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SocialistGamer
02/09/23 2:18:37 PM
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https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1243553872326557697?s=20&t=zg_L6spkfnafzHKEYXhdFQ

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viewmaster_pi
02/09/23 2:19:49 PM
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I got a tattoo last year (but not a Harry Potter tattoo. That would be ridiculous.)
lol

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Damn_Underscore
02/09/23 2:20:59 PM
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where is da tattoo

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refmon
02/09/23 2:21:40 PM
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Have me moved on from Harry Potter legacy owners to Yoshi players then?

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PiOverlord
02/09/23 2:23:13 PM
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but Yoshi did nothing wrong :'(

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viewmaster_pi
02/09/23 2:23:16 PM
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refmon posted...
Have me moved on from Harry Potter legacy owners to Yoshi players then?
pretty much. if people don't drop yoshi after seeing she likes him... well... you know how the rest goes

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Solution_45
02/09/23 2:23:18 PM
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"If you main Yoshi, do you support transphobia?"
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Questionmarktarius
02/09/23 2:23:48 PM
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Yoshi is transsexual, tho.
Nobody tell JK.

...or maybe do that, just to watch what happens.
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Damn_Underscore
02/09/23 2:25:06 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Yoshi is transsexual, tho.
Nobody tell JK.

...or maybe do that, just to watch what happens.

Thats Birdo

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MagnusDJL
02/09/23 2:25:40 PM
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First transphobia and now tax evasion? How low can JK Rowling go?
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Questionmarktarius
02/09/23 2:25:47 PM
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Yoshi:
  1. consistently referred to as "he"
  2. lays eggs


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The_Korey
02/09/23 2:30:30 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Yoshi:
1. consistently referred to as "he"
2. lays eggs

Wouldn't that make him asexual, seeing as they do that from a very young age without the assistance of another sex?

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angeleyes94
02/09/23 2:33:12 PM
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The_Korey posted...


Wouldn't that make him asexual, seeing as they do that from a very young age without the assistance of another sex?


I'm betting good money Wario has a lot to do with the impregnation process.

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Questionmarktarius
02/09/23 2:34:14 PM
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I'd go so far as to suggest Yoshi and Birdo are the same species.
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Tyranthraxus
02/09/23 2:34:48 PM
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The_Korey posted...
Wouldn't that make him asexual, seeing as they do that from a very young age without the assistance of another sex?

Asexual reproduction isn't the same thing as sexual reproduction without a partner.

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viewmaster_pi
02/09/23 2:35:21 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
I'd go so far as to suggest Yoshi and Birdo are the same species.
yeah, they seem related and are often paired together. i like birdo, but the giant diamond ring is goofy

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WaterLink
02/09/23 2:35:41 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Yoshi:
1. consistently referred to as "he"
2. lays eggs

He lays eggs by eating though. Kinda reminds me of the Chimera Ants from Hunter x Hunter.

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Questionmarktarius
02/09/23 2:36:12 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Asexual reproduction isn't the same thing as sexual reproduction without a partner.
Species that reproduce via parthenogenesis are considered entirely female.

WaterLink posted...
He lays eggs by eating though. Kinda reminds me of the Chimera Ants from Hunter x Hunter.
Eggs need a lot of protein to make.
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Reave314
02/09/23 2:45:21 PM
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I figure that all Yoshis can lay eggs, but only female Yoshis can lay ones with babies in them.

Male Yoshis just get the eggs that make good projectiles for throwing at monkeys.
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Tyranthraxus
02/09/23 2:47:52 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Species that reproduce via parthenogenesis are considered entirely female.

That's only one type of partnerless sexual reproduction. There's also hermaphrodites that can fertilize themselves, mostly plants but some worms & snails can do it too

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Questionmarktarius
02/09/23 2:49:17 PM
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Reave314 posted...
Male Yoshis just get the eggs that make good projectiles for throwing at monkeys.
I dunno, using your own unborn babies as ammunition is both horrifying and completely badass.
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YellowSUV
02/09/23 2:50:34 PM
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Boycott Mario Kart

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Tyranthraxus
02/09/23 2:53:26 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
I dunno, using your own unborn babies as ammunition is both horrifying and completely badass.

In nethack cockatrice eggs are super petrifying I don't think anything resists them unless it's already made of stone so you can polymorph yourself into a cockatrice and then run while you lay eggs and then throw the eggs to OHKO everything in the game but then it causes guilt / moral problems for using your unborn babies as ammunition.

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creativerealms
02/09/23 2:53:39 PM
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Wow her posts were very different in 2020.

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creativerealms
02/09/23 4:56:19 PM
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You guys realize that if J.K Rowling stopped making being anti-trans the focal point of her personality that most if not all the hate she gets will slowly go away. People will forget. She doesn't want them to forget.

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Tyranthraxus
02/09/23 4:58:17 PM
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creativerealms posted...
You guys realize that if J.K Rowling stopped making being anti-trans the focal point of her personality that most if not all the hate she gets will slowly go away. People will forget. She doesn't want them to forget.

It's more than that. It's actually important to her. It's a core defining belief she has.

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HylianFox
02/09/23 4:59:51 PM
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So am I supposed to hate Yoshi now?

If anything this helps redeem her.
Once Birdo is added it'd be hilarious if JK mained her even though she's trans.


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Dragon239
02/09/23 5:00:03 PM
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not even smash bros wtf

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Srk700
02/09/23 5:00:45 PM
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PiOverlord posted...
but Yoshi did nothing wrong :'(

Tax evasion
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Dakimakura
02/09/23 5:01:42 PM
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Okay now I am boycotting Hogwarts Legacy.

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HylianFox
02/09/23 5:14:57 PM
#33:


If anything Yoshis are hermaphrodites

They seem to have both male and female characteristics
At the very least, as noted they're all referred to as "he" despite also being able to lay eggs/reproduce
They also have those hi-pitched voices

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