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YugiNoob
02/23/23 11:46:01 PM
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https://twitter.com/DailyLoud/status/1616864453584117760?s=20

I like how she literally says she's drunk lol. Like, yeah, that's why you're getting arrested you moron...

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Complete_Idi0t
02/23/23 11:46:48 PM
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Did it work?
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Jagr_68
02/23/23 11:48:49 PM
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Clearly not a Super Trooper

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__starsnostars
02/23/23 11:49:16 PM
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What... Is she wearing...

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YugiNoob
02/23/23 11:50:41 PM
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Also there was this chick who offered to take it all off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvEwxIYwUts

These two clips were back to back on the latest MxR Plays video lol

Oh damn that's a good line from the cop to the drunk Hooters chick. "You put yourself in this situation. We're just a consequence of your decisions tonight".


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BlueTigerLion
02/23/23 11:57:27 PM
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YugiNoob posted...
Also there was this chick who offered to take it all off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvEwxIYwUts

These two clips were back to back on the latest MxR Plays video lol

A Josh Freeman jersey how old is that video lmao.

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Gremlynn
02/24/23 12:02:16 AM
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__starsnostars posted...
What... Is she wearing...

Looks like either an impractical slutty "swimsuit" or BDSM club attire, with a shoplifted tank top over it.

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YugiNoob
02/24/23 12:02:40 AM
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Oh yeah, Freeman is from 2013. The video on YouTube is 2 weeks old though, and the footage is from October 30, 2022

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/24/23 12:04:46 AM
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Was it what's her name? Because I know she still holds strong feelings towards me and not you and would never do that.

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YugiNoob
02/24/23 12:05:50 AM
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Feelings of disgust

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/5/3/AAPV5JAAEKnV.jpg


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MabusIncarnate
02/24/23 12:07:44 AM
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Not trying to be a dick, but do a lot of dudes like those giant fake eyelashes? I see them a lot and I rarely think they look normal.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/24/23 12:11:55 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Not trying to be a dick, but do a lot of dudes like those giant fake eyelashes? I see them a lot and I rarely think they look normal.

I agree. Women need to look like normal human beings.

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YugiNoob
02/24/23 12:13:25 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/4/8/AAPV5JAAENpA.jpg

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VampireCoyote
02/24/23 12:13:47 AM
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a lot of cops take women up on offers like that all the time

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cjsdowg
02/24/23 12:20:03 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Not trying to be a dick, but do a lot of dudes like those giant fake eyelashes? I see them a lot and I rarely think they look normal.

It ae so many things women do that am like ... do any guy really like that. Example to add to this long as nail. Looking like Lady Death Strike, and duck face.

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FL81
02/24/23 12:20:22 AM
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underrated post

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Lonestar2000
02/24/23 1:51:46 AM
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YugiNoob posted...
Also there was this chick who offered to take it all off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvEwxIYwUts

These two clips were back to back on the latest MxR Plays video lol

Oh damn that's a good line from the cop to the drunk Hooters chick. "You put yourself in this situation. We're just a consequence of your decisions tonight".
It sucks MxR stopped doing mod videos.

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SSJGrimReaper
02/24/23 2:19:41 AM
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does this work with gamefaqs moderators

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Moeperry
02/26/23 10:29:08 PM
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LOL they called her a lady


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HairyQueen
02/26/23 10:34:22 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Not trying to be a dick, but do a lot of dudes like those giant fake eyelashes? I see them a lot and I rarely think they look normal.
Women dont necessarily wear makeup to please or attract men. They also do it because they, themselves, like it. And some women like how they look with fake lashes.

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AbstraktProfSC2
02/26/23 10:38:58 PM
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probably woulda worked on me tbh

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R1masher
02/26/23 10:47:22 PM
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What a mess

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Damn_Underscore
02/26/23 10:50:09 PM
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BlueTigerLion posted...
A Josh Freeman jersey how old is that video lmao.

2 weeks ago

That probably got donated by someone

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Noumas
02/27/23 4:42:10 AM
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Lol the guy is like tempted but also horrified. Like that scene from Futurama
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I4NRulez
02/27/23 4:45:21 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Not trying to be a dick, but do a lot of dudes like those giant fake eyelashes? I see them a lot and I rarely think they look normal.

Women dont do makeup for men they do it for themselves.

Ive dated a few MUA and the people they work on never said they did it for their men.

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Zergrush80
02/27/23 4:49:48 AM
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YugiNoob posted...
Feelings of disgust

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/5/3/AAPV5JAAEKnV.jpg
I feel like someone should start an MxR board and just talk about Jeannie, Kai and Susu.......

oh and maybe Henry if there's time....

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YugiNoob
02/27/23 4:57:17 AM
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Henry needs constant talk too. After all, he was responsible for making Jeannie look genuinely worried...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/0/AAPV5JAAEORg.jpg

"Home movie" being in reference to a sex tape lol

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TomClark
02/27/23 5:28:24 AM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
does this work with gamefaqs moderators

Only one way to find out.

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Noumas
02/27/23 8:44:50 AM
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Also is that why there have been so many porn scenarios like that recently like the one where the security guard coerces a shop lifter to sex him up or the police officer pulls over a woman and has really unappealing forced sex with her?
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powpow999
02/27/23 9:03:07 AM
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You just know bro started to brick
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Bandit_Keith
02/27/23 2:22:45 PM
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She's drunk!

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LeoRavus
02/27/23 2:34:01 PM
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This may have worked before dash and body cams. These days the first thing a cop tells you is the stop's being recorded

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Bosstoise
02/27/23 2:43:52 PM
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YugiNoob posted...
Henry needs constant talk too. After all, he was responsible for making Jeannie look genuinely worried...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/0/AAPV5JAAEORg.jpg

"Home movie" being in reference to a sex tape lol
Good ol' Henry.

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Lordgold666
02/27/23 3:13:25 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
Clearly not a Super Trooper
Lol that movie was filmed in my hometown

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Lil_Bit83
02/27/23 6:17:49 PM
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YugiNoob posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/4/8/AAPV5JAAENpA.jpg


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