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Dan_Haren-
01/18/23 7:15:41 PM
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Damn you, Bill Gates!!

Whatever I think of, I immediately start getting ads for it. Like I was driving today and I randomly though, I want a leather aviator jacket, that'd be cool, and an hour later I just opened up Instagram and saw an add for a leather aviator jacket. I never mentioned it to anyone.

Been noticing this trend for a while now.
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Beveren_Rabbit
01/18/23 7:16:38 PM
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sometimes I'll think of a video that I haven't watched in months/years and it will show up on my youtube feed.

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itachi15243
01/18/23 7:17:59 PM
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Did you perhaps type it?

But yeah Google is getting scary good with those ads. A couple of times me and a friend have been talking about shit, not even touching our phones and as soon as we do the next ad has something to do with the conversation

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Irony
01/18/23 7:18:47 PM
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Be careful where you an enema from

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Rain_Dust
01/18/23 7:19:38 PM
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sounds pretty nice that you live in a time where you think it and you get it.

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MJOLNRVII
01/18/23 7:21:10 PM
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itachi15243 posted...
But yeah Google is getting scary good with those ads. A couple of times me and a friend have been talking about shit, not even touching our phones and as soon as we do the next ad has something to do with the conversation
I had this happen with something super specific, though not an ad. I was talking to a family member about a YT channel's stream that was like a 24 hour radio for some niche ass video game music, and then when he was gonna show me a YT video that same day that stream showed up. He doesn't look at video game music or even knew what I was talking about when I brought it up so it threw me off.

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Dan_Haren-
01/18/23 7:21:33 PM
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Well the brands I've been advertised are nice and stuff but they tend to be a bit pricey.

Good ole fashioned j crew and BR factory stores when they have clearance sales still are the best bang for buck clothes.
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MrDrMan
01/18/23 7:27:27 PM
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MJOLNRVII posted...
I had this happen with something super specific, though not an ad. I was talking to a family member about a YT channel's stream that was like a 24 hour radio for some niche ass video game music, and then when he was gonna show me a YT video that same day that stream showed up. He doesn't look at video game music or even knew what I was talking about when I brought it up so it threw me off.

Same. I dont remember exactly what but I remember I was just in my living room talking to my brother about something. Just a few minutes later got an ad on YouTube for exactly what we were talking about.

I dont know how they do it but were definitely being spied on somehow.

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ANort175
01/18/23 7:28:32 PM
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This topic has tiny chip energy

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NoxObscuras
01/18/23 7:28:46 PM
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Dan_Haren- posted...
Whatever I think of, I immediately start getting ads for it
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/0/1/AAQgjdAAEGkt.jpg

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ROBANN_88
01/18/23 7:31:36 PM
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maybe it's not that you think it and then you get an ad.

maybe they already got the ad planned, and then they make you think it

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DirtyComputer
01/18/23 7:37:35 PM
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Baader meinhoff syndrom

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Dan_Haren-
01/18/23 7:49:23 PM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
maybe it's not that you think it and then you get an ad.

maybe they already got the ad planned, and then they make you think it

No I for real had the thought first. I drove by a small regional airport and saw a bunch of planes parked in the sheds and I was thinking to myself, "man I wanna fly a plane, how much are flight lessons? I wonder how long it takes to get comfortable. I bet I could do it. I'd also need an aviator leather jacket, man that's look sick." This was the dialogue in my head.
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