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CanuckCowboy
12/22/22 11:15:07 PM
#253:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Way to screw over someones loved ones!

Fuck off johnny management is screwing them not me. Also I miss less shifts than just about anyone.

Plus its only 5 days before im allowed back and 2 of those were days off anyways.

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FigureOfSpeech
12/22/22 11:17:47 PM
#254:


My quoting feature is being bullshit but from the past bunch of posts I've established that I want the ability to create electricity and/or internets by cranking my dick because I think that's what the conversation is about and after thinking about it, I like that idea and it seems very useful, especially when you're like in the middle of the woods and your battery is dead or low and reception is shit. Imagine being in a fucking horror movie and one of you buddies like "oh no! No reception!" and another one is like "I got 1 bar but my phone is about to die!" and then you hear the killer or monster nearby and you're like "I got this..." and you crank your dick and suddenly everyone's phones are operating perfectly and someone's like "oh shit there's a Taco Bell like a mile over that way!" and someone else shines their phone light in the killer's face and smashes their head into a tree and is like "FUCK! Should I call 911 or should we just go to Taco Bell?" and suddenly it's a normal-ass night instead of some bullshit and it's all because dick-cranking has phone-charging and internet powers. That shit's the future. I wanna make a startup on that principal and make billions of dollars. I'm gonna need investors. Y'all heard it here first.

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Smackems
12/22/22 11:18:55 PM
#255:


it comes with a flashlight too

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Questionmarktarius
12/22/22 11:21:17 PM
#256:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Lol I wish.
Who the fuck is the drunk topics rich retiree?
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Smackems
12/22/22 11:21:57 PM
#257:


Talib

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MabusIncarnate
12/22/22 11:34:11 PM
#258:


Do we have one?

Talib works for the government and is still a pothead somehow

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MabusIncarnate
12/22/22 11:56:20 PM
#259:


It's snowing here now

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/23/22 12:12:18 AM
#260:


Why?

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Questionmarktarius
12/23/22 12:15:01 AM
#261:


I think it was '18 or '19 when I was living under -20F for two weeks, and I had to heat gun my basement pipes just to flush a shit.

This is nothing.
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Smackems
12/23/22 12:21:14 AM
#262:


You're a god damned hero, flushing that shit. Showed that turd who's boss

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MabusIncarnate
12/23/22 12:23:45 AM
#263:


Hidey ho!

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/23/22 12:25:27 AM
#264:


It dropped to 43 now I hope my poop don't freeze.

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MabusIncarnate
12/23/22 12:26:59 AM
#265:


High tomorrow is 9, RIP power probably.

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Questionmarktarius
12/23/22 12:27:52 AM
#266:


I want to go to the poles in winter just once, pee ice.
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Johnny_Nutcase
12/23/22 12:31:54 AM
#267:


I'm sitting here in shorts t-shirt and barefoot drinking cold beer. Enjoy your winter storm jerks.

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Questionmarktarius
12/23/22 12:35:47 AM
#268:


The greatest Bowie that wasn't Bowie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8f_XCH3zmM

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MabusIncarnate
12/23/22 12:36:43 AM
#269:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I'm sitting here in shorts t-shirt and barefoot drinking cold beer. Enjoy your winter storm jerks.
Fa la la la fuck off

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/23/22 12:38:12 AM
#270:


Ohhhh that's real merry.

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Smackems
12/23/22 12:43:13 AM
#271:


https://youtu.be/AkvHFBC35Oc

I didn't know this song existed

Holy fuck what a good riff

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Questionmarktarius
12/23/22 12:56:36 AM
#272:


I'm drunk as shit wearing pajama pants and US flag tshirt, and I'm supposed to nominally work from home tomorrow because blizzard
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MabusIncarnate
12/23/22 3:31:21 AM
#273:


It's fuckin 9 degrees right now, it was 45 this afternoon.

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Talib_21
12/23/22 3:48:34 AM
#274:


Its -3 here with a feels like of -23. We are also in a wind advisory. I havent left the house since Wednesday afternoon

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Talib_21
12/23/22 3:54:07 AM
#275:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Do we have one?

Talib works for the government and is still a pothead somehow
Well tbf they dont piss test unless you run a back hoe or some kind of heavy machinery. Which I would probably kill someone if I tried to operate one.

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gixxerlove
12/23/22 4:12:22 AM
#276:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuUDRU9-HRk

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Smackems
12/23/22 1:42:41 PM
#277:


It's cold

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Smackems
12/23/22 1:43:10 PM
#278:


Talib_21 posted...
Well tbf they dont piss test unless you run a back hoe or some kind of heavy machinery. Which I would probably kill someone if I tried to operate one.
That shit is easy af

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IfGodCouldDie
12/23/22 3:08:28 PM
#279:


Smackems posted...
It's cold
You don't know cold, our last week was -40 to -50 Celsius every day.

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Smackems
12/23/22 3:21:44 PM
#280:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
You don't know cold, our last week was -40 to -50 Celsius every day.
It's cold to me

I ain't used to this shit. Most of my clothing is for when it's 95+ all the humidity

Also I used to be able to handle it till I got the flu earlier this year. I can't handle it anymore like I use to

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BlazinBlue88
12/23/22 3:30:03 PM
#281:


Smackems posted...
Also I used to be able to handle it till I got the flu earlier this year. I can't handle it anymore like I use to
I'm noticing that as I get older. I can't handle cold weather like I used to and it sucks. Less blood flow I guess.

Also theres a whole phenomenon where because of heat and AC, office people like me aren't exposed to as large of a range of temp so our bodies can't handle as much varying temp.

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/23/22 8:15:02 PM
#282:


When winter really first hits and it starts to get cold I can't handle it but I adjust to it pretty quick. It's 32 right now which isn't bad at all compared to most of the country right now and it doesn't bother me. I still leave the heat off until the wee hours of the morning and turn it off when I get up.

I remember one year we got wacked in the dick with -11 and there was wind. I was getting gas after work and my face fuckin hurt. Didn't even finish filling up the car I just said that's good i'll do this later.

My biggest thing is having to go out early before work and scrape ice off my god damn windshield. THAT pisses me off more than anything.

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Questionmarktarius
12/23/22 8:22:43 PM
#283:


beervent day 23

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FigureOfSpeech
12/23/22 9:06:34 PM
#284:


oh nice. I had a chocolate beer once from a sam adams holiday pack. I think it was a porter. It was delicious either way.
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Johnny_Nutcase
12/23/22 9:10:49 PM
#286:


I made it a point to stock up on booze for the Christmas weekend. A lot of places close up shop so I learned my lesson years ago after I had to travel to a truck stop in El Paso on Christmas night to get a 30 pack of shitty beer.

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/23/22 9:24:47 PM
#287:


I love this lady I would buy her dinner for this. Fuckin asshole passengers/customers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2XCkXzLAEk

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BlazinBlue88
12/23/22 9:52:11 PM
#288:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
When winter really first hits and it starts to get cold I can't handle it but I adjust to it pretty quick. It's 32 right now which isn't bad at all compared to most of the country right now and it doesn't bother me. I still leave the heat off until the wee hours of the morning and turn it off when I get
I can't do that unfortunately cause I have small dogs. Prior to them and my wife, I'd keep the heat at my place around 60. Now it's always 70 in our house year round.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I made it a point to stock up on booze for the Christmas weekend. A lot of places close up shop so I learned my lesson years ago after I had to travel to a truck stop in El Paso on Christmas night to get a 30 pack of shitty beer.
Same. Got two 1.75L of rum and my wife got me six bottles of wine. Decides to keep my drinking going a bit longer than my vacation week. Still got a lot of eggnog and rum to drink.

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BlazinBlue88
12/23/22 9:54:21 PM
#289:


https://youtu.be/9D1-H8-lCK8

Think you might like this band @Johnny_Nutcase only one album. Super bluesy hard hitting rock sound.

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/23/22 10:05:06 PM
#290:


Is that BUCKCHERRY????

Ive seen them live a few times and this guy has JAMES tatted across his abs (not in this video) and I thought it was funny because I got a friend named James so I made ....several comments....

I like Buckcherry though when i'm drunk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfnDspi-zzE


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Johnny_Nutcase
12/23/22 10:07:21 PM
#291:


Nope i'm wrong and the lead singer of Buckcherry is Josh Todd and he has Chaos on his abs.... I dunno what hte fuck I was lookin at it that night.....

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BlazinBlue88
12/23/22 11:59:18 PM
#292:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Is that BUCKCHERRY????

Ive seen them live a few times and this guy has JAMES tatted across his abs (not in this video) and I thought it was funny because I got a friend named James so I made ....several comments....

I like Buckcherry though when i'm drunk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfnDspi-zzE
Eww no. Fuck Buck cherry.
This band is the real deal.

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MabusIncarnate
12/24/22 12:14:06 AM
#293:


1 degree here, somehow the hotel doors are freezing on the inside.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/5/0/AAakoXAAEBaO.jpg

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/24/22 6:47:13 AM
#294:


I got into a fight tonight. All I rememeber was getting pullud back.

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/24/22 7:11:15 AM
#295:


fuck it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGyMxfCMSlE&list=LRYRcPyGPTCOTttN4uTw65XZpqB-Ept9SFjQ4&index=27

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MabusIncarnate
12/24/22 7:11:53 AM
#296:


Well you are conscious so that's a good thing.

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/24/22 7:18:12 AM
#297:


I dunno what happened but I got scrapes and cuts across my knuckles. I just remember losing my shit and getting pulled back.

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Talib_21
12/24/22 8:11:59 AM
#298:


Merry Christmas Eve Johnny

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MabusIncarnate
12/24/22 8:35:08 AM
#299:


Where were you?

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/24/22 1:00:06 PM
#301:


Home. It was my asshole brother and neighbor. I hope they... well I don't like em lets put it that way.

I woke up my left hand has a bruise on it and my right hand knuckles are scraped and swollen.... my face is cleaaaaan so it's a win.

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MabusIncarnate
12/24/22 1:01:44 PM
#302:


Nice, glad you didn't bruise up your pretty face

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/24/22 1:04:37 PM
#303:


Ohhhh fuck off i'm not pretty but I woulda been pissed if I got punched in the face either way.

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