Current Events > Girl I was seeing broke it off with me so I ate an whole pizza in one sitting.

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*a whole pizza

She mentioned that I'm great but she got out of a serious and toxic relationship earlier this year and she's getting stressed about being close to someone again.

After being told this I went out and bought a hot and ready from Little Caesars and ate the whole thing in one sitting.

I don't feel right rn

What toppings?

Doom_Art posted...

I went out and bought a hot and ready from Little Caesars and are the whole thing in one sitting.

no wonder you don't feel right

time to make some soup

but seriously, that sucks, i'm sorry to hear that

sorry u got dumped :(

Little Cesar's is fire but the hot and ready ones have usually been sitting there unless it is like 11:30 in the morning

You know what eating a whole pizza in one sitting means?

Future you will eventually have to shit a whole pizza in one shitting...

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I was annoyed that I let myself catch feelings for her so easily so I wanted to inflict punishment on myself.

Little Caesars seemed like the easiest way to do that

You'll need a few Lipitor to unclog that.

no one's gonna stop u from getting a large chocolate milkshake from sonic, either

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Okay we let you be domino's king but the hubris must go jeffy

Doom_Art posted...

After being told this I went out and bought a hot and ready from Little Caesars and ate the whole thing in one sitting.

Not surprised. I did the same once before. Those things are really not filling at all.

we gotta buncha fancy pantses 2 good 4 little caesars.

must be nice eating faberg egg and truffle pizza

How long were you seeing each other?

take it from me, you are probably the worst critic of yourself, but dont listen to your negative thoughts. you can do it. it's just one girl. there's plenty of them out there, and you have what it takes to meet them. im sorry it didnt work out. also, next time get the extra most bestest pizza from little caesers, not the hot n ready lol.

Was the pizza good at least?

YoungMutual posted...

Was the pizza good at least?

no it was Little Caesars

I ate a full Little Caesars pizza once to see if I could

I was constipated for about three months

Just tiny little pellets would come out and no feeling of relief whatsoever

One night I said fuck it and took a huge dose of milk of magnesia and six hours later I was like an upside down Mount Saint Helens. I was on that toilet for nearly two hours and I felt incredible afterwards

sorry about the girl btw

YoungMutual posted...

Was the pizza good at least?

oh lord no

So, uh, did you guys discuss what you were looking for in a relationship?

:( sorry mr _art

littlebro07 posted...

One night I said fuck it and took a huge dose of milk of magnesia and six hours later I was like an upside down Mount Saint Helens

sugar free devil bears seem to work wonders for constipation.

I read topic title wrong and thought it said she broke it off because you ate a whole pizza in one sitting

I thought everyone ate whole pizzas? I'm doing it right now.

Sorry about the girl though.

Damn, sorry to hear that TC. I know it hurts now, but there's someone even better for you out there. Just have to keep dating.

littlebro07 posted...

I ate a full Little Caesars pizza once to see if I could

I was constipated for about three months

Just tiny little pellets would come out and no feeling of relief whatsoever

Did you shoot heroin before you ate it? That isn't a normal reaction to eating pizza but I imagine it could be from cheese.

thronedfire2 posted...

no it was Little Caesars

Tripping bro the Detroit style deep dish from there is bomb shit. Pepperoni, bacon and hamburger

You should've at her whole pizza, then you wouldn't be in this mess

electricbugs2 posted...

I thought everyone ate whole pizzas?

Facts. They make it too easy nowadays.

Ive done that when nobody broke up with me

It's bullshit. Probably went back to her ex.

Did you get the Doom Farts?

Sorry man, fat attacks happen sometimes.

classic schmosby

frozenstar posted...

no wonder you don't feel right

Hey little ceasers pizza is good man, dont diss it

But also don't eat an entire pizza at once, that's way too much pizza

Doom_Art posted...

She mentioned that I'm great but she got out of a serious and toxic relationship earlier this year and she's getting stressed about being close to someone again.

So shes getting smashed by Chad.

Sorry dude. Hate when girls do shit like that :/

i had depression eating problems for years and pizza was my go to. Ive lost a ton of weight since then though and the last time I ate a full pizza I felt like shit for like two days straight, which is a pretty good incentive not to give in to that anymore

GreenMario posted...

Hey little ceasers pizza is good man, dont diss it

But also don't eat an entire pizza at once, that's way too much pizza

I like the italian cheese bread, but hot and ready pizzas more often than not make me feel sick.