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MICHALECOLE
02/16/23 6:28:36 PM
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TheOtherMike
02/16/23 6:32:37 PM
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Mmmm, ocean boogers.

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Heartomaton
02/16/23 6:33:57 PM
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MICHALECOLE
02/16/23 6:34:30 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/3/AAcI8BAAEMLf.jpg
Great, now I have to order six more
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ThisIsAKnoife
02/16/23 6:37:03 PM
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fuck yeah

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MICHALECOLE
02/16/23 6:42:45 PM
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I usually use just straight horseradish, but I dont mind the cocktail. I literally put a tiny line on each one because I dont like to overpower the flavor
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MICHALECOLE
02/16/23 6:46:37 PM
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I recently started buying and shucking them at my house.. but it makes me feel sad to murder and immediately eat them..

so I make somebody else murder then before I eat them

its also kinda super hard to shuck them sometimes
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MICHALECOLE
02/16/23 6:48:57 PM
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round two
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VampireCoyote
02/16/23 6:49:03 PM
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yum I want to eat them

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Paragon21XX
02/16/23 6:52:33 PM
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Someone once told me oysters were an aphrodisiac. Who are you planning to bang?

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yunalenne10
02/16/23 6:55:40 PM
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Real life RNG hates me. I swear I get 33.34% chance of getting a bad oyster when I shuck them myself.

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MICHALECOLE
02/16/23 6:56:35 PM
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Paragon21XX posted...
Someone once told me oysters were an aphrodisiac. Who are you planning to bang?
Nobody my girlfriend is out of town

so Im just eating them because they taste good

yunalenne10 posted...
Real life RNG hates me. I swear I get 33.34% chance of getting a bad oyster when I shuck them myself.
There are ways to tell if theyre good or not. Thats terrible odds
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yunalenne10
02/16/23 6:59:09 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
There are ways to tell if theyre good or not. Thats terrible odds

Any tips? It happens at buffets. I just quit altogether since 2019.

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MICHALECOLE
02/16/23 6:59:37 PM
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yunalenne10 posted...
Any tips? It happens at buffets. I just quit altogether since 2019.
You have to shuck your own oysters at buffets?!
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MICHALECOLE
02/16/23 6:59:54 PM
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Baked lobster artichoke dip
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Robot2600
02/16/23 7:01:20 PM
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i was a professional oyster shucker for a week in 2008

but i don't condone killing so I won't give you the tips on how to do it easily.

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yunalenne10
02/16/23 7:01:37 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
You have to shuck your own oysters at buffets?!

I've probably been traumatized enough to forget now...

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MICHALECOLE
02/16/23 7:02:35 PM
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yunalenne10 posted...
I've probably been traumatized enough to forget now...
I dont think you were shucking them at a buffet, because its honestly kinda dangerous and that sounds like a major liability
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Robot2600
02/16/23 10:41:45 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
I dont think you were shucking them at a buffet, because its honestly kinda dangerous and that sounds like a major liability

no that's definitely a thing

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MICHALECOLE
02/16/23 10:43:42 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
no that's definitely a thing
At a buffet they give you a live oyster and a sharp ass knife and tell you to shuck it yourself without training

Im not calling you a liar

but thats not real
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