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Error1355
01/25/23 4:31:24 PM
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Market it towards the idiots who think the Xbox using less power is some 'woke' bullshit intended to brainwash children. I'm sure I can rebrand some dumb USB powered hand warmers to do the trick.

Get that grift money off of the morons. :)

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trickMms
01/25/23 4:32:40 PM
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ok

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EmbraceOfDeath
01/25/23 4:34:32 PM
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USB has a pretty low maximum power usage though, might not be wasteful enough.

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Giant_Aspirin
01/25/23 4:34:47 PM
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"throw your money down the drain to own the libs"

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Error1355
01/25/23 4:35:32 PM
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...
USB has a pretty low maximum power usage though, might not be wasteful enough.
You act as if they will do any level of research into the product before buying it to own the libs.

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Were_Wyrm
01/25/23 4:37:07 PM
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Sell the idea to the pillow guy so you can make money up front, just in case it fails.

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Starks
01/25/23 4:38:03 PM
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A USB PD space heater

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KnightofShikari
01/25/23 4:38:42 PM
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make sure to include "freedom" or "patriotic" as the name. idiots will line up to buy it if it comes with some key words

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TwoDoorPC
01/25/23 4:39:06 PM
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even better if you can make them buy something you say hurts the environment but actually helps it

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Zanglerfish
01/25/23 4:39:17 PM
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Boo. Your punchline sucks!

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CommonStar
01/25/23 4:40:28 PM
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Make a crypto miner with a raspberry pi
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Neo
01/25/23 4:53:23 PM
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Already exists. It's a USB powered dog toy that makes the dog hump the laptop when plugged in.

And that's all it does.

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bover_87
01/25/23 5:26:49 PM
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Neo posted...
Already exists. It's a USB powered dog toy that makes the dog hump the laptop when plugged in.

And that's all it does.
why would you do that, dogs will hump the laptop anyway

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meralonne
01/25/23 5:28:08 PM
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KnightofShikari posted...
make sure to include "freedom" or "patriotic" as the name. idiots will line up to buy it if it comes with some key words
Don't forget putting an American flag on it somehow.

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Neo
01/25/23 5:31:42 PM
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bover_87 posted...
why would you do that, dogs will hump the laptop anyway

https://giphy.com/gifs/YRw676NBrmPeM

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AloneIBreak
01/25/23 5:33:26 PM
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Republicans have lowered the bar so much for what constitutes a clever dunk that we get topics like this.

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MabusIncarnate
01/25/23 5:33:31 PM
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Buy a $5 flash drive, market it as a "Green energy interference device" and sell it for $100

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Error1355
01/25/23 6:29:18 PM
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AloneIBreak posted...
Republicans have lowered the bar so much for what constitutes a clever dunk that we get topics like this.
I can't tell if you are trying to insult republicans or me lol.

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Tyranthraxus
01/25/23 6:31:40 PM
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Error1355 posted...
Market it towards the idiots who think the Xbox using less power is some 'woke' bullshit intended to brainwash children. I'm sure I can rebrand some dumb USB powered hand warmers to do the trick.

Get that grift money off of the morons. :)

There is something like that already but it's actually "woke"

You plug it in and it measures how much electricity you're using. It's owned by a company that makes solar farms and they use the data to figure out how much they need to charge utility companies for hooking up their solar farms to the grid.

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agoat
01/25/23 6:34:02 PM
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Just something that waves an American flag when plugged in lmao

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Will_VIIII
01/25/23 6:37:25 PM
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Error1355 posted...
Market it towards the idiots who think the Xbox using less power is some 'woke' bullshit intended to brainwash children. I'm sure I can rebrand some dumb USB powered hand warmers to do the trick.

Get that grift money off of the morons. :)
I'll invest in your product

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YugiNoob
01/25/23 6:40:13 PM
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Im reminded of the fact that Elviss manager sold I hate Elvis pins to profit off of people who wouldnt otherwise buy merchandise lol

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