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SaccharineSmile 12/23/22 10:33:29 PM #1: |
like went over Friday night to her place and came back home on Sunday night took the biggest shit Ive ever done - clean as well Anyone else done stupid shit like that on a date? --- Sent from my IPhone X ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dat_Cracka_Jax 12/23/22 10:37:16 PM #2: |
I wouldn't say I held my shit, but for some reason I just didn't poop for at least five days over a Thanksgiving trip where I was with my gf and staying at her aunt and uncle's house. My back started hurting toward the end of the trip and after the 10 hour car ride back home I ran into the bathroom and clogged up the toilet. My gf was pissed because she really had to pee bad and we had to leave and get a plunger from the dickey bub before she could. --- http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/8131/flame201010170949481638.jpg http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/5517/cateyes.gif Rams: 7-9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Weezy_Tha_Don 12/23/22 10:39:52 PM #3: |
got my first head after I had to take a massive shit once at a girls house. worst part was I couldnt find any toilet paper. idk if she was too drunk or smelled something was off but she didnt finish topping me off lol --- http://i.imgur.com/hwZyGuA.jpg - courtesy of the homie United_World born in this world crying, but die laughing. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SaccharineSmile 12/25/22 7:08:36 PM #4: |
lol turns out now weve been together for 2 years and I still wait for her to leave the vicinity of the bathroom so she doesnt hear me take a massive shit So Im still holding my shit --- Sent from my IPhone X ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZangsBeard 12/25/22 7:10:58 PM #5: |
I farted so hard down my wife's leg the first time I met her, and sat in her lap, that she felt it on her feet. This was in front of her mother and grand mother. I was asserting stinky dominance. --- Fear the http://img.pestilenceware.com/Zangulus/Beard.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Akagami_Shanks 12/27/22 2:09:50 AM #6: |
Just wake up in the middle of the night and poop. I hate pooping in public too lol I used to hold it in at work and leave early if I really had to go but now I just find a nice secluded bathroom and walk around a bit afterwards to I guess get the smell off of me --- yes ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trumble 12/27/22 3:22:22 AM #7: |
In general I don't like to shit with others around. Heck, I prefer not to even piss with others around. Farts, though, are 100% fair game. --- All your Trumble are belong to us. http://error1355.com/ce/Trumble.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 12/27/22 3:27:50 AM #8: |
ZangsBeard posted... I farted so hard down my wife's leg the first time I met her, and sat in her lap, that she felt it on her feet. This was in front of her mother and grand mother. I was asserting stinky dominance.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/8/8/AAPV5JAAD_cQ.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/2/AAPV5JAAECAE.jpg --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 12/27/22 4:16:02 AM #9: |
Holding it in seems like the wrong move. You keep letting out little smells over the weekend when you could have just gotten it out and done with. Also incredibly not healthy and possibly damaging to your body I could understand holding it in if you were not spending even 1 night. But 2 full days? Just shit while she is sleeping And for post 2, did that house only have 1 toilet? Maybe I'm privileged cause I never lived in a house with only 1 toilet. I have 1 in my apt but every HOUSE my parents ever owned during my life, had at least 2, some had 3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 12/27/22 4:51:09 AM #10: |
Been married for 18 years and still don't use the bathroom when the other is in there, that's a comfort zone neither of us really wanted lol. When we were dating, yeah I'd hold it too until I got somewhere more private. Some people hold bathroom time as sacred, and peaceful. People barging in ruins that. --- Every day I wander in negative disposition, as I'm bombarded by superlatives, realizing very well that I am not alone. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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frozenstar 12/27/22 4:51:55 AM #11: |
you must have been letting loose a constant stream of low pressure farts and you probably grossed out the girl lol --- Just a dead, cold, round ball in the middle of nowhere. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gremlynn 12/27/22 4:53:48 AM #12: |
can't risk ruining the illusion that boys don't poop. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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1337toothbrush 12/27/22 4:54:13 AM #13: |
You ever make out with your significant other while either you or they were on the toilet? It's so hot. --- https://imgur.com/a/FU9H8 - https://i.imgur.com/ZkQRDsR.png - https://i.imgur.com/2x2gtgP.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gremlynn 12/27/22 4:56:29 AM #14: |
1337toothbrush posted... You ever make out with your significant other while either you or they were on the toilet? It's so hot. And then they reach down... and crank the bidet to max pressure and scream "Blaaaaastoooiiiiise!" as the ice cold hydro pump fucking launches you across the room. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY 12/27/22 5:22:18 AM #15: |
This is bad for your colon, if you keep doing this you will have a serious medical problem and one that could have been avoided. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dakimakura 12/27/22 5:24:52 AM #16: |
Saving it all for her TC? Thats the class move right there. --- This is signature Not waste of data at all ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 12/27/22 5:25:33 AM #17: |
RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted... This is bad for your colon, if you keep doing this you will have a serious medical problem and one that could have been avoided.And TC might have gotten laid if he hadn't farted all weekend. His plan probably is why the girl wasn't interested in him For future reference, it's better to just get that shit out when you can. I guarantee the girl knew that TC was holding in his shit ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SaccharineSmile 12/27/22 6:17:11 AM #18: |
frozenstar posted... you must have been letting loose a constant stream of low pressure farts and you probably grossed out the girl lol Zikten posted... And TC might have gotten laid if he hadn't farted all weekend. His plan probably is why the girl wasn't interested in him its funny! Been together since haha still hold my shit in it shes around the bathroom the fuck is wrong with me man --- Sent from my IPhone X ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 12/27/22 6:29:31 AM #19: |
you are going to die from that someday, its not healthy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dat_Cracka_Jax 12/27/22 8:08:23 AM #20: |
Zikten posted... And for post 2, did that house only have 1 toilet? Maybe I'm privileged cause I never lived in a house with only 1 toilet. I have 1 in my apt but every HOUSE my parents ever owned during my life, had at least 2, some had 3It was a small apartment with one toilet --- http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/8131/flame201010170949481638.jpg http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/5517/cateyes.gif Rams: 7-9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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