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ApherosyLove 02/04/23 5:28:25 PM #1:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/7/8/AAZuMeAAEJve.jpg I get like 2/3rds of the way down and then have force myself to eat more. Plus its so hard to get the spoon down there because the jar is so tall. --- *I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love.* https://i.imgur.com/erQyTk5.jpg https://i.imgur.com/73ExkyN.jpeg <cite>ApherosyLove posted [p:971326680] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/7/8/AAZuMeAAEJve.jpg I get like 2/3rds of the way down and then have force myself to eat more. Plus its so hard to get the spoon down there because the jar is so tall.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 02/04/23 5:28:55 PM #2:	TC is Joe Don Baker --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:971326687] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>TC is Joe Don Baker</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
COVxy 02/04/23 5:29:24 PM #3:	Why are you spooning alfredo sauce out of the jar? --- =E[(x-E[x])(y-E[y])] <cite>COVxy posted [p:971326694] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>Why are you spooning alfredo sauce out of the jar?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 02/04/23 5:30:37 PM #4:	It's for sex stuff. You need a lot --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:971326717] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>It's for sex stuff. You need a lot</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ApherosyLove 02/04/23 5:38:17 PM #5:	COVxy posted... Why are you spooning alfredo sauce out of the jar? to eat? wtf kind of post is this. What else do you use other than a spoon? --- *I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love.* https://i.imgur.com/erQyTk5.jpg https://i.imgur.com/73ExkyN.jpeg <cite>ApherosyLove posted [p:971326888] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>COVxy posted... </cite><quote>Why are you spooning alfredo sauce out of the jar?</quote>to eat? wtf kind of post is this. What else do you use other than a spoon?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 02/04/23 5:38:37 PM #6:	You could just drink it --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:971326895] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>You could just drink it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarcyWarcy 02/04/23 5:41:49 PM #8:	you should see the size of the alfredo beast that squirts it out. those things are nasty <cite>MarcyWarcy posted [p:971326933] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>you should see the size of the alfredo beast that squirts it out. those things are nasty</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
COVxy 02/04/23 5:46:10 PM #9:	ApherosyLove posted... to eat? wtf kind of post is this. What else do you use other than a spoon? Pour it? Idk, never spooned sauce out of a jar before. But I suppose if you are prepping single portions of pasta and then spooning sauce over it, it could make sense. I usually cook pasta in large quantities. --- =E[(x-E[x])(y-E[y])] <cite>COVxy posted [p:971327015] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>ApherosyLove posted... </cite><quote>to eat? wtf kind of post is this. What else do you use other than a spoon?</quote>Pour it? Idk, never spooned sauce out of a jar before. But I suppose if you are prepping single portions of pasta and then spooning sauce over it, it could make sense. I usually cook pasta in large quantities.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 02/04/23 5:47:50 PM #10:	MarcyWarcy posted... you should see the size of the alfredo beast that squirts it out. those things are nasty One of them trampled my Chihuahua once they're so aggressive when they're out of the water and looking for energy drinks --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:971327044] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>MarcyWarcy posted... </cite><quote>you should see the size of the alfredo beast that squirts it out. those things are nasty</quote>One of them trampled my Chihuahua once they're so aggressive when they're out of the water and looking for energy drinks </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Axiom 02/04/23 5:50:17 PM #11:	TC eating sauce straight out of the jar like Randy Quaid in a crackhouse <cite>Axiom posted [p:971327076] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>TC eating sauce straight out of the jar like Randy Quaid in a crackhouse</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo 02/04/23 5:54:58 PM #12:	You...you just eat it? Out the jar? --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:971327163] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>You...you just eat it? Out the jar?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 02/04/23 5:59:27 PM #13:	Hehe TC I have you tagged perfectly. Anyway, swirl a little water into what is left in the jar, Or just use a spatula, --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:971327234] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>Hehe TC I have you tagged perfectly. Anyway, swirl a little water into what is left in the jar,Or just use a spatula,</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bandit_Keith 02/04/23 6:01:07 PM #14:	Alfredo jars are noticably smaller than tomato sauce jars. By a lot. --- http://i.imgur.com/nq0Fn6a.jpg <cite>Bandit_Keith posted [p:971327255] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>Alfredo jars are noticably smaller than tomato sauce jars. By a lot.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Anony1125 02/04/23 6:38:03 PM #15:	Simple solution: make your own. You can make exactly as much as you want, and it's 3x as good as that jarred slop. --- Feeling really good. Faceless goofus in a sea of alts <cite>Anony1125 posted [p:971327788] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>Simple solution: make your own. You can make exactly as much as you want, and it's 3x as good as that jarred slop. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BB_mofo 02/04/23 7:00:26 PM #16:	You can make alfredo with only grated parmesan and pasta water. The parmesan dissolves in the hot water and the starch that leached out the pasta thickens the sauce. The parmesan has to be grated on a microplane grater so that it is fine enough to dissolve or you will end up with stringy glop. --- "But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?" -Mark Twain <cite>BB_mofo posted [p:971328134] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>You can make alfredo with only grated parmesan and pasta water. The parmesan dissolves in the hot water and the starch that leached out the pasta thickens the sauce. The parmesan has to be grated on a microplane grater so that it is fine enough to dissolve or you will end up with stringy glop.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
COVxy 02/04/23 7:01:44 PM #17:	BB_mofo posted... You can make alfredo with only grated parmesan and pasta water. The parmesan dissolves in the hot water and the starch that leached out the pasta thickens the sauce. The parmesan has to be grated on a microplane grater so that it is fine enough to dissolve or you will end up with stringy glop. Add pepper and that's essentially cacio e pepe. Not really alfredo sauce though. --- =E[(x-E[x])(y-E[y])] <cite>COVxy posted [p:971328155] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>BB_mofo posted... </cite><quote>You can make alfredo with only grated parmesan and pasta water. The parmesan dissolves in the hot water and the starch that leached out the pasta thickens the sauce. The parmesan has to be grated on a microplane grater so that it is fine enough to dissolve or you will end up with stringy glop.</quote>Add pepper and that's essentially cacio e pepe. Not really alfredo sauce though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gremlynn 02/04/23 10:41:51 PM #19:	Scoop half into a glass, dilute with equal parts carbonated water. Second half is hard to scoop out so just put the water straight in the jar and shake it up. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:971332346] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>Scoop half into a glass, dilute with equal parts carbonated water. Second half is hard to scoop out so just put the water straight in the jar and shake it up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 02/04/23 10:49:33 PM #20:	i get the ones that come with a straw --- (they/them) \| http://large.horse/ Show Icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:971332494] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>i get the ones that come with a straw</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
markconig 02/04/23 10:57:05 PM #21:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] That's actually the traditional Italian way to make alfredo sauce, but also with butter. Melt the butter, then add the cheese and pasta along with a little pasta water, adding more pasta water as needed to make it a sauce. The Americanized Alfredo adds in the cream, garlic, and other spices. American version is way better. --- I am a juggler/prop manipulator/fire performer, here's my channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/markconigliaro <cite>markconig posted [p:971332629] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> That's actually the traditional Italian way to make alfredo sauce, but also with butter. Melt the butter, then add the cheese and pasta along with a little pasta water, adding more pasta water as needed to make it a sauce. The Americanized Alfredo adds in the cream, garlic, and other spices.American version is way better.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ApherosyLove 02/05/23 12:22:05 AM #22:	SiO4 posted... Hehe TC I have you tagged perfectly. Anyway, swirl a little water into what is left in the jar, Or just use a spatula, This is kinda gross, won't it dilute the flavour? You don't add water to yogurt. Blue_Inigo posted... You...you just eat it? Out the jar? wdym you don't? TeaMilk posted... i get the ones that come with a straw wtf i've never seen this at the store --- *I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love.* https://i.imgur.com/erQyTk5.jpg https://i.imgur.com/73ExkyN.jpeg <cite>ApherosyLove posted [p:971333898] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>SiO4 posted... </cite><quote>Hehe TC I have you tagged perfectly.Anyway, swirl a little water into what is left in the jar,Or just use a spatula,</quote>This is kinda gross, won't it dilute the flavour? You don't add water to yogurt.Blue_Inigo posted... </cite><quote>You...you just eat it? Out the jar?</quote>wdym you don't?TeaMilk posted... </cite><quote>i get the ones that come with a straw</quote>wtf i've never seen this at the store</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeCh0nk 02/05/23 12:33:14 AM #23:	BB_mofo posted... You can make alfredo with only grated parmesan and pasta water. The parmesan dissolves in the hot water and the starch that leached out the pasta thickens the sauce. The parmesan has to be grated on a microplane grater so that it is fine enough to dissolve or you will end up with stringy glop. You can do it with a regular grater (just use the smaller sized holes). What makes it stringy glop is the temperature of the water. Can't be too hot. --- @('_')@ <cite>LeCh0nk posted [p:971334054] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>BB_mofo posted... </cite><quote>You can make alfredo with only grated parmesan and pasta water. The parmesan dissolves in the hot water and the starch that leached out the pasta thickens the sauce. The parmesan has to be grated on a microplane grater so that it is fine enough to dissolve or you will end up with stringy glop.</quote>You can do it with a regular grater (just use the smaller sized holes). What makes it stringy glop is the temperature of the water. Can't be too hot. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nirvanas_Nox 02/05/23 12:40:02 AM #24:	Wait your just eating it out of the jar? No pasta or anything? Dude that is kinda gross. That's a normal sized jar btw. That one jar can feed a whole family. Maybe you need to portion it out in smaller containers. Or you know put that shit on pasta with some chicken --- Make sure not to bleed over the discs.- Xiciassa NOT IN MY CANTINA! - Bartender <cite>Nirvanas_Nox posted [p:971334165] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>Wait your just eating it out of the jar? No pasta or anything? Dude that is kinda gross. That's a normal sized jar btw. That one jar can feed a whole family. Maybe you need to portion it out in smaller containers. Or you know put that shit on pasta with some chicken</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 02/05/23 2:20:10 AM #25:	ApherosyLove posted... wtf i've never seen this at the store huh maybe its an american thing? we used to get these all the time when i was a kid https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/9/9/AARX-HAAEJ0f.jpg --- (they/them) \| http://large.horse/ Show Icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:971335554] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>ApherosyLove posted... </cite><quote>wtf i've never seen this at the store</quote>huh maybe its an american thing? we used to get these all the time when i was a kidhttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/9/9/AARX-HAAEJ0f.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VampireCoyote 02/05/23 2:23:36 AM #26:	wtf I hate this topic so much --- She/her <cite>VampireCoyote posted [p:971335583] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>wtf I hate this topic so much</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 02/05/23 2:29:25 AM #27:	TeaMilk posted... huh maybe its an american thing? we used to get these all the time when i was a kid https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/9/9/AARX-HAAEJ0f.jpg https://i.imgur.com/wQzPfjU.gif --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:971335636] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>TeaMilk posted... </cite><quote>huh maybe its an american thing? we used to get these all the time when i was a kidhttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/9/9/AARX-HAAEJ0f.jpg</quote>https://i.imgur.com/wQzPfjU.gif</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ApherosyLove 02/05/23 3:12:00 AM #29:	TeaMilk posted... huh maybe its an american thing? we used to get these all the time when i was a kid https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/9/9/AARX-HAAEJ0f.jpg OHHHH I'm not looking in the juice aisle jfc --- *I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love.* https://i.imgur.com/erQyTk5.jpg https://i.imgur.com/73ExkyN.jpeg <cite>ApherosyLove posted [p:971335949] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>TeaMilk posted... </cite><quote>huh maybe its an american thing? we used to get these all the time when i was a kidhttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/9/9/AARX-HAAEJ0f.jpg</quote>OHHHH I'm not looking in the juice aisle jfc</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sabin017 02/05/23 3:14:28 AM #30:	Blue_Inigo posted... You...you just eat it? Out the jar? It's a southern thing, eating condiments with a spoon, other examples are mayo and chili without beans. --- https://imgur.com/tsNBPt2 <cite>sabin017 posted [p:971335963] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>Blue_Inigo posted... </cite><quote>You...you just eat it? Out the jar?</quote>It's a southern thing, eating condiments with a spoon, other examples are mayo and chili without beans.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ApherosyLove 02/05/23 3:15:22 AM #31:	sabin017 posted... other examples are mayo and chili without beans that's fucking disgusting --- *I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love.* https://i.imgur.com/erQyTk5.jpg https://i.imgur.com/73ExkyN.jpeg <cite>ApherosyLove posted [p:971335973] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>sabin017 posted... </cite><quote>other examples are mayo and chili without beans</quote>that's fucking disgusting</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GreenMario 02/05/23 3:29:21 AM #32:	chili is a condiment now huh --- Mario and his best friend Green Mario were introduced in Super Mario Bros for the NES in 1982. <cite>GreenMario posted [p:971336087] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>chili is a condiment now huh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Thunder 02/05/23 9:21:03 AM #33:	Certified CE topic. --- Resident Synthwave enjoyer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SYUwGoheac <cite>Blue_Thunder posted [p:971338533] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>Certified CE topic.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gwynevere 02/05/23 9:26:30 AM #34:	This is one of the topics of all time --- A hunter is a hunter...even in a dream [She/they] <cite>Gwynevere posted [p:971338594] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>This is one of the topics of all time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AirFresh 02/05/23 9:27:38 AM #35:	TeaMilk posted... huh maybe its an american thing? we used to get these all the time when i was a kid https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/9/9/AARX-HAAEJ0f.jpg wtf where is this in my juice aisle --- Don't Stress, Become #Fresh <cite>AirFresh posted [p:971338612] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>TeaMilk posted... </cite><quote>huh maybe its an american thing? we used to get these all the time when i was a kidhttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/9/9/AARX-HAAEJ0f.jpg</quote>wtf where is this in my juice aisle </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 02/05/23 9:30:15 AM #36:	Mix the rest in with a bucket of white paint to get more out of it. Your living room can smell like an Italian bistro. --- Every day I wander in negative disposition, as I'm bombarded by superlatives, realizing very well that I am not alone. <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:971338637] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>Mix the rest in with a bucket of white paint to get more out of it. Your living room can smell like an Italian bistro.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chrono625 02/05/23 9:46:26 AM #37:	Real Alfredo is cheap and easy to make, jar/American Alfredo is an abomination. --- http://i.imgur.com/Rqk1DYV.gif - Super Bowl XXI/XXV/XLII/XLVI Champions - NY Giants Eli Manning SB tracker: 2/2 Superbowls 2/2 SBMVP's <cite>chrono625 posted [p:971338842] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>Real Alfredo is cheap and easy to make, jar/American Alfredo is an abomination.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FatAnimeBooty 02/05/23 10:07:27 AM #38:	Just use one of those shake straws <cite>FatAnimeBooty posted [p:971339163] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>Just use one of those shake straws</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
crazygamer21 02/05/23 10:13:18 AM #39:	bro why --- https://rateyourmusic.com/~peekingpanda <cite>crazygamer21 posted [p:971339256] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>bro why</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 02/05/23 10:48:47 AM #40:	ApherosyLove posted... This is kinda gross, won't it dilute the flavour? You don't add water to yogurt. Just a little. Just enough to swirl it out. Not enough to really dilute it. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:971339796] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>ApherosyLove posted...</cite><quote>This is kinda gross, won't it dilute the flavour? You don't add water to yogurt.</quote>Just a little. Just enough to swirl it out. Not enough to really dilute it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 02/05/23 11:07:51 AM #41:	To drink --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:971340070] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>To drink</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
averagejoel 02/05/23 11:22:45 AM #42:	finally a quality topic on this board --- http://error1355.com/ce/averagejoel.html <cite>averagejoel posted [p:971340306] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>finally a quality topic on this board</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 02/05/23 11:37:35 AM #43:	chrono625 posted... Real Alfredo is cheap and easy to make, jar/American Alfredo is an abomination. I've made it before. I eat well, so I can eat whatever I want whenever. But holy shit, it's stunning how unhealthy Alfredo Sauce is. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:971340552] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>chrono625 posted...</cite><quote>Real Alfredo is cheap and easy to make, jar/American Alfredo is an abomination.</quote>I've made it before. I eat well, so I can eat whatever I want whenever. But holy shit, it's stunning how unhealthy Alfredo Sauce is.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo 02/05/23 11:57:48 AM #44:	TeaMilk posted... huh maybe its an american thing? we used to get these all the time when i was a kid https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/9/9/AARX-HAAEJ0f.jpg I am disgusted and upset --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:971340865] in Why do the... [t:80335864]...</cite> <quote>TeaMilk posted... </cite><quote>huh maybe its an american thing? we used to get these all the time when i was a kidhttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/9/9/AARX-HAAEJ0f.jpg</quote>I am disgusted and upset </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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