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rayman49
12/01/22 11:41:52 PM
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Just wondering
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xGhostchantx
12/01/22 11:43:30 PM
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politely decline. if i was an early starter i'd be old enough to be her father.

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Zikten
12/01/22 11:43:31 PM
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be shocked that she likes a 42 year old loser
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dj1200
12/01/22 11:44:17 PM
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Get her number bc yolo. I don't have much longer to be attractive to 18 year olds unless I get rich.

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J03can
12/01/22 11:48:13 PM
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I'd probably get all nervous and weird

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Guide
12/01/22 11:48:59 PM
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I'd hit it if I was single, sure.

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NeonTentacles
12/01/22 11:49:50 PM
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Go for it obviously

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SauI_Goodman
12/01/22 11:52:30 PM
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"Im more than teice your age, however most people take me for 21 anyway, so lets do it!"

Her : youre 40? ewwwwwwww! Lol

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CassandraCroft
12/02/22 12:00:40 AM
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Politely decline her advances since I am old enough to be her father,

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toadfan64
12/02/22 12:17:46 AM
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Guide posted...
I'd hit it if I was single, sure.


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Gremlynn
12/02/22 12:20:08 AM
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"I'm flattered, but no."

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KainWind
12/02/22 12:20:45 AM
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J03can posted...
I'd probably get all nervous and weird


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Kakapo
12/02/22 12:23:51 AM
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CassandraCroft posted...
Politely decline her advances since I am old enough to be her father,


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_Krave_
12/02/22 12:25:26 AM
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Why does everyone assume being hit on means they want to have sex with you?

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Complete_Idi0t
12/02/22 12:27:26 AM
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I would ask for 3 forms of ID just to make sure
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FigureOfSpeech
12/02/22 12:27:48 AM
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I would be flattered but I don't think I have much in common with someone that young
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rayman49
12/02/22 2:02:39 AM
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Up
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gunplagirl
12/02/22 2:03:23 AM
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Too young but I'm down for hugs.

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KnightofShikari
12/02/22 2:23:19 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/7/AABPmqAAD8YJ.jpg

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pauIie
12/02/22 2:24:56 AM
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say thanks and move on with my life

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GreenMario
12/02/22 2:27:01 AM
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ha ha, I'm terribly sorry but I'm super old

old people away!

and then fly into the air

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Tenmyouji
12/02/22 2:31:28 AM
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+-8yrs difference for me. So thats gonna be a no.
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Arishok
12/02/22 3:16:57 AM
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CassandraCroft posted...
Politely decline her advances since I am old enough to be her father,


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Glob
12/02/22 3:18:17 AM
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If I was single, sex but probably no relationship.

Im not though so Id just tell her that Im already taken.
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MICHALECOLE
12/02/22 3:22:02 AM
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Hit on her back
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blistr
12/02/22 3:37:48 AM
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As many have said, I'd politely decline. Besides I'd imagine it'd get very awkward very quickly if my 24 year old daughter ever found out.

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Arcanine2009
12/02/22 3:39:47 AM
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Flattered but wouldn't pursue.

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GGuirao13
12/02/22 3:41:47 AM
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Tell her I'm too old for her.

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BloodMoon7
12/02/22 3:58:01 AM
#30:


Meh.

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pinky0926
12/02/22 3:58:30 AM
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Id be flattered but would not tap.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
12/02/22 4:03:56 AM
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Take her out for ice cream cones.

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nexigrams
12/02/22 4:12:00 AM
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I'd ask her how she found my mom's basement.

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MasterOfGames57
12/02/22 4:58:17 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


24 year old 10/10 with a masters degree and owns a home, and you wouldnt consider? Its like you guys dont take context into consideration.

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Crazyman93
12/02/22 4:59:04 AM
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Complete_Idi0t posted...
I would ask for 3 forms of ID just to make sure
Someone forgot his gimmick is to make dumb posts, this isn't a dumb idea.

Anyway, are we talking one night stand or relationship? One night stand? Sure, I'll bang. But I have no desire to get into a relationship with someone ten years younger than me. I feel disconnected from people my own age, what the hell would I have in common with an 18 year old? What would we talk about? Her student loan applications?

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The_Wheelman1
12/02/22 5:03:34 AM
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Sure we can hang out as friends maybe even bang but that is the extent of it. She's too young for a serious relationship with me.

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Aitz
12/02/22 5:04:11 AM
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I am like 5 years older than her in this case but would look like I am 4 years younger than her so no from me

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Flauros
12/02/22 5:10:02 AM
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Impress her by chugging a gallon of water in under 3 minutes.

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ZevLoveDOOM
12/02/22 5:12:54 AM
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i just tell her to fuck off.

politely ofc...
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VampireCoyote
12/02/22 5:13:18 AM
#40:


respect their adulthood

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TentacleDemon
12/02/22 5:13:49 AM
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With skepticism. She's probably a prostitute or planning to rob me.


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Arishok
12/02/22 5:18:23 AM
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TentacleDemon posted...
With skepticism. She's probably a prostitute or planning to rob me.
Could be both.

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Vokrent
12/02/22 6:57:22 AM
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I would probably be oblivious

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NeonTentacles
12/02/22 6:58:41 AM
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TentacleDemon posted...
With skepticism. She's probably a prostitute or planning to rob me.
I'll take that chance to drill that

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TheSuperLotion
12/02/22 7:03:29 AM
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"Sorry, I have a girlfriend"
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Vegy
12/02/22 7:04:46 AM
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I'd bang her and keep her as a friend with benefits if she wants

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LordMarshal
12/02/22 7:07:17 AM
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Have consensual sexual relationships with her.

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KeeperOfShadows
12/02/22 7:07:34 AM
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I'd assume she's making fun of me, honestly. I'd talk to her if she wanted, though.

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