Bowie Knife: Polar Bear or Moose?

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GeraldDarko 01/25/23 9:22:42 PM #1:	1v1 w/Bowie Knife: Polar Bear or Moose? Polar Bear Moose 1v1 w/Bowie Knife: Polar Bear or Moose? - Results (33 votes) Polar Bear 15.15% (5 votes) 5 Moose 84.85% (28 votes) 28 1v1 w/Bowie Knife: Polar Bear or Moose? --- Carpe petat <cite>GeraldDarko posted [p:971098232] in 1v1 w/Bowi... [t:80324655]...</cite> <quote> 1v1 w/Bowie Knife: Polar Bear or Moose? Polar Bear Moose Vote View Results 1v1 w/Bowie Knife: Polar Bear or Moose? - Results (33 votes) Polar Bear 15.15% (5 votes) 5 Moose 84.85% (28 votes) 28 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80324655', message: '0', key: 'c1bf0321' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } 1v1 w/Bowie Knife: Polar Bear or Moose? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 01/25/23 9:23:19 PM #2:	Fucked either way. --- "I have a cat he's burly n buff but he just likes goin' for walks n stuff" https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:971098246] in 1v1 w/Bowi... [t:80324655]...</cite> <quote>Fucked either way.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TopGoats 01/25/23 9:25:04 PM #3:	Moose probably. They are dumb and easy to manipulate. Polar Bears are almost human level intelligence and just as powerful as a moose. My plan would be to go up a tree and stab the fuck out of the moose's neck when it turns it's back. Wouldn't work on a polar bear. Still very low chance of success. --- End of passion play, crumbling away I'm your source of self-destruction <cite>TopGoats posted [p:971098299] in 1v1 w/Bowi... [t:80324655]...</cite> <quote>Moose probably. They are dumb and easy to manipulate. Polar Bears are almost human level intelligence and just as powerful as a moose. My plan would be to go up a tree and stab the fuck out of the moose's neck when it turns it's back. Wouldn't work on a polar bear. Still very low chance of success.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King_Rial 01/25/23 9:26:39 PM #4:	I guess I'd prefer the moose to kill me? It wouldn't disable me and eat me alive like the Polar Bear. A ram then stomp. Hopefully the first strike kills me. --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> <cite>King_Rial posted [p:971098330] in 1v1 w/Bowi... [t:80324655]...</cite> <quote>I guess I'd prefer the moose to kill me? It wouldn't disable me and eat me alive like the Polar Bear. A ram then stomp. Hopefully the first strike kills me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rodu_jr 01/25/23 9:26:46 PM #5:	CanuckCowboy posted... Fucked either way. <cite>rodu_jr posted [p:971098331] in 1v1 w/Bowi... [t:80324655]...</cite> <quote>CanuckCowboy posted... </cite><quote>Fucked either way.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
modena 01/25/23 9:33:04 PM #6:	Moose because it can't grab me from around the tree I'm circling. --- I'm surrounded <cite>modena posted [p:971098443] in 1v1 w/Bowi... [t:80324655]...</cite> <quote>Moose because it can't grab me from around the tree I'm circling.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 01/25/23 9:35:07 PM #7:	Guess my only hope would be the bear exposing its innards a bit more --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:971098486] in 1v1 w/Bowi... [t:80324655]...</cite> <quote>Guess my only hope would be the bear exposing its innards a bit more</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Azarias 01/25/23 10:52:43 PM #8:	CanuckCowboy posted... Fucked either way. This, a moose will fuck you up for sure -- kill you even -- but a polar bear is an actual predator built for hunting, with claws and sharp teeth and all the instincts for it, it's born to kill. --- People are prone to dying. <cite>Azarias posted [p:971100118] in 1v1 w/Bowi... [t:80324655]...</cite> <quote>CanuckCowboy posted... </cite><quote>Fucked either way.</quote>This, a moose will fuck you up for sure -- kill you even -- but a polar bear is an actual predator built for hunting, with claws and sharp teeth and all the instincts for it, it's born to kill.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trickfinger 01/25/23 11:02:01 PM #10:	Crazy if u pick the bear --- https://i.imgur.com/3AnUKs6.jpg ~ Voted Best Poster On GameFAQs 16 Years Straight ~ <cite>Trickfinger posted [p:971100261] in 1v1 w/Bowi... [t:80324655]...</cite> <quote>Crazy if u pick the bear</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 01/25/23 11:12:25 PM #11:	Mooses are insanely big. Most people don't realize this. --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:971100445] in 1v1 w/Bowi... [t:80324655]...</cite> <quote>Mooses are insanely big. Most people don't realize this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trickfinger 01/25/23 11:25:29 PM #12:	Irony posted... Mooses are insanely big. Most people don't realize this. bigger than a polar ebar..? --- https://i.imgur.com/3AnUKs6.jpg ~ Voted Best Poster On GameFAQs 16 Years Straight ~ <cite>Trickfinger posted [p:971100644] in 1v1 w/Bowi... [t:80324655]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite><quote>Mooses are insanely big. Most people don't realize this.</quote>bigger than a polar ebar..?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 01/25/23 11:28:10 PM #13:	Irony posted... Mooses are insanely big. Most people don't realize this. Polar Bears can stand on their hind legs and their favorite food is meat. --- Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:971100692] in 1v1 w/Bowi... [t:80324655]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite><quote>Mooses are insanely big. Most people don't realize this.</quote>Polar Bears can stand on their hind legs and their favorite food is meat.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeraldDarko 01/26/23 5:18:26 PM #14:	Boomp --- Carpe petat <cite>GeraldDarko posted [p:971115765] in 1v1 w/Bowi... [t:80324655]...</cite> <quote>Boomp</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 01/26/23 5:19:33 PM #15:	Neither of those have thumbs, so trying to use a knife would be awkward. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:971115789] in 1v1 w/Bowi... [t:80324655]...</cite> <quote>Neither of those have thumbs, so trying to use a knife would be awkward.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 01/26/23 5:23:31 PM #16:	If I'm faced against either of those, I'm not about to try and fight it lol. But if for some reason I'm forced to... I'll take my chances with the Moose. Yes they're huge, but at least they're fucking herbivores. --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:971115867] in 1v1 w/Bowi... [t:80324655]...</cite> <quote>If I'm faced against either of those, I'm not about to try and fight it lol. But if for some reason I'm forced to... I'll take my chances with the Moose. Yes they're huge, but at least they're fucking herbivores.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MC_BatCommander 01/26/23 5:23:39 PM #17:	You might have a marginally better chance against the moose I guess --- The Legend is True! <cite>MC_BatCommander posted [p:971115869] in 1v1 w/Bowi... [t:80324655]...</cite> <quote>You might have a marginally better chance against the moose I guess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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