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Cleo_II 12/04/22 5:25:15 PM #453:	My daughter was born in April, theyll be birthday month twins <cite>Cleo_II posted [p:969914645] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>My daughter was born in April, theyll be birthday month twins</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 12/04/22 5:29:12 PM #454:	Everything about this pregnancy was a bad idea lol --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:969914723] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>Everything about this pregnancy was a bad idea lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
googs19 12/04/22 5:37:52 PM #455:	DarkRoast posted... Everything about this pregnancy was a bad idea lol At least at the end of it you'll have a cute baby! My wife hated every minute of each of her pregnancies, but still considers them totally worth it for the end result. <cite>googs19 posted [p:969914896] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>DarkRoast posted... </cite><quote>Everything about this pregnancy was a bad idea lol</quote>At least at the end of it you'll have a cute baby!My wife hated every minute of each of her pregnancies, but still considers them totally worth it for the end result.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 12/04/22 5:41:54 PM #456:	googs19 posted... At least at the end of it you'll have a cute baby! My wife hated every minute of each of her pregnancies, but still considers them totally worth it for the end result. I swear, if this kid winds up looking mostly like my best friend --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:969914989] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>googs19 posted... </cite><quote>At least at the end of it you'll have a cute baby!My wife hated every minute of each of her pregnancies, but still considers them totally worth it for the end result.</quote>I swear, if this kid winds up looking mostly like my best friend </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 12/04/22 5:49:52 PM #457:	@Cleo_II Im scared of labor because Im a doctor and I know all the shit that can go wrong :( --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:969915171] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>@Cleo_II Im scared of labor because Im a doctor and I know all the shit that can go wrong :(</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cleo_II 12/04/22 6:31:13 PM #459:	DarkRoast posted... @Cleo_II Im scared of labor because Im a doctor and I know all the shit that can go wrong :( My labor was horrible but I know many women who had an easy time. Do you know if you plan to get the epidural? There was no way I was doing it without one. <cite>Cleo_II posted [p:969916207] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>DarkRoast posted... </cite><quote>@Cleo_II Im scared of labor because Im a doctor and I know all the shit that can go wrong :(</quote>My labor was horrible but I know many women who had an easy time. Do you know if you plan to get the epidural? There was no way I was doing it without one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 12/04/22 6:44:14 PM #460:	Cleo_II posted... My labor was horrible but I know many women who had an easy time. Do you know if you plan to get the epidural? There was no way I was doing it without one. Yes I'm gonna have one for sure. I delivered babies to mothers who didn't have it... Nightmare fuel. --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:969916529] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>Cleo_II posted... </cite><quote>My labor was horrible but I know many women who had an easy time. Do you know if you plan to get the epidural? There was no way I was doing it without one.</quote>Yes I'm gonna have one for sure.I delivered babies to mothers who didn't have it... Nightmare fuel.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kamen_Rider_Blade 12/04/22 7:12:45 PM #461:	Cleo_II posted... My daughter was born in April, theyll be birthday month twins Imagine bringing both of your children together for play dates IRL =D --- Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T - Johnny Depp '*Once Upon A Time in Mexico*' <cite>Kamen_Rider_Blade posted [p:969917216] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>Cleo_II posted... </cite><quote>My daughter was born in April, theyll be birthday month twins</quote>Imagine bringing both of your children together for play dates IRL =D</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 12/04/22 7:36:02 PM #462:	Kamen_Rider_Blade posted... Imagine bringing both of your children together for play dates IRL =D Age gap too wide I suspect --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:969917839] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>Kamen_Rider_Blade posted... </cite><quote>Imagine bringing both of your children together for play dates IRL =D</quote>Age gap too wide I suspect </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkRoast 12/04/22 8:13:55 PM #464:	I don't give one hot shit what my friend thinks is natural. It's my choice. --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:969918845] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>I don't give one hot shit what my friend thinks is natural. It's my choice.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kamen_Rider_Blade 12/04/22 8:21:26 PM #466:	DarkRoast posted... I don't give one hot shit what my friend thinks is natural. It's my choice. Your body, your choice. Do what you think is right, don't let anybody change your mind. --- Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T - Johnny Depp '*Once Upon A Time in Mexico*' <cite>Kamen_Rider_Blade posted [p:969919033] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>DarkRoast posted... </cite><quote>I don't give one hot shit what my friend thinks is natural. It's my choice.</quote>Your body, your choice.Do what you think is right, don't let anybody change your mind.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 12/04/22 8:46:51 PM #467:	Must be irrational crying night for me --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:969919562] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>Must be irrational crying night for me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CyricZ 12/04/22 9:02:49 PM #468:	I need a good cry. Haven't had one in a while. --- CyricZ He/him <cite>CyricZ posted [p:969919928] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>I need a good cry. Haven't had one in a while.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kamen_Rider_Blade 12/04/22 9:29:01 PM #469:	CyricZ posted... I need a good cry. Haven't had one in a while. ::Gives you a BIG HUG:: --- Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T - Johnny Depp '*Once Upon A Time in Mexico*' <cite>Kamen_Rider_Blade posted [p:969920435] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>CyricZ posted... </cite><quote>I need a good cry. Haven't had one in a while.</quote>::Gives you a BIG HUG::</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 12/04/22 9:29:25 PM #470:	Yeah, thinking about how I'm having a child with my literal whole-life best friend is hitting me in the feels. We've been best friends since we met at the school playground in kindergarten. And now we've made a new life together - he and I. It's strangely wonderful to think about. I remember the day his mom bought Pokemon Red and Blue for us (he got Red and I got Blue). It was launch day. We were in middle school. He got mad at me for catching a Pikachu in Viridian Forest (he couldn't find one). I remember when he bought a Dreamcast on. 9/9/99. I remember us both losing our shit at the launch of Phantasy Star Online. And now his child is inside me --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:969920447] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, thinking about how I'm having a child with my literal whole-life best friend is hitting me in the feels.We've been best friends since we met at the school playground in kindergarten. And now we've made a new life together - he and I. It's strangely wonderful to think about.I remember the day his mom bought Pokemon Red and Blue for us (he got Red and I got Blue). It was launch day. We were in middle school. He got mad at me for catching a Pikachu in Viridian Forest (he couldn't find one).I remember when he bought a Dreamcast on. 9/9/99. I remember us both losing our shit at the launch of Phantasy Star Online.And now his child is inside me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kamen_Rider_Blade 12/04/22 9:31:12 PM #471:	DarkRoast posted... Yeah, thinking about how I'm having a child with my literal whole-life best friend is hitting me in the feels. We've been best friends since we met at the school playground in kindergarten. And now we've made a new life together - he and I. It's strangely wonderful to think about. You literally are living a dream that most people don't get to. How many people can say they are having a kid with their child-hood Best Friend? It's SUPER-RARE & Awesome. --- Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T - Johnny Depp '*Once Upon A Time in Mexico*' <cite>Kamen_Rider_Blade posted [p:969920488] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>DarkRoast posted... </cite><quote>Yeah, thinking about how I'm having a child with my literal whole-life best friend is hitting me in the feels.We've been best friends since we met at the school playground in kindergarten. And now we've made a new life together - he and I. It's strangely wonderful to think about.</quote>You literally are living a dream that most people don't get to.How many people can say they are having a kid with their child-hood Best Friend?It's SUPER-RARE & Awesome.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 12/04/22 9:32:59 PM #472:	It's perfect, to be honest. That kind of friendship is deeper than just familial love, you know? He was my everything. He's the reason I chose to be male. --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:969920528] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>It's perfect, to be honest. That kind of friendship is deeper than just familial love, you know? He was my everything. He's the reason I chose to be male. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tripleh213 12/04/22 9:33:04 PM #473:	That's nice --- Bucks World Champions 2021 PS4 looks great <cite>tripleh213 posted [p:969920529] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>That's nice </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 12/04/22 9:34:53 PM #474:	tripleh213 posted... That's nice Look, it means a lot to me ok? --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:969920562] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>tripleh213 posted... </cite><quote>That's nice</quote>Look, it means a lot to me ok?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tripleh213 12/04/22 9:35:44 PM #475:	I believe you --- Bucks World Champions 2021 PS4 looks great <cite>tripleh213 posted [p:969920579] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>I believe you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 12/04/22 9:36:11 PM #476:	Do you know the gender or are you going to wait? <cite>Zikten posted [p:969920591] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>Do you know the gender or are you going to wait?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 12/04/22 9:37:07 PM #477:	Zikten posted... Do you know the gender or are you going to wait? We're waiting. I could find out now if I wanted, but I'd rather be surprised. Lina is convinced it's a girl Best friend thinks it's a boy I kinda think it's a girl but I don't care either way --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:969920614] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>Zikten posted... </cite><quote>Do you know the gender or are you going to wait?</quote>We're waiting. I could find out now if I wanted, but I'd rather be surprised.Lina is convinced it's a girlBest friend thinks it's a boyI kinda think it's a girl but I don't care either way</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 12/04/22 9:38:21 PM #478:	DarkRoast posted... We're waiting. I could find out now if I wanted, but I'd rather be surprised. Lina is convinced it's a girl Best friend thinks it's a boy I kinda think it's a girl but I don't care either way I've heard some women call tell somehow. They just know. Anyway, I hope all goes well <cite>Zikten posted [p:969920648] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>DarkRoast posted... </cite><quote>We're waiting. I could find out now if I wanted, but I'd rather be surprised.Lina is convinced it's a girlBest friend thinks it's a boyI kinda think it's a girl but I don't care either way</quote>I've heard some women call tell somehow. They just know. Anyway, I hope all goes well</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cleo_II 12/04/22 10:23:49 PM #479:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Ridiculous. My husband would have looked at me like I had two heads if I said I didnt want an epidural lol No reason to subject yourself to that kind of pain. Ill never understand women who do and I know many. <cite>Cleo_II posted [p:969921680] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Ridiculous. My husband would have looked at me like I had two heads if I said I didnt want an epidural lolNo reason to subject yourself to that kind of pain. Ill never understand women who do and I know many. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ElatedVenusaur 12/04/22 11:37:08 PM #480:	Cleo_II posted... Ridiculous. My husband would have looked at me like I had two heads if I said I didnt want an epidural lol No reason to subject yourself to that kind of pain. Ill never understand women who do and I know many. I'll, uh, never understand either. Like, shit, there's no damned nobility in pointlessly suffering. I've never been one to pass on taking meds to feel better. --- I'm Queen of Tomorrow baby! Remember: heat from fire, fire from heat! She/her <cite>ElatedVenusaur posted [p:969922985] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>Cleo_II posted... </cite><quote>Ridiculous. My husband would have looked at me like I had two heads if I said I didnt want an epidural lolNo reason to subject yourself to that kind of pain. Ill never understand women who do and I know many.</quote>I'll, uh, never understand either. Like, shit, there's no damned nobility in pointlessly suffering. I've never been one to pass on taking meds to feel better.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 12/05/22 12:02:00 AM #481:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Biggest problem is that there's massive variance in anecdotal evidence and all of is true. One woman could legitimately be in labor for a couple of hours and that's all. Others get broken spines, shit themselves, and have to push without contractions. All at the same time. People don't like hearing about the latter cases because "it's gross" so the optimal deliveries are the ones that get signal boosted. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:969923402] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Biggest problem is that there's massive variance in anecdotal evidence and all of is true. One woman could legitimately be in labor for a couple of hours and that's all. Others get broken spines, shit themselves, and have to push without contractions. All at the same time. People don't like hearing about the latter cases because "it's gross" so the optimal deliveries are the ones that get signal boosted.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 12/05/22 3:33:19 AM #482:	tripleh213 posted... That's nice Fuck off. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:969925883] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>tripleh213 posted... </cite><quote>That's nice</quote>Fuck off.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 12/05/22 3:34:10 AM #483:	DarkRoast posted... Yeah, thinking about how I'm having a child with my literal whole-life best friend is hitting me in the feels. We've been best friends since we met at the school playground in kindergarten. And now we've made a new life together - he and I. It's strangely wonderful to think about. I remember the day his mom bought Pokemon Red and Blue for us (he got Red and I got Blue). It was launch day. We were in middle school. He got mad at me for catching a Pikachu in Viridian Forest (he couldn't find one). I remember when he bought a Dreamcast on. 9/9/99. I remember us both losing our shit at the launch of Phantasy Star Online. And now his child is inside me Awesome stories like this get me through Christmas hell at work. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:969925897] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>DarkRoast posted... </cite><quote>Yeah, thinking about how I'm having a child with my literal whole-life best friend is hitting me in the feels.We've been best friends since we met at the school playground in kindergarten. And now we've made a new life together - he and I. It's strangely wonderful to think about.I remember the day his mom bought Pokemon Red and Blue for us (he got Red and I got Blue). It was launch day. We were in middle school. He got mad at me for catching a Pikachu in Viridian Forest (he couldn't find one).I remember when he bought a Dreamcast on. 9/9/99. I remember us both losing our shit at the launch of Phantasy Star Online.And now his child is inside me</quote>Awesome stories like this get me through Christmas hell at work.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 12/05/22 7:06:11 AM #484:	I hope your work goes better! --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:969927423] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>I hope your work goes better!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 12/05/22 7:06:58 AM #485:	DarkRoast posted... I hope your work goes better! Only a couple of weeks left and my hours are back to normal. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:969927435] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>DarkRoast posted... </cite><quote>I hope your work goes better!</quote>Only a couple of weeks left and my hours are back to normal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 12/05/22 7:09:55 AM #486:	spikethedevil posted... Only a couple of weeks left and my hours are back to normal. Christmas hours in retail are cruel. I worked at Macy's while getting my master's degree, and the holidays were awful. Just felt the baby kick as I wrote this. My best friend's baby <3 --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:969927466] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>spikethedevil posted... </cite><quote>Only a couple of weeks left and my hours are back to normal.</quote>Christmas hours in retail are cruel. I worked at Macy's while getting my master's degree, and the holidays were awful.Just felt the baby kick as I wrote this. My best friend's baby <3</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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spikethedevil 12/05/22 9:46:48 AM #489:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Tell me about it. DarkRoast posted... Christmas hours in retail are cruel. I worked at Macy's while getting my master's degree, and the holidays were awful. Just felt the baby kick as I wrote this. My best friend's baby <3 Dawwww. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:969929426] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Tell me about it.DarkRoast posted... </cite><quote>Christmas hours in retail are cruel. I worked at Macy's while getting my master's degree, and the holidays were awful.Just felt the baby kick as I wrote this. My best friend's baby <3</quote>Dawwww.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cleo_II 12/05/22 9:52:33 AM #490:	Yay baby kicks!! Until they get bigger and it feels like a chest burster is inside you lol. The first ones are so cute though! <cite>Cleo_II posted [p:969929534] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>Yay baby kicks!! Until they get bigger and it feels like a chest burster is inside you lol. The first ones are so cute though!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 12/05/22 10:06:57 AM #491:	Cleo_II posted... Yay baby kicks!! Until they get bigger and it feels like a chest burster is inside you lol. The first ones are so cute though! Well I do like Alien --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:969929781] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>Cleo_II posted... </cite><quote>Yay baby kicks!! Until they get bigger and it feels like a chest burster is inside you lol. The first ones are so cute though!</quote>Well I do like Alien</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 12/05/22 10:08:22 AM #492:	That Spaceballs scene. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:969929812] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>That Spaceballs scene.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mormaurd 12/05/22 10:09:46 AM #493:	Heres hoping the baby isnt a kickboxer inside you. One of my poor friends had a really active baby in the womb and bruised some organs with the kicking. --- http://i.imgur.com/ydU4CFf.jpg <cite>Mormaurd posted [p:969929841] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>Heres hoping the baby isnt a kickboxer inside you. One of my poor friends had a really active baby in the womb and bruised some organs with the kicking.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 12/05/22 10:13:21 AM #494:	Mormaurd posted... Heres hoping the baby isnt a kickboxer inside you. One of my poor friends had a really active baby in the womb and bruised some organs with the kicking. Well heck --- Lenovo Legion 7 - Ryzen 5900HX, RTX 3080 16 GB (165W), 32 GB DDR4-3200 By Grabthar's hammer............... What a laptop. <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:969929895] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>Mormaurd posted... </cite><quote>Heres hoping the baby isnt a kickboxer inside you. One of my poor friends had a really active baby in the womb and bruised some organs with the kicking.</quote>Well heck</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cleo_II 12/05/22 10:15:18 AM #495:	Mormaurd posted... Heres hoping the baby isnt a kickboxer inside you. One of my poor friends had a really active baby in the womb and bruised some organs with the kicking. Mine bruised a rib, if not cracked it. It still doesnt feel right lol. Shed kick the same one. Over and over and over <cite>Cleo_II posted [p:969929920] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>Mormaurd posted... </cite><quote>Heres hoping the baby isnt a kickboxer inside you. One of my poor friends had a really active baby in the womb and bruised some organs with the kicking.</quote>Mine bruised a rib, if not cracked it. It still doesnt feel right lol. Shed kick the same one. Over and over and over</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ElatedVenusaur 12/05/22 10:16:45 AM #496:	Fetuses are like tumescent growths that would kill you, if not for the fortress that is the womb. Yes, your uterus is doing something other than make you miserable, for once in its entire existence. --- I'm Queen of Tomorrow baby! Remember: heat from fire, fire from heat! She/her <cite>ElatedVenusaur posted [p:969929946] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>Fetuses are like tumescent growths that would kill you, if not for the fortress that is the womb.Yes, your uterus is doing something other than make you miserable, for once in its entire existence.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
googs19 12/05/22 10:17:45 AM #497:	Cleo_II posted... it feels like a chest burster is inside you lol My wife's dad likes telling the story about how my wife's sister looked like a chest burster when she came out through a c-section. <cite>googs19 posted [p:969929967] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>Cleo_II posted... </cite><quote>it feels like a chest burster is inside you lol</quote>My wife's dad likes telling the story about how my wife's sister looked like a chest burster when she came out through a c-section.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 12/05/22 11:11:47 AM #498:	it feels criminal to let a topic die at 497 --- Playing: The Last of Us Part II I hope something good happens to you today <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:969930956] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>it feels criminal to let a topic die at 497</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AldousIsDead 12/05/22 11:12:31 AM #499:	How bout 499? --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. <cite>AldousIsDead posted [p:969930968] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>How bout 499?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 12/05/22 11:12:40 AM #500:	500? --- Playing: The Last of Us Part II I hope something good happens to you today <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:969930969] in DarkRoast ... [t:80257871]...</cite> <quote>500?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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