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England 01/07/23 3:02:30 PM #1:	1: We have way more water than American its crazy 2: We literally have the hottest women in the world, look at Lilly Allen for instance 3: Better food. Fish and Chips and also Shepards pie 4: Americans drive on the wrong side of the road lmao 5: We use the metric system, LOL Americans --- Do Americans really call "root and root point and shooties" guns? <cite>England posted [p:970686445] in Reasons wh... [t:80304214]...</cite> <quote>1: We have way more water than American its crazy 2: We literally have the hottest women in the world, look at Lilly Allen for instance 3: Better food. Fish and Chips and also Shepards pie4: Americans drive on the wrong side of the road lmao5: We use the metric system, LOL Americans</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heineken14 01/07/23 3:03:47 PM #2:	I mean, this is certainly a gimmick with lasting appeal. --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. <cite>Heineken14 posted [p:970686473] in Reasons wh... [t:80304214]...</cite> <quote>I mean, this is certainly a gimmick with lasting appeal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Murphiroth 01/07/23 3:04:35 PM #3:	Well someone thought they had a funny idea for a gimmick alt <cite>Murphiroth posted [p:970686497] in Reasons wh... [t:80304214]...</cite> <quote>Well someone thought they had a funny idea for a gimmick alt</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 01/07/23 3:04:54 PM #4:	England posted... We have way more water than American its crazy I assume you mean fresh water. How is this possible? England is nowhere near as big as America. America has countless freshwater rivers and lakes that must amount to more water than all the water in England <cite>Zikten posted [p:970686504] in Reasons wh... [t:80304214]...</cite> <quote>England posted... </cite><quote>We have way more water than American its crazy</quote>I assume you mean fresh water. How is this possible? England is nowhere near as big as America. America has countless freshwater rivers and lakes that must amount to more water than all the water in England</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 01/07/23 3:04:57 PM #5:	Heh. I almost thought you were serious, but then I got to #3. --- https://i.imgur.com/PpxZDof.png \| https://i.imgur.com/xMGLcGE.png https://i.imgur.com/nsBw6Sy.png \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:970686505] in Reasons wh... [t:80304214]...</cite> <quote>Heh. I almost thought you were serious, but then I got to #3.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 01/07/23 3:05:04 PM #6:	Love Island UK is my favorite show The American version is trash (but in the bad way) --- #FeelTheBern http://i.imgur.com/q5z4CUu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6B9oFXh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sy42Dlf.jpg <cite>lilORANG posted [p:970686507] in Reasons wh... [t:80304214]...</cite> <quote>Love Island UK is my favorite showThe American version is trash (but in the bad way) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
England 01/07/23 3:05:46 PM #7:	Zikten posted... I assume you mean fresh water. How is this possible? England is nowhere near as big as America. America has countless freshwater rivers and lakes that must amount to more water than all the water in England lmao dude America barely has any water, look at it. We are clearly winning on water. Stay mad Americans! --- Do Americans really call "root and root point and shooties" guns? <cite>England posted [p:970686527] in Reasons wh... [t:80304214]...</cite> <quote>Zikten posted... </cite><quote>I assume you mean fresh water. How is this possible? England is nowhere near as big as America. America has countless freshwater rivers and lakes that must amount to more water than all the water in England</quote>lmao dude America barely has any water, look at it. We are clearly winning on water. Stay mad Americans!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prestoff 01/07/23 3:09:46 PM #8:	Okay, but we still won. --- DI MOLTO! <cite>Prestoff posted [p:970686613] in Reasons wh... [t:80304214]...</cite> <quote>Okay, but we still won.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
toreysback 01/07/23 3:11:09 PM #9:	bumbershoots --- Bert and Nan Flossie and Freddie <cite>toreysback posted [p:970686644] in Reasons wh... [t:80304214]...</cite> <quote>bumbershoots</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bladegash 01/07/23 3:12:21 PM #10:	False. America has the hotter women by far. Just also the ugliest and largest too. --- Snappin necks & Cashin checks <cite>bladegash posted [p:970686669] in Reasons wh... [t:80304214]...</cite> <quote>False.America has the hotter women by far. Just also the ugliest and largest too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyrant442001 01/07/23 3:13:28 PM #11:	Fix yo teeth we got everything you got anyway. --- Signature goes here <cite>Tyrant442001 posted [p:970686692] in Reasons wh... [t:80304214]...</cite> <quote>Fix yo teeth we got everything you got anyway.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tom_Joad 01/07/23 3:25:54 PM #12:	If it's not Scottish, it's CRRRRAP!!! https://youtu.be/f1CR68NDgGg --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult <cite>Tom_Joad posted [p:970686911] in Reasons wh... [t:80304214]...</cite> <quote>If it's not Scottish, it's CRRRRAP!!!https://youtu.be/f1CR68NDgGg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CassandraCroft 01/07/23 3:39:52 PM #13:	England posted... 1: We have way more water than American its crazy 2: We literally have the hottest women in the world, look at Lilly Allen for instance 3: Better food. Fish and Chips and also Shepards pie 4: Americans drive on the wrong side of the road lmao 5: We use the metric system, LOL Americans WHAT!? I live in Scotland and even I think this is a joke topic. Er I have got news for you Britain still uses the imperial system as well if you hadn't noticed. How the fuck can we have more water than the US. We are only a tiny island whereas The US is about the size of Europe. I have just had to look up this Lilly Allen as I had never heard of her and holly cow she is ugly. Better food? That is also debatable. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/3/8/AAfUmvAADmEC.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/0/AAfUmvAADm3A.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/2/8/AAfUmvAAD1AI.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/1/1/AAfUmvAADlyb.jpg --- All your base are belong to us. Been gaming since 1979. Xbox Live Account Sophitia99 <cite>CassandraCroft posted [p:970687160] in Reasons wh... [t:80304214]...</cite> <quote>England posted... </cite><quote>1: We have way more water than American its crazy 2: We literally have the hottest women in the world, look at Lilly Allen for instance 3: Better food. Fish and Chips and also Shepards pie4: Americans drive on the wrong side of the road lmao5: We use the metric system, LOL Americans</quote>WHAT!?I live in Scotland and even I think this is a joke topic.Er I have got news for you Britain still uses the imperial system as well if you hadn't noticed. How the fuck can we have more water than the US. We are only a tiny island whereas The US is about the size of Europe.I have just had to look up this Lilly Allen as I had never heard of her and holly cow she is ugly.Better food? That is also debatable.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/3/8/AAfUmvAADmEC.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/0/AAfUmvAADm3A.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/2/8/AAfUmvAAD1AI.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/1/1/AAfUmvAADlyb.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 01/07/23 3:52:37 PM #14:	Jesus Christ, just when I think it couldn't get more cringeworthy, the demotivationals come out. --- http://i.imgur.com/VeNBg.gif http://i.imgur.com/gd5jC8q.gif http://i.imgur.com/PKIy7.gif http://i.imgur.com/3p29JqP.gif <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:970687441] in Reasons wh... [t:80304214]...</cite> <quote>Jesus Christ, just when I think it couldn't get more cringeworthy, the demotivationals come out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 01/07/23 3:55:34 PM #15:	Water? Are you daft? The Great Lakes are almost twice as large as England itself. --- Oh, can somebody please keep me da hell out of San Ka-Winton? <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:970687504] in Reasons wh... [t:80304214]...</cite> <quote>Water? Are you daft? The Great Lakes are almost twice as large as England itself.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jsb0714 01/07/23 3:56:42 PM #16:	England posted... 1: We have way more water than American its crazy 2: We literally have the hottest women in the world, look at Lilly Allen for instance 3: Better food. Fish and Chips and also Shepards pie 4: Americans drive on the wrong side of the road lmao 5: We use the metric system, LOL Americans You've never really been to England, right? <cite>jsb0714 posted [p:970687517] in Reasons wh... [t:80304214]...</cite> <quote>England posted... </cite><quote>1: We have way more water than American its crazy 2: We literally have the hottest women in the world, look at Lilly Allen for instance 3: Better food. Fish and Chips and also Shepards pie4: Americans drive on the wrong side of the road lmao5: We use the metric system, LOL Americans</quote> You've never really been to England, right?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
England 01/07/23 3:57:04 PM #17:	mustachedmystic posted... Water? Are you daft? The Great Lakes are almost twice as large as England itself. This is how uneducated Americans are. They literally think they have more water for once. I have visited America several times and every time they end up having way less water. What crappy school did you blokes go to? --- Do Americans really call "root and root point and shooties" guns? <cite>England posted [p:970687519] in Reasons wh... [t:80304214]...</cite> <quote>mustachedmystic posted... </cite><quote>Water? Are you daft? The Great Lakes are almost twice as large as England itself.</quote>This is how uneducated Americans are. They literally think they have more water for once. I have visited America several times and every time they end up having way less water. What crappy school did you blokes go to?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 01/07/23 3:57:32 PM #18:	mustachedmystic posted... Water? Are you daft? The Great Lakes are almost twice as large as England itself. Only about half are American tbf --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:970687529] in Reasons wh... [t:80304214]...</cite> <quote>mustachedmystic posted...</cite><quote>Water? Are you daft? The Great Lakes are almost twice as large as England itself.</quote>Only about half are American tbf</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BurmesePenguin 01/07/23 3:57:35 PM #19:	From my understanding, in America you can choose to live places where you don't die from heatstroke in the summer. In England, not so. <cite>BurmesePenguin posted [p:970687531] in Reasons wh... [t:80304214]...</cite> <quote>From my understanding, in America you can choose to live places where you don't die from heatstroke in the summer.In England, not so. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fegknight 01/07/23 3:57:49 PM #20:	Fish and chips is good tho --- sig <cite>Fegknight posted [p:970687535] in Reasons wh... [t:80304214]...</cite> <quote>Fish and chips is good tho</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 01/07/23 3:57:50 PM #21:	England posted... Better food. Fish and Chips and also Shepards pie You can lie to us but you can't lie to yourself --- http://i.imgur.com/x04tPRZ.jpg http://i.imgur.com/t7T392I.jpg <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:970687536] in Reasons wh... [t:80304214]...</cite> <quote>England posted... </cite><quote>Better food. Fish and Chips and also Shepards pie</quote>You can lie to us but you can't lie to yourself</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sheiky-Baby 01/07/23 4:00:49 PM #22:	They probably have the better pubs and candy shops though. --- Once you lose your integrity, everything comes easy afterwards. <cite>Sheiky-Baby posted [p:970687582] in Reasons wh... [t:80304214]...</cite> <quote>They probably have the better pubs and candy shops though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bladegash 01/07/23 4:09:28 PM #23:	UnholyMudcrab posted... the demotivationals They were the original and better formatted memes. Show some respect, `kid` --- Snappin necks & Cashin checks <cite>bladegash posted [p:970687719] in Reasons wh... [t:80304214]...</cite> <quote>UnholyMudcrab posted... </cite><quote> the demotivationals</quote>They were the original and better formatted memes. Show some respect, kid</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bluezero 01/07/23 4:16:34 PM #25:	England posted... 3: Better food. Stopped reading this obvious troll --- i7-12700F - 3080 - 32GB 3200 - 1440p Ultrawide <cite>bluezero posted [p:970687863] in Reasons wh... [t:80304214]...</cite> <quote>England posted... </cite><quote>3: Better food.</quote>Stopped reading this obvious troll</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CassandraCroft 01/07/23 4:17:04 PM #26:	England posted... This is how uneducated Americans are. They literally think they have more water for once. I have visited America several times and every time they end up having way less water. What crappy school did you blokes go to? OFFS! Bloody hells! I can't belive the fucking shit I just read. Listen try this, The UK is 243,610 sq km and the US is 9,833,517 sq km so prey tell me just how the utter fuck the UK is going to have more water than The US. Even if the entire island was flooded by The Atlantic, North Sea, Irish Sea and The English Channel we still wouldn't have more water than The US. --- All your base are belong to us. Been gaming since 1979. Xbox Live Account Sophitia99 <cite>CassandraCroft posted [p:970687873] in Reasons wh... [t:80304214]...</cite> <quote>England posted... </cite><quote>This is how uneducated Americans are. They literally think they have more water for once. I have visited America several times and every time they end up having way less water. What crappy school did you blokes go to?</quote>OFFS! Bloody hells! I can't belive the fucking shit I just read.Listen try this, The UK is 243,610 sq km and the US is 9,833,517 sq km so prey tell me just how the utter fuck the UK is going to have more water than The US. Even if the entire island was flooded by The Atlantic, North Sea, Irish Sea and The English Channel we still wouldn't have more water than The US.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HANGtheDJ_86 01/07/23 4:28:03 PM #27:	There's more to having more water than just having more water, y'know --- Stay snugged <cite>HANGtheDJ_86 posted [p:970688060] in Reasons wh... [t:80304214]...</cite> <quote>There's more to having more water than just having more water, y'know</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
super_felicia 01/07/23 4:30:42 PM #28:	Adverts/commercials are way less annoying and cringe for the most part with some exceptions lol checkmate Americans --- Just your friendly neighbourhood clumsy maid here :) <cite>super_felicia posted [p:970688105] in Reasons wh... [t:80304214]...</cite> <quote>Adverts/commercials are way less annoying and cringe for the most part with some exceptions lol checkmate Americans</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 01/07/23 4:32:33 PM #29:	England posted... 1: We have way more water than American its crazy 2: We literally have the hottest women in the world, look at Lilly Allen for instance 3: Better food. Fish and Chips and also Shepards pie 4: Americans drive on the wrong side of the road lmao 5: We use the metric system, LOL Americans England has more water because no one washes their ass there Country literally infamous for some of the worst food in the world Country literally infamous for some of the ugliest people in the world Bland conservative country not living life on the edge by driving on the opposite side of the road Us American scientists use the Scientifically approved system. --- This is signature Not waste of data at all <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:970688137] in Reasons wh... [t:80304214]...</cite> <quote>England posted... </cite><quote>1: We have way more water than American its crazy2: We literally have the hottest women in the world, look at Lilly Allen for instance3: Better food. Fish and Chips and also Shepards pie4: Americans drive on the wrong side of the road lmao5: We use the metric system, LOL Americans</quote>England has more water because no one washes their ass thereCountry literally infamous for some of the worst food in the worldCountry literally infamous for some of the ugliest people in the worldBland conservative country not living life on the edge by driving on the opposite side of the roadUs American scientists use the Scientifically approved system.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 01/07/23 4:33:17 PM #30:	England posted... 1: We have way more water than American its crazy 2: We literally have the hottest women in the world, look at Lilly Allen for instance 3: Better food. Fish and Chips and also Shepards pie 4: Americans drive on the wrong side of the road lmao 5: We use the metric system, LOL Americans Well.....We beat you in two wars. How bout that. Also, kept you from speaking German too. --- Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:970688151] in Reasons wh... [t:80304214]...</cite> <quote>England posted... </cite><quote>1: We have way more water than American its crazy 2: We literally have the hottest women in the world, look at Lilly Allen for instance 3: Better food. Fish and Chips and also Shepards pie4: Americans drive on the wrong side of the road lmao5: We use the metric system, LOL Americans</quote>Well.....We beat you in two wars. How bout that.Also, kept you from speaking German too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
super_felicia 01/07/23 4:34:10 PM #31:	Dakimakura posted... 1. England has more water because no one washes their ass there 2. Country literally infamous for some of the worst food in the world 3. Country literally infamous for some of the ugliest people in the world 4. Bland conservative country not living life on the edge by driving on the opposite side of the road 5. Us American scientists use the Scientifically approved system. I've never heard of point 2 and 3 before that's just not true --- Just your friendly neighbourhood clumsy maid here :) <cite>super_felicia posted [p:970688163] in Reasons wh... [t:80304214]...</cite> <quote>Dakimakura posted... </cite><quote>1. England has more water because no one washes their ass there2. Country literally infamous for some of the worst food in the world3. Country literally infamous for some of the ugliest people in the world4. Bland conservative country not living life on the edge by driving on the opposite side of the road5. Us American scientists use the Scientifically approved system.</quote>I've never heard of point 2 and 3 before that's just not true</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pauIie 01/07/23 4:51:00 PM #32:	England posted... 3: Better food. Fish and Chips and also Shepards pie hell yeah bruv fuckin beans and tomatoes for breakfast --- http://i.imgur.com/O5APL.jpg http://www.last.fm/user/jaeganja <cite>pauIie posted [p:970688478] in Reasons wh... [t:80304214]...</cite> <quote>England posted... </cite><quote>3: Better food. Fish and Chips and also Shepards pie</quote>hell yeah bruv fuckin beans and tomatoes for breakfast</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
00MPA_L00MPA 01/07/23 4:51:19 PM #33:	Oompa Loompa doom-pa-di-doo. I have a fair assessment for you. Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dah-di. If you are wise, you'll listen to me. I came to England a few years ago. Wonka, he kidnapped us all from our home. Here we can torture many bratty kids, and there's no Vermicious Knids. It's better than Loompaland. Oompa Loompa doom-pa-di-dah. With fun employment, you will go far. You can live in London Town too, Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-di-do! --- Will work for cacao beans <cite>00MPA_L00MPA posted [p:970688484] in Reasons wh... [t:80304214]...</cite> <quote>Oompa Loompa doom-pa-di-doo.I have a fair assessment for you.Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dah-di.If you are wise, you'll listen to me.I came to England a few years ago.Wonka, he kidnapped us all from our home.Here we can torture many bratty kids,and there's no Vermicious Knids.It's better than Loompaland.Oompa Loompa doom-pa-di-dah.With fun employment, you will go far.You can live in London Town too,Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-di-do!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VampireCoyote 01/07/23 4:52:03 PM #34:	I heard that in England they make you eat beans and dried fish for breakfast with raw tomatoes on it --- She/her <cite>VampireCoyote posted [p:970688493] in Reasons wh... [t:80304214]...</cite> <quote>I heard that in England they make you eat beans and dried fish for breakfast with raw tomatoes on it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AmericaTheBrave 01/07/23 4:52:23 PM #35:	I do not like this topic. --- https://imgur.com/h74Kc6W <cite>AmericaTheBrave posted [p:970688501] in Reasons wh... [t:80304214]...</cite> <quote>I do not like this topic.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
__starsnostars 01/07/23 4:52:57 PM #36:	Reasons why America is better than England. 1776 --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDyXIXyAZq0 Please consider adopting a cat from your SPCA or local animal shelter. <cite>__starsnostars posted [p:970688508] in Reasons wh... [t:80304214]...</cite> <quote>Reasons why America is better than England.1776</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoesntMatter 01/07/23 4:54:29 PM #37:	it's the land of Eng --- It don't matter. None of this matters. <cite>DoesntMatter posted [p:970688542] in Reasons wh... [t:80304214]...</cite> <quote>it's the land of Eng</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smiffwilm 01/07/23 4:56:36 PM #38:	For England, TC? --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG <cite>Smiffwilm posted [p:970688575] in Reasons wh... [t:80304214]...</cite> <quote>For England, TC?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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