Current Events > I knew Fox News was garbage, but this video is just abhorrent

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Fat guests shame fat people and I thought they were being ironic or sarcastic at firstbut no. They legit are just horrible, horrible people. This is seriously probably the most offensive video Ive ever seen from Fox News.

That hostholy shit. Easily the most unprofessional dude Ive seen on TV. Im kinda speechless.

https://youtu.be/QzY_u7fcFAE

Even the first joke. Says some ride needs a waste of 40 inches or under, and then he says or as the hosts of the view would say, petite.

just wow

It is weird to me that a ride in an American amusement park is restricted to 40 inch waists.

pegusus123456 posted...

It is weird to me that a ride in an American amusement park is restricted to 40 inch waists.

Not really, lots of rides are mainly meant for kids/children.

What the absolute screaming fuck is this? This has got to be some scathing self-aware comedy right?

I've seen Rogan praise this show for beating the other late night shows in the ratings

No way he watched a single episode of this horribly unfunny shit

Kakapo posted...

What the absolute screaming fuck is this? This has got to be some scathing self-aware comedy right?

Thats what I was hoping at least lmao. Like, I knew Fox News was bad and have seen plenty of Hannity and Carlson clips to know they have no limit.

but this is just on an another entirely new level of shitty human beings. Dear god.

TheoryzC posted...

I've seen Rogan praise this show for beating the other late night shows in the ratings

No way he watched a single episode of this horribly unfunny shit

Who gives a flying fuck about joe rogan still these days? Lmao

I cant believe Funkasaurus is NWA Champion. Thats a belt prime Ric Flair went to wars over and this dancing clown is sitting there on Fox holding it.

ShadowMan033 posted...

I cant believe Funkasaurus is NWA Champion. Thats a belt prime Ric Flair went to wars over and this dancing clown is sitting there on Fox holding it.

That wrestler dude made this all feel
even more like a parody lololol

This is the only show anyone will turn on in our cafeteria at work. I've been more entertained by that show that's just a rainbow color pattern with the constant tone.

Hypocrisy and being a dick are basically tenets of far right conservatism.

ShadowMan033 posted...

I cant believe Funkasaurus is NWA Champion. Thats a belt prime Ric Flair went to wars over and this dancing clown is sitting there on Fox holding it.

Billy Corgan is killing the NWA worse than Vince McMahon ever did.

lose some weight fatties

I am curious though, TC, what makes this particular video so abhorrent? Tucker Carlson says more loathsome shit on the daily.

pegusus123456 posted...

I am curious though, TC, what makes this particular video so abhorrent? Tucker Carlson says more loathsome shit on the daily.

did you actually watch the whole video? The host literally makes dirty sexual jokes about his dick

MFBKBass5 posted...

did you actually watch the whole video?

No, I don't hate myself.

MFBKBass5 posted...

The host literally makes dirty sexual jokes about his dick

...okay? Is this like the first Fox News clip you've been exposed to?

pegusus123456 posted...

No, I don't hate myself.

...okay? Is this like the first Fox News clip you've been exposed to?

-says you dont understand

-didnt even watch video

yeah no shit you dont understand dude lmao

You could just say what particular line you find so terrible. Unless he's talking about raping someone, the dude making dick jokes is far from the worst thing you're going to see on Fox News.

I mean, I watched far enough to see the joke about squatting over a mirror, but surely that's not the one that got you all riled up.

pegusus123456 posted...

You could just say what particular line you find so terrible. Unless he's talking about raping someone, the dude making dick jokes is far from the worst thing you're going to see on Fox News.

I mean, I watched far enough to see the joke about squatting over a mirror, but surely that's not the one that got you all riled up.

Watch the whole thing before you continuously complain dawg

MFBKBass5 posted...

Watch the whole thing

I'm not watching seven and a half minutes of Fox News to find the one dick joke that you find worse than Tucker Carlson's entire personality.

pegusus123456 posted...

I'm not watching seven and a half minutes of Fox News to find the one dick joke that you find worse than Tucker Carlson's entire personality.

ok then just continue to not get it dawg. We all know youre not doing shit with your day anyways lmao

You could also just timestamp it.

Kinda weird that you want people to watch this entire video of bad Fox News humor.

pegusus123456 posted...

You could also just timestamp it.

Kinda weird that you want people to watch this entire video of bad Fox News humor.

have you never been on CE? This whole board is nothing but people posting random shit dude.

with the amount of time and effort youve spent just ITT complaining you could have actually watched the video dawg

It's not about the time, I just don't want to watch Fox News lol. This circular conversation has been more entertaining.

pegusus123456 posted...

It's not about the time, I just don't want to watch Fox News lol. This circular conversation has been more entertaining.

I think you should watch it

I did a quick skim and found one more primetime CBS sitcom dick joke about girth.

Is...is this the one that's worse than Tucker Carlson portraying gay people as child molesters?

TheoryzC posted...

I've seen Rogan praise this show for beating the other late night shows in the ratings

No way he watched a single episode of this horribly unfunny shit

Its like aliens watched a panel show and tried to recreate one using horrible American stereotypes

pegusus123456 posted...

I did a quick skim and found one more primetime CBS sitcom dick joke about girth.

Is...is this the one that's worse than Tucker Carlson portraying gay people as child molesters?

youll find out when you watch it dawg

I don't even think there is a problem with the restriction. It just is what it is.

That said, that was the weirdest bit of television ever. Like a bunch of aliens or AI driven robots having a conversation that they think conservatives would be having. They don't even feel like they are speaking to each other sometimes. The main guy seems like the kind of guy that tries to give his secretary a shoulder massage at work though.

He should be more empathetic to husky gamers; he uses the Donkey Kong font for his show title.

MFBKBass5 posted...

youll find out when you watch it dawg

I skimmed it one more time just for you for every time the main guy talks. Yeah, it's just two dumb dick jokes and you're grossly exaggerating how abhorrent it is.

I always knew fox news viewers were dumb but this is just next level stuff.

How stupid are they to think that's news?

KlownArt posted...

I don't even think there is a problem with the restriction. It just is what it is.

That said, that was the weirdest bit of television ever. Like a bunch of aliens or AI driven robots having a conversation that they think conservatives would be having. They don't even feel like they are speaking to each other sometimes. The main guy seems like the kind of guy that tries to give his secretary a shoulder massage at work though.

I laughed so hard at the super cheesy low budget inserts like A FATPHOBE WOULD SAY with the shouting and stuff lmao.

its so bad it has to be a parody. Right?

pegusus123456 posted...

I skimmed it one more time just for you for every time the main guy talks. Yeah, it's just two dumb dick jokes and you're grossly exaggerating how abhorrent it is.

Sounds like you either didnt watch it or are a Fox News watcher, more than likely.