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Greenfox111
03/05/23 6:59:48 PM
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These are from my girlfriends college website for general interview questions

"How many blades of grass are there on the field of Saluki Stadium?"

"If you were a cucumber in a salad about to be eaten, what would you do?"

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Far-Queue
03/05/23 7:08:11 PM
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  1. 42
  2. Offer to please a different orifice, instead

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GameLord113
03/05/23 7:14:26 PM
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1. More than one million
2. Hope the person doesnt like cucumbers
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Judgmenl
03/05/23 7:15:43 PM
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If these questions were asked in a serious interview session, I would end the interview.

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Jen0125
03/05/23 7:16:42 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
Offer to please a different orifice, instead

Lmfao
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josh
03/05/23 7:31:39 PM
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Greenfox111 posted...
"How many blades of grass are there on the field of Saluki Stadium?"

"Why do we have this requirement? How accurate/urgently do you need an answer?"

"If you were a cucumber in a salad about to be eaten, what would you do?"

"I simply regret I spent my short life working as a salary man."

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GameLord113
03/05/23 8:09:28 PM
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Judgmenl posted...
If these questions were asked in a serious interview session, I would end the interview.
The questions do seem silly but there is a point behind them. The first is asking you something that would be impossible to answer. The second is asking you how you would react under a stressful situation. The answers people give can be a good test of ones personality and creativity under stress.
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VampireCoyote
03/05/23 8:11:18 PM
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Millions.

Roll away.

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Judgmenl
03/05/23 8:37:52 PM
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GameLord113 posted...
The questions do seem silly but there is a point behind them. The first is asking you something that would be impossible to answer. The second is asking you how you would react under a stressful situation. The answers people give can be a good test of ones personality and creativity under stress.
I have given interviews before, I know that these are psychological questions, however if I was being asked these types of questions in my fiend instead of legitimately useful questions (soft questions are valuable but not this kind of soft question) I would be pissed that the interviewer was wasting my time trying to screw with me.
These questions might be valuable in fields with very few hard skills, but this kind of interviewing in my field is very corporate and doesn't resonate with the company culture I want to be apart of.

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Lokarin
03/05/23 9:30:16 PM
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Greenfox111 posted...
"How many blades of grass are there on the field of Saluki Stadium?"

"If you were a cucumber in a salad about to be eaten, what would you do?"


0, it's astroturf

Nothing due to lack of cognition.

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SKARDAVNELNATE
03/05/23 11:32:54 PM
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  1. Zero. It's a stadium. It has turf, not grass.
  2. Be glad I'm that anymore.


Lokarin posted...
0, it's astroturf
Looked it up, it's FieldTurf Classic HD to be precise.

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