Board 8 > How does a tree access the internet?

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IfGodCouldDie
01/01/23 1:00:03 PM
#1:


He logs on!

My daughter told me this joke and I laughed.

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Johnbobb
01/01/23 1:02:16 PM
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got a smirk out of me

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colliding
01/01/23 3:29:25 PM
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why does the tree have to be male

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hylianknight3
01/01/23 3:30:26 PM
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That is a good joke tbqh

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scarletspeed7
01/01/23 4:08:16 PM
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What browser though

I need realism in my jokes

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paperwarior
01/01/23 4:11:09 PM
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scarletspeed7 posted...
What browser though

I need realism in my jokes
Uhhh, some sort of open-source one, with branches

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Cavedweller2000
01/01/23 4:13:36 PM
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If it's an apple tree, I'm assuming it'll use Safari

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paperwarior
01/01/23 4:15:35 PM
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You know what type of tree is appreciated on torrent sites?

Cedars

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scarletspeed7
01/01/23 4:18:53 PM
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Cavedweller2000 posted...
If it's an apple tree, I'm assuming it'll use Safari
Well played

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IfGodCouldDie
01/01/23 4:33:45 PM
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colliding posted...
why does the tree have to be male
Because my daughter is sexist

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BlackMageJawa
01/01/23 4:46:27 PM
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He's watching Yewtube, I presume.

colliding posted...
why does the tree have to be male

Because he's got wood.

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PIayer_0
01/01/23 4:49:52 PM
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Through a wireless rooter

(I don't think anyone pronounces it like that)

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IfGodCouldDie
01/01/23 5:04:36 PM
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BlackMageJawa posted...
He's watching Yewtube, I presume.

Because he's got wood.
God damn it, this was a good response.

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Cavedweller2000
01/01/23 5:38:39 PM
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PIayer_0 posted...
Through a wireless rooter

(I don't think anyone pronounces it like that)
Everyone in UK does

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-hotdogturtle--
01/01/23 7:24:28 PM
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I don't think that a child-aged child would know about having to "log on" to access the internet itself. They'd only be familiar with having always-connected internet and just having to log on to an individual website or something.

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IfGodCouldDie
01/01/23 7:30:24 PM
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-hotdogturtle-- posted...
I don't think that a child-aged child would know about having to "log on" to access the internet itself. They'd only be familiar with having always-connected internet and just having to log on to an individual website or something.
I don't know where she heard the joke but she told it to me. Her and her brother are familiar with logging on to shit like the PS, streaming services yadda, yadda, yadda.

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Aecioo
01/01/23 7:31:51 PM
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-hotdogturtle-- posted...
I don't think that a child-aged child would know about having to "log on" to access the internet itself. They'd only be familiar with having always-connected internet and just having to log on to an individual website or something.

True.

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KingButz
01/01/23 8:21:43 PM
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You have to log onto your computer to use the internet

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Grand_Kirby
01/01/23 8:27:25 PM
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Trees can't use computers

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StealThisSheen
01/01/23 8:32:38 PM
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-hotdogturtle-- posted...
I don't think that a child-aged child would know about having to "log on" to access the internet itself. They'd only be familiar with having always-connected internet and just having to log on to an individual website or something.

"Logging on" is still very much a thing, such as logging on to PSN/Xbox Live. Even today, people use the term "logging on" to refer to getting on an internet capable computer in general, even if it's not the same as literally logging on to the internet, as through AOL or the like.

We rate this criticism as "Lacking."

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BlueCrystalTear
01/01/23 8:33:48 PM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
He logs on!
To the online branch, right?

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HaRRicH
01/01/23 11:25:17 PM
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Grand_Kirby posted...
Trees can't use computers

I was already enjoying this topic. This comment got me good.

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IfGodCouldDie
01/03/23 2:15:56 PM
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Here are some nautical themed jokes from my son...

What do sharks eat for supper?
Fish and Ships.

What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing, it just waved.

How did the octopuss make the shark laugh?
It gave it ten tickles.

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