precious smokes --- MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD <cite>Shabriri posted [p:969290214] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>fuck no, im not givin some snot eating dipshit one a my precious smokes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeoShadowhen 11/08/22 7:34:59 PM #32:	I would take the money. Wouldnt give them one even though I have one and they would smoke it. He gives me any lip, I reply, Call the cops. <cite>NeoShadowhen posted [p:969290217] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>I would take the money. Wouldnt give them one even though I have one and they would smoke it. He gives me any lip, I reply, Call the cops.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 11/08/22 7:35:42 PM #33:	Why the fuck would I have a cigarette? I'm not handing it to a 5 year old. I'm destroying it so no one can ever smoke it. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:969290239] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>Why the fuck would I have a cigarette? I'm not handing it to a 5 year old. I'm destroying it so no one can ever smoke it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aridi 11/08/22 7:37:54 PM #34:	Pfft, bunch of vapers in this topic. --- When do you stop growing up and start dying? <cite>Aridi posted [p:969290303] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>Pfft, bunch of vapers in this topic.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DespondentDeity 11/08/22 7:40:40 PM #35:	I quit smoking but if that kid has an extra Marlboro smooth Ill buy it at a high price --- SHE: In black of night, a die is cast, heavens overflow with stars HER: All is light, all is ash, you must become just as you are <cite>DespondentDeity posted [p:969290370] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>I quit smoking but if that kid has an extra Marlboro smooth Ill buy it at a high price</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 11/08/22 7:42:01 PM #36:	This is absolutely a sting. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:969290415] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>This is absolutely a sting.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 11/08/22 7:44:32 PM #37:	Why are there so many yes votes!? What the hell CE? --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:969290490] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>Why are there so many yes votes!? What the hell CE?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 11/08/22 7:48:21 PM #38:	ask the kid if they have more hundreds, and I can give them more cigarettes. after I get my answer, I'll rob the kid (/s). they will hopefully be more careful and/or turned off from cigarettes in the future. --- https://streamable.com/7muwqw <cite>g0ldie posted [p:969290571] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>ask the kid if they have more hundreds, and I can give them more cigarettes. after I get my answer, I'll rob the kid (/s). they will hopefully be more careful and/or turned off from cigarettes in the future. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
modena 11/08/22 7:51:12 PM #39:	DrizztLink posted... This is absolutely a sting. --- I'm surrounded <cite>modena posted [p:969290640] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite><quote>This is absolutely a sting.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thx1138 11/08/22 7:56:14 PM #40:	Asker where their parents are --- There ain't nothing to it but to do it <cite>thx1138 posted [p:969290753] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>Asker where their parents are</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 11/08/22 7:57:45 PM #41:	Meanwhile <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:969290794] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>Meanwhile </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Killmonger 11/08/22 7:58:39 PM #42:	Interesting results. --- "I will die of cancer before I let another dude finger my a******." - ZeroX91 <cite>Killmonger posted [p:969290817] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>Interesting results.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
l0bcity 11/08/22 8:14:02 PM #43:	NoxObscuras posted... Why are there so many yes votes!? What the hell CE? CE likes money --- Seattle Seahawks ``~`` LA Clippers #clipperstodabowl <cite>l0bcity posted [p:969291230] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>NoxObscuras posted... </cite><quote>Why are there so many yes votes!? What the hell CE?</quote>CE likes money</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kamil 11/08/22 8:38:22 PM #45:	TBF I don't know this baby? If it can speak to me and I happened to have cigarettes on me (I used to smoke cigars eons ago). I'd be like w/e here's just one. Thx for the hundy. --- "A lesser talent couldn't have pulled it off. But I'm willing to bet on BoJack Horseman. Are you?" ~~Cuddlywhiskers on the new show <cite>Kamil posted [p:969291896] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>TBF I don't know this baby? If it can speak to me and I happened to have cigarettes on me (I used to smoke cigars eons ago). I'd be like w/e here's just one. Thx for the hundy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrResetti 11/08/22 8:39:25 PM #46:	I'd bum one to an 18 year old but no one younger. I never ask for money either. --- http://i.imgur.com/GRZEGPm.gif http://imgur.com/OeMgQZT.gif <cite>MrResetti posted [p:969291922] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>I'd bum one to an 18 year old but no one younger. I never ask for money either.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tappor 11/08/22 8:44:06 PM #47:	I look for the hidden cameras --- I only come here when I'm at work http://error1355.com/ce/Tappor.html <cite>Tappor posted [p:969292048] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>I look for the hidden cameras </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AloneIBreak 11/08/22 8:45:13 PM #48:	100 bucks to teach some stupid 5 year old a lesson it won't soon forget? I'm handing over that Lucky Strike. --- "If a society can in all conscience permit the cruel treatment of any man, ultimately it will allow it for all." -Bertrand Russell <cite>AloneIBreak posted [p:969292072] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>100 bucks to teach some stupid 5 year old a lesson it won't soon forget? I'm handing over that Lucky Strike. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus 11/08/22 8:46:20 PM #49:	If I knew it wasn't a sting I'd even throw in a free lighter --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:969292104] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>If I knew it wasn't a sting I'd even throw in a free lighter </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 11/08/22 8:47:21 PM #50:	LeoRavus posted... If I knew it wasn't a sting I'd even throw in a free lighter Charge extra for the lighter. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:969292131] in 5 year-old... [t:80226336]...</cite> <quote>LeoRavus posted... </cite><quote>If I knew it wasn't a sting I'd even throw in a free lighter</quote>Charge extra for the lighter.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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