Poll of the Day > Have you ever been attacked by an Animal?

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I got kicked in the shin by my horse. It was my fault, though. She had her head underneath the deck and the stallion had been bothering her all day. I walked up behind her and patted her on the rump and she kicked backwards and caught me right on the shin bone. Fortunately she's only a mini so it didn't break anything, but it still knocked me down and I couldn't stand up for almost half an hour. It left a really nasty bruise that took weeks to clear up.

But it was my own fault. You should never walk up behind a horse without making some noise so they know you're there. (And standing directly behind a horse is generally a bad idea.)

She had such a look of concern on her face when she realized she kicked me instead of the stallion.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/4/9/AAQwHjAAERDx.jpg

i was on a church camping trip when i was 14 and someone brought alcohol. don't remember much, but apparently i got kidnapped by a bear and my pastor had to save me. woke up with a pretty sore anus, but was pretty relieved to be okay. my pastor asked me not to tell anyone so people wouldn't stop coming on those trips. was honestly a pretty good time otherwise.

Why was your anus sore? The bear have sexy funtimes with you?

captpackrat posted...

I got kicked in the shin by my horse. It was my fault, though. She had her head underneath the deck and the stallion had been bothering her all day. I walked up behind her and patted her on the rump and she kicked backwards and caught me right on the shin bone. Fortunately she's only a mini so it didn't break anything, but it still knocked me down and I couldn't stand up for almost half an hour. It left a really nasty bruise that took weeks to clear up.

But it was my own fault. You should never walk up behind a horse without making some noise so they know you're there. (And standing directly behind a horse is generally a bad idea.)

She had such a look of concern on her face when she realized she kicked me instead of the stallion.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/4/9/AAQwHjAAERDx.jpg

Beautiful horse.

about two years ago I had a close call with a doberman pinscher. some idiot neighbor doesn't put it on a leash.

left my apartment for work around 2:30 (am), and saw it after I had already walked a few feet from my door. it growled at me, and probably would have charged if I had moved.

not even an allowed dog breed at my complex, but they don't give a shit

Muscles posted...

Me too, went to drink a pop I had that was sitting outside. A damn bee was in it, it was not happy that I tried to drink it.

Exact same.

Oh on that note I have been attacked by Wasps many a time. They seem to hate everything.

Stupid wasps started building a nest inside my mailbox. Got stung when I went to get the mail.

I emptied an entire can of bug spray into the mailbox.

It was really cool and gross when the larvae started falling out of the nest.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i5ZcCHCxhc4

Bug/Insect