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IfGodCouldDie 01/01/23 1:00:03 PM #1: |
He logs on! My daughter told me this joke and I laughed. --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnbobb 01/01/23 1:02:16 PM #2: |
got a smirk out of me --- Khal Kirby, warlord of the Super Star Khalasar PSN/Steam: CheddarBBQ https://goo.gl/Diw2hs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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colliding 01/01/23 3:29:25 PM #3: |
why does the tree have to be male --- while you slept, the world changed ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hylianknight3 01/01/23 3:30:26 PM #4: |
That is a good joke tbqh --- The azuarc of the contest universe is long, but it bends toward Guruship. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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scarletspeed7 01/01/23 4:08:16 PM #5: |
What browser though I need realism in my jokes --- "It is too easy being monsters. Let us try to be human." ~Victor Frankenstein, Penny Dreadful ... Copied to Clipboard!
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paperwarior 01/01/23 4:11:09 PM #6: |
scarletspeed7 posted... What browser thoughUhhh, some sort of open-source one, with branches --- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cavedweller2000 01/01/23 4:13:36 PM #7: |
If it's an apple tree, I'm assuming it'll use Safari --- Well done to azuarc for finishing 67 places above me in the 2020 GOTD Guru Contest! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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paperwarior 01/01/23 4:15:35 PM #8: |
You know what type of tree is appreciated on torrent sites? Cedars --- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto ... Copied to Clipboard!
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scarletspeed7 01/01/23 4:18:53 PM #9: |
Cavedweller2000 posted... If it's an apple tree, I'm assuming it'll use SafariWell played --- "It is too easy being monsters. Let us try to be human." ~Victor Frankenstein, Penny Dreadful ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IfGodCouldDie 01/01/23 4:33:45 PM #10: |
colliding posted... why does the tree have to be maleBecause my daughter is sexist --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlackMageJawa 01/01/23 4:46:27 PM #11: |
He's watching Yewtube, I presume. colliding posted... why does the tree have to be male Because he's got wood. --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PIayer_0 01/01/23 4:49:52 PM #12: |
Through a wireless rooter (I don't think anyone pronounces it like that) --- -Abraham Lincoln ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IfGodCouldDie 01/01/23 5:04:36 PM #13: |
BlackMageJawa posted... He's watching Yewtube, I presume.God damn it, this was a good response. --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cavedweller2000 01/01/23 5:38:39 PM #14: |
PIayer_0 posted... Through a wireless rooterEveryone in UK does --- Well done to azuarc for finishing 67 places above me in the 2020 GOTD Guru Contest! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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-hotdogturtle-- 01/01/23 7:24:28 PM #15: |
I don't think that a child-aged child would know about having to "log on" to access the internet itself. They'd only be familiar with having always-connected internet and just having to log on to an individual website or something. --- Hey man, LlamaGuy did encrypt the passwords. With what? ROT-13? -CJayC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IfGodCouldDie 01/01/23 7:30:24 PM #16: |
-hotdogturtle-- posted... I don't think that a child-aged child would know about having to "log on" to access the internet itself. They'd only be familiar with having always-connected internet and just having to log on to an individual website or something.I don't know where she heard the joke but she told it to me. Her and her brother are familiar with logging on to shit like the PS, streaming services yadda, yadda, yadda. --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Aecioo 01/01/23 7:31:51 PM #17: |
-hotdogturtle-- posted... I don't think that a child-aged child would know about having to "log on" to access the internet itself. They'd only be familiar with having always-connected internet and just having to log on to an individual website or something. True. This is fake news --- http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcb35gGx0t1qailr4o1_500.gif http://www.megavideo.com/?v=57N0YAEJ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KingButz 01/01/23 8:21:43 PM #18: |
You have to log onto your computer to use the internet --- to me hero's is just bad person ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Grand_Kirby 01/01/23 8:27:25 PM #19: |
Trees can't use computers --- Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan ... Copied to Clipboard!
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StealThisSheen 01/01/23 8:32:38 PM #20: |
-hotdogturtle-- posted... I don't think that a child-aged child would know about having to "log on" to access the internet itself. They'd only be familiar with having always-connected internet and just having to log on to an individual website or something. "Logging on" is still very much a thing, such as logging on to PSN/Xbox Live. Even today, people use the term "logging on" to refer to getting on an internet capable computer in general, even if it's not the same as literally logging on to the internet, as through AOL or the like. We rate this criticism as "Lacking." --- Seplito Nash, Smelling Like the Vault since 1996 Step FOUR! Get Paid! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlueCrystalTear 01/01/23 8:33:48 PM #21: |
IfGodCouldDie posted... He logs on!To the online branch, right? --- Come check out my movie watchthrough topic: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/80167031 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HaRRicH 01/01/23 11:25:17 PM #22: |
Grand_Kirby posted... Trees can't use computers I was already enjoying this topic. This comment got me good. --- O P E R A T I O N O U S T : Nominate SHEIK! https://i.imgur.com/OpudFxm.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IfGodCouldDie 01/03/23 2:15:56 PM #23: |
Here are some nautical themed jokes from my son... What do sharks eat for supper? Fish and Ships. What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved. How did the octopuss make the shark laugh? It gave it ten tickles. --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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