Current Events > Cherries are delicious, but why are sundae cherries and toppings awful?

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Noumas
12/08/22 10:06:46 PM
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Whenever they're used as a topping they taste disgusting, they don't even look like real cherries anymore they're unnaturally bright red
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Irony
12/08/22 10:08:16 PM
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Maraschino cherries are amazing you shut your fucking mouth

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Vokrent
12/08/22 10:09:18 PM
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Irony posted...
Maraschino cherries are amazing you shut your fucking mouth
Maraschino cherries can burn in hell forever

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ForsakenHermit
12/08/22 10:09:46 PM
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Eat the cherry first. That's what I always do.

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MJOLNRVII
12/08/22 10:10:52 PM
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I forgot if it's Baskin Robbins or some other Ice cream store but one of them has a cherry flavor with frozen cherries inside and I thought they were nice. Just not in a natural cherry kinda way if that makes any sense.

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hexa
12/08/22 10:17:47 PM
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the cherries put on sundaes are not ordinary cherries. They are a different variety of cherry, named maraschino cherry
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viewmaster_pi
12/08/22 10:19:06 PM
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because they're preserved and treated with weird shit and dyes and sweeteners. they're basically cursed zombie cherries

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emmo
12/08/22 10:20:46 PM
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Irony posted...
Maraschino cherries are amazing you shut your fucking mouth

Vokrent posted...
Maraschino cherries can burn in hell forever

If you two can't behave, I'll turn this car around right fucking now.

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Vokrent
12/08/22 10:21:20 PM
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emmo posted...
If you two can't behave, I'll turn this car around right fucking now.
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD

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emmo
12/08/22 10:22:10 PM
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Vokrent posted...
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD

Never stopped you before.

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Vokrent
12/08/22 10:22:52 PM
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emmo posted...
Never stopped you before.
wait, what?

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Darker_Cheshire
12/08/22 10:23:06 PM
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Real proper Luxardo Maraschino cherries are great. Cheap, bright red Maraschino cherries are blah.


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emmo
12/08/22 10:23:16 PM
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Vokrent posted...
wait, what?

I don't know. I'm kinda drunk.

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Vokrent
12/08/22 10:26:36 PM
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emmo posted...
I don't know. I'm kinda drunk.
anyways, the solution to this problem is they can have all my maraschino cherries that appear on my stuff

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Weezy_Tha_Don
12/08/22 10:26:56 PM
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MJOLNRVII posted...
I forgot if it's Baskin Robbins or some other Ice cream store but one of them has a cherry flavor with frozen cherries inside and I thought they were nice. Just not in a natural cherry kinda way if that makes any sense.

cherries jubilee? that kind has little chocolate chips in it too. pretty good stuff

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xGhostchantx
12/08/22 10:39:36 PM
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Maraschino/Glac cherries are absolutely filthy.

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SiO4
12/08/22 10:46:42 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
because they're preserved and treated with weird shit and dyes and sweeteners. they're basically cursed zombie cherries


This.

I have to pull up a picture on my old phone and post it.
But just for making drinks, if you get even a tiny bit on your hand you will be stained.

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LordHayati
12/08/22 10:47:53 PM
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Irony posted...
Maraschino cherries are amazing you shut your fucking mouth


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emmo
12/08/22 10:49:31 PM
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Vokrent posted...
anyways, the solution to this problem is they can have all my maraschino cherries that appear on my stuff

Ok. I'll take 'em.

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Schwarz
12/08/22 10:59:57 PM
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Everyone in this topic needs to try amarena cherries, those things are nuts.

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SiO4
12/08/22 11:51:43 PM
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Schwarz posted...
Everyone in this topic needs to try amarena cherries, those things are nuts.


I thought they were cherries?

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Irony
12/08/22 11:52:29 PM
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Cherries are technically nuts

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SiO4
12/08/22 11:54:04 PM
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That's nuts!

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xGhostchantx
12/08/22 11:58:40 PM
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Irony posted...
Cherries are technically nuts

No they're not they're fruit lol. More specifically, drupes.

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Irony
12/08/22 11:59:24 PM
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Drupes are cashews

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bigtiggie23
12/09/22 1:47:58 AM
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When I worked at DQ I made myself a chocolate covered cherry blizzard with maraschino cherries and the juice, it was amazing.

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Noumas
12/11/22 6:44:06 AM
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I was so vindicated when I saw that episode of its always sunny where they make fun of those cherries

Irony posted...
Drupes are cashews
They're not legumes?
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SiO4
12/12/22 12:42:51 AM
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Noumas posted...
I was so vindicated when I saw that episode of its always sunny where they make fun of those cherries

They're not legumes?


That is a rather lugubrious question.

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VampireCoyote
12/12/22 12:46:44 AM
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the worst is cherry cordials

every year old people go crazy for those things but theyre so disgusting

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Tyranthraxus
12/12/22 12:48:46 AM
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The cherries you're eating are probably Bing cherries. The "topping" stuff is usually maraschino cherries. The difference between them is enormous. Like Honey crisp apples vs granny Smith apples.


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Noumas
12/14/22 6:48:39 AM
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VampireCoyote posted...
the worst is cherry cordials

every year old people go crazy for those things but theyre so disgusting
What about cherries jubilee?
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FaultyCircuitry
12/14/22 6:53:33 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
The cherries you're eating are probably Bing cherries. The "topping" stuff is usually maraschino cherries. The difference between them is enormous. Like Honey crisp apples vs granny Smith apples.

Maraschino cherries aren't a variety of cherry like bing, they're more a 'preparation' of cherry than anything.

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viewmaster_pi
12/14/22 6:54:41 AM
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i believe maraschino cherries are typically made from royal ann cherries

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SiO4
12/16/22 11:46:50 PM
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I keep forgetting to post that pic

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Lil_Bit83
12/16/22 11:59:22 PM
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Lol

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Stagmar
12/17/22 12:04:03 AM
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MJOLNRVII posted...
Baskin Robbins
Now, thats a name I havent heard in years.

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Noumas
12/20/22 3:35:42 AM
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Darker_Cheshire posted...
Real proper Luxardo Maraschino cherries are great. Cheap, bright red Maraschino cherries are blah.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/4/AAeC6JAAEAks.jpg

Are they covered in molasses or something? First time I see ones that aren't bright red
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itachi15243
12/20/22 3:41:39 AM
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Noumas posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/4/AAeC6JAAEAks.jpg

Are they covered in molasses or something? First time I see ones that aren't bright red

Nope. They're just so dark red that they look black. Iirc they come in cherry syrup, and are candied too though

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YugiNoob
12/20/22 3:54:35 AM
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hexa posted...
the cherries put on sundaes are not ordinary cherries. They are a different variety of cherry, named maraschino cherry
*Sideshow Mel voice*
Maraschino isnt even a kind of cherry! Its a way of preserving them!

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CobraGT
12/20/22 5:41:35 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
because they're preserved and treated with weird shit and dyes and sweeteners. they're basically cursed zombie cherries

good description but some taste good

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