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WarfireX
02/07/23 2:40:38 PM
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But CE wants to throw tomatoes at my boy Leo for dating an adult in the prime of her life.

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DipDipDiver
02/07/23 2:50:21 PM
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You didn't really think this one through huh
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voldothegr8
02/07/23 2:53:47 PM
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Keanu's gf is 49, she just looks old because of the silver hair.

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MedeaLysistrata
02/07/23 2:54:39 PM
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don't waste tomatoes

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Hayame_Zero
02/07/23 2:57:48 PM
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Keanu is 9 years older than her.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/4/8/AABfkMAAEKRY.jpg

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WarfireX
02/07/23 2:58:33 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
Keanu's gf is 49, she just looks old because of the silver hair.
How does that make it any better?

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WarfireX
02/07/23 2:59:41 PM
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Hayame_Zero posted...
Keanu is 9 years older than her.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/4/8/AABfkMAAEKRY.jpg
How is that possible? She looks older than everyone.

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mybbqrules
02/07/23 3:00:05 PM
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Hayame_Zero posted...
Keanu is 9 years older than her.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/4/8/AABfkMAAEKRY.jpg
Don't underestimate the silver haired ladies.

My dad says they're some of the best lays he's ever had.

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Cuticrusader09
02/07/23 3:04:29 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
Keanu's gf is 49, she just looks old because of the silver hair.

Not only that, the thin eyebrows (which can be a thyroid issue or nutrient deficiencies) plus the wrinkling at her neck.
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WarfireX
02/07/23 3:08:42 PM
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So basically Keanu is getting all these props for dating an old ass grandma.

But she ain't even old. She's just sickly.

Ah well, good for her I guess. People just need to stop swinging at Leo IMO. Dude is doing nothing wrong.

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Irony
02/07/23 3:09:31 PM
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This topic is dumb

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WarfireX
02/07/23 3:10:17 PM
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Want to get blocked? Keep it up, wise guy.

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TheSavageDragon
02/07/23 3:11:32 PM
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WarfireX posted...
Want to get blocked? Keep it up, wise guy.

OH NO! Not the dreaded block! Whatever will he do without all that premium content?
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SoIidLegacy
02/07/23 3:14:56 PM
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I sense CE is kind of conflicted on who to call pedo between the two of them.

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Suolevram
02/07/23 3:16:20 PM
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Just when I thought CE couldn't do it, it does it again

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Tappor
02/07/23 3:17:37 PM
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When is TC's suspended topic

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MaxEffingBemis
02/07/23 3:18:22 PM
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Shitty topic from a shitty poster

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Lokison
02/07/23 3:19:23 PM
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SoIidLegacy posted...
I sense CE is kind of conflicted on who to call pedo between the two of them.
...what?

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SoIidLegacy
02/07/23 3:21:33 PM
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Lokison posted...
...what?

Whenever two people are dating and there's more than like two years in age difference between them, CE usually instantly calls the older one a pedophile, no matter the age of the people involved.

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Jagr_68
02/07/23 3:22:30 PM
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MaxEffingBemis posted...
Shitty topic from a shitty poster

Tappor posted...
When is TC's suspended topic


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WarfireX
02/07/23 3:25:14 PM
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Why is CE being so hostile towards me?

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R1masher
02/07/23 3:26:41 PM
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49? Aint no way

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A_Good_Boy
02/07/23 3:27:00 PM
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So men can't date women older than them either or else they're still perverts? Man, who can men date?

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SoIidLegacy
02/07/23 3:30:04 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
So men can't date women older than them either or else they're still perverts? Man, who can men date?

Any adult they want. As long as it's mutually consensual, no one should care what CE or Twitter thinks about it.

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DipDipDiver
02/07/23 4:00:16 PM
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SoIidLegacy posted...
Whenever two people are dating and there's more than like two years in age difference between them, CE usually instantly calls the older one a pedophile, no matter the age of the people involved.
This is not a thing that happens
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viewmaster_pi
02/07/23 4:01:37 PM
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that's an underage 49 year old

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Lokison
02/07/23 4:50:18 PM
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DipDipDiver posted...
This is not a thing that happens
Legit. There's a reason we don't see TC much.

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WellKnownNomad
02/07/23 5:23:52 PM
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WarfireX posted...
Want to get blocked? Keep it up, wise guy.
https://youtu.be/UnyBJJI2eqs

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mustachedmystic
02/07/23 5:29:31 PM
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Irony posted...
This topic is dumb


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Master_Bass
02/07/23 5:30:50 PM
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Irony posted...
This topic is dumb


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Aressar
02/07/23 5:42:47 PM
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DipDipDiver posted...
This is not a thing that happens

Are you new here?

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well-excuse-me
02/07/23 5:45:57 PM
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Keanu looks really old there...eesh
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