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Heartomaton
02/07/23 10:04:39 PM
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Daddy issues?







Guess which one is the joke option.

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boxoto
02/07/23 10:05:28 PM
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gotta go with Bob as best dad.

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02/07/23 10:06:13 PM
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the champion:

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mustachedmystic
02/07/23 10:06:44 PM
#5:


Heartomaton posted...
Guess which one is the joke option.
Randy Marsh

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Heartomaton
02/07/23 10:10:42 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
Randy Marsh

Nah it's Jerry.

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MARKINGRAM22
02/07/23 10:11:11 PM
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Bob or Hank
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NOM
02/07/23 10:12:13 PM
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Hank Hill and it ain't even close I tell ya hwhat

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02/07/23 10:12:57 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
the champion:

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This poster gets it!

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Norman_Smiley
02/07/23 10:20:32 PM
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Bob is #1 with Hank at #2.

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LincolnDuncan
02/07/23 10:22:15 PM
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Bob is more able to show that he cares but Hank Hill is providing the most secure life for his family.

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Rharyx211
02/07/23 10:22:22 PM
#12:


Of the ones I know...
Bob > Homer > Stan > Jerry > Peter

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The_Korey
02/07/23 10:23:44 PM
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Bob has 3 kids, all of which are weirder and more extra than Bobby, but the man is tolerant and accepting as fuck. Meanwhile, "That boy ain't right" is literally Hank's katchphrase.

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LincolnDuncan
02/07/23 10:25:34 PM
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Bobby is literally just 90s Gene

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cjsdowg
02/07/23 10:28:23 PM
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I honestly don't know if a Bob is a god father or not. But he does love his kids.

Hank he forces Bobby to be like him way too much. The time I hate the most is when he forced him to stop hanging around with the Christian skater people. He was growing in his faith and had friends. And Hank didn't like so he wanted him to stop.

Jerry is a meh. One version of him did leave his family to die.

The rest are just monsters .

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McMarbles
02/07/23 10:32:07 PM
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Yep, Bob Burgers is the best TV dad. He actually encourages his kids to follow their own paths and not try to mold them into who he wants them to be.

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Lost_All_Senses
02/07/23 10:35:41 PM
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Lol @ Hank being close.

Bob gets it hands down. I think you guys are confusing who you like more. Tbf, if you base it on how likely they are to raise successful kids and that's what you base it on, it probably would be Hank. But he's far to judgemental and unwilling to see his kids point of view to be better than Bob. Bob's basically the dad you fantasize your dad being when your actual dad sucks.

I don't really know Jerry. But other than that, he's the only dad there who will do stuff for his kids regularly when he has no want to do them or even has to face a fear or embarrassment just to make them happy.

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Payzmaykr
02/07/23 10:37:23 PM
#19:


Probably Hank Hill, but I havent seen all of those shows. Homer is instantly out because he beat the shit out of Bart and strangled him.
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HA4e
02/07/23 10:39:49 PM
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I think this should be it imo

Bob > Hank > Homer > Stan > Jerry > Randy > Peter

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Master_Kazuya
02/07/23 10:45:25 PM
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How the fuck does Homer have any votes? He regularly abuses Bart and it's normalized in the family.

I also don't know why people are shitting on Jerry. He's average, which is better than Randy, Peter, or Homer

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NoxObscuras
02/07/23 10:53:02 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Lol @ Hank being close.

Bob gets it hands down. I think you guys are confusing who you like more. Tbf, if you base it on how likely they are to raise successful kids and that's what you base it on, it probably would be Hank. But he's far to judgemental and unwilling to see his kids point of view to be better than Bob. Bob's basically the dad you fantasize your dad being when your actual dad sucks.

I don't really know Jerry. But other than that, he's the only dad there who will do stuff for his kids regularly when he has no want to do them or even has to face a fear or embarrassment just to make them happy.
This. I was surprised to see Hank "that boy ain't right" Hill having so many votes lol

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Octans
02/07/23 11:00:07 PM
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How is Jerry the joke option when Peter Griffin is barely a human being

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The_Popo
02/07/23 11:04:19 PM
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People sleeping in Randy. No other father has walked his son through an ah-tah crisis like he did.

https://youtu.be/y3qx-QwPuIQ

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party_animal07
02/07/23 11:05:23 PM
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I like Hank and understand why he is the way he is, but he's a bit overbearing when it comes to letting Bobby become his own person.

Tbf, though, Bobby's kind of a fuck up.

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Heartomaton
02/07/23 11:05:45 PM
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Octans posted...
How is Jerry the joke option when Peter Griffin is barely a human being

'Cause he's a joke in his own family.

(I didn't actually include any joke options, I just wanted to say he was a joke in his own family when someone questioned his being the "joke" option, lol.)

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BettyWhite
02/07/23 11:11:41 PM
#28:


Bob>Hank>Jerry as the ones that can be considered good.

Randy in the middle as a bad dad who isn't abusive but a pretty shit dad.

Homer>Stan>Peter as the ones that should probably be in prison for child abuse.


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Trumble
02/07/23 11:14:53 PM
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Bob, and only Hank even comes close. Though Jerry is nowhere near as bad as the rest of the remaining ones.

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A_Good_Boy
02/07/23 11:22:06 PM
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Jerry should rank somewhere at the bottom next to Peter for the simple fact that his kids barely even recognize him as their dad. His kids are constantly shitting on him, they don't respect nor like him, he doesn't provide or contribute anything to the household, and he even had to resort to begging his 16 year old daughter for money. At least with Peter his kids can at least stand to be around him.

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__starsnostars
02/07/23 11:23:45 PM
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Need to add Beef Tobin and Jack Harris to the mix.

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Trumble
02/07/23 11:27:33 PM
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__starsnostars posted...
Need to add Beef Tobin and Jack Harris to the mix.
Beef would beat the rest for sure, even Bob (though it'd be close). I dont recall who Jack Harris is... Lemme google that real quick.

Edit: No useful results. Someone wanna point me in the right direction?

Edit: Ah right, Duncanville. How did I forget that? Yeah, he's up there with Bob and Beef for sure, though I don't think he'd win.

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Heartomaton
02/07/23 11:30:19 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
Jerry should rank somewhere at the bottom next to Peter for the simple fact that his kids barely even recognize him as their dad. His kids are constantly shitting on him, they don't respect nor like him, he doesn't provide or contribute anything to the household, and he even had to resort to begging his 16 year old daughter for money. At least with Peter his kids can at least stand to be around him.

Can't forget that time his cowardice almost got Morty and Summer killed when he told his alien girlfriend that they had to break up because his kids didn't approve instead of the truth.

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BettyWhite
02/07/23 11:30:49 PM
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What about another quality Robert in Bob Oblong?

Dude was such a hard-working, compassionate papa.

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Heartomaton
02/07/23 11:32:20 PM
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BettyWhite posted...
What about another quality Robert in Bob Oblong?

Dude was such a hard-working, compassionate papa.

I didn't want to include anyone from a canceled show. Only reason Hank got in is because KotH is coming back.

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Lost_All_Senses
02/07/23 11:34:33 PM
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Bob is remotely competent. He's not the head of his class but he's competent enough to be a loving dad.

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The_Wheelman1
02/07/23 11:57:22 PM
#38:


Peter abuses the shit out of Meg so definitely not him.

Bob is the best one of the bunch.

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_____Cait
02/08/23 12:13:12 AM
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Def Bob. He accepts his kids whatever they do, but also know when to correct them.

Hank can be good, but he is very judgmental and cannot accept new ideas easily.

The others are all terrible, have tried to kill their kids, or other people. Peter and American Dad dad are the worst, with Randy very close behind.

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_____Cait
02/08/23 12:21:14 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
I honestly don't know if a Bob is a god father or not. But he does love his kids.

Hank he forces Bobby to be like him way too much. The time I hate the most is when he forced him to stop hanging around with the Christian skater people. He was growing in his faith and had friends. And Hank didn't like so he wanted him to stop.

Jerry is a meh. One version of him did leave his family to die.

The rest are just monsters .

Hank wanted him to quit that group because it was treating their beliefs like a fad, and Hank showed Bobby how often he got into fads, then quickly outgrew it. He didnt want Bobby to outgrow their religion because he was more into the trendy stuff than the religion itself.

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cjsdowg
02/08/23 12:34:46 AM
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_____Cait posted...


Hank wanted him to quit that group because it was treating their beliefs like a fad, and Hank showed Bobby how often he got into fads, then quickly outgrew it. He didnt want Bobby to outgrow their religion because he was more into the trendy stuff than the religion itself.

That should not have been his choice. Faith is a personal , if that is what he felt in his heart that is what he should have went. Controlling someone's religion is a massive over reach.

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_____Cait
02/08/23 3:51:39 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
That should not have been his choice. Faith is a personal , if that is what he felt in his heart that is what he should have went. Controlling someone's religion is a massive over reach.

Just sayin, that was exactly Hanks reasoning, he even states it. They already goto a church every week anyway, and Bobby never seems to complain about it. Which leads one to think, yeah, he was really just there for the bells and whistles.

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DarthWendy
02/08/23 5:31:11 AM
#43:


Probably Bob Belcher. All the others (never watched King of the Hill) have done things to their kids at various moments in time that would instantly put them in jail.

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toadfan64
02/08/23 6:42:15 AM
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Hank or Bob easily. Hank has a few minor problems, but I think he's the best overall when it comes to being a dad.

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