Poll of the Day > Would you rather eat a million bugs or have a million bugs est you?

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MrMelodramatic
02/13/23 3:29:28 PM
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*eat

You have maybe a month to eat the million bugs. No smaller than a ladybug. They can be dead and cooked if youd prefer.

The bugs will eat you alive.

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MeatiestMeatus
02/13/23 3:54:31 PM
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I've already eaten grasshoppers but eating a million in a month sounds impossible

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OHJOY90
02/13/23 4:19:45 PM
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How about milled into a flour?

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DirtBasedSoap
02/13/23 4:22:59 PM
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I dont think i could realistically eat 33k bugs every day for a month.

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Zareth
02/13/23 4:27:27 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
I dont think i could realistically eat 33k bugs every day for a month.
This.
Even if you mash them into a paste that's still like, well over 10 pounds of paste a day.

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BigOlePappy
02/13/23 5:22:50 PM
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You would have to like vaporize or mill the bugs.

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MeatiestMeatus
02/13/23 5:34:18 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
I dont think i could realistically eat 33k bugs every day for a month.

Zareth posted...
This.
Even if you mash them into a paste that's still like, well over 10 pounds of paste a day.

Math isn't my strongsuit but by my calculations even if you spread it over a year it'd be like 2700 bugs a day

Even ladybugs would be hard to manage at that amount


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MrMelodramatic
02/13/23 6:20:22 PM
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Nah you could definitely do it

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KJ_StErOiDs
02/13/23 10:27:15 PM
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Eat a million bugs, of course.

33k ladybugs (or similar sized insect) per day is about 1.5 lbs/day. Wouldn't be my finest month but it could be done.

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Judgmenl
02/13/23 10:51:54 PM
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million gummy worms

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Yellow
02/14/23 12:12:14 AM
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A fruit fly weighs 100 g, and 1,000,000 of them weigh 0.22 lb

I prefer eating a small snack over being eaten alive
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MeatiestMeatus
02/14/23 5:34:07 AM
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Yellow posted...
A fruit fly weighs 100 g, and 1,000,000 of them weigh 0.22 lb

I prefer eating a small snack over being eaten alive

MrMelodramatic posted...
You have maybe a month to eat the million bugs. No smaller than a ladybug.



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Yellow
02/14/23 6:19:37 AM
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A ladybug is .02 grams, 1,000,000 is 44 lb, spread out over 30 days it's 1.5 lb a day

Free food for a month.

Also if you can dehydrate them they're basically just protein powder.
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MeatiestMeatus
02/14/23 8:45:53 AM
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Yellow posted...
Also if you can dehydrate them they're basically just protein powder.
I like this idea but a pound and a half of protein powder is a lot when you consider there's typically like 30 or 40 grams in one protein shake.

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Yellow
02/14/23 11:38:06 AM
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Well that's before you dehydrate, but Google doesn't tell me how light a dehydrated bug is so that's where the math ends
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MrMelodramatic
02/14/23 11:40:25 AM
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Okay let me revise the question.

would you rather get one million dollars by eating a million bugs or pay one million dollars to have a million bugs eat you

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Yellow
02/14/23 11:47:14 AM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
would you rather get one million dollars by eating a million bugs or pay one million dollars to have a million bugs eat you
Wow this deal just keeps getting better

Now I get money and free food.
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Nade_Duck
02/14/23 12:02:02 PM
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either way i'm dead, at least one way my last act won't be an act of vore on my part.

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