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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy
03/22/23 4:25:51 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/4/7/AAABltAAETf_.jpg

This was my last solid food for like 28 hours back at 10:30am. At 5pm I'm gonna start up the Colyte and have a literal shitty night, lol.

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Will_VIIII
03/22/23 4:26:28 PM
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I hope you have a bidet

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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy
03/22/23 4:29:52 PM
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Will_VIIII posted...
I hope you have a bidet

Nah, but I can do the shower a few times.

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Will_VIIII
03/22/23 4:31:27 PM
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Uh, eww

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Full_Pokedex
03/22/23 4:31:54 PM
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You'd need to strap me down and knock me unconscious before you'd be able to put anything up my butt.
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EndOfDiscOne
03/22/23 4:37:27 PM
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Full_Pokedex posted...
You'd need to strap me down and knock me unconscious before you'd be able to put anything up my butt.
I'm normally the same way, but I wish I could get one. You're unconscious for it.

Apparently you can't get one until you're 45 unless they have a reason to think you're at risk of having something wrong with your butt.

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Will_VIIII
03/22/23 4:38:29 PM
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EndOfDiscOne posted...
I'm normally the same way, but I wish I could get one. You're unconscious for it.

Apparently you can't get one until you're 45 unless they have a reason to think you're at risk of having something wrong with your butt.
I had one in my late 20s and the prep for it fucking sucks

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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy
03/22/23 4:42:45 PM
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My brother has colon cancer, thus why I get checked every 5 years at least. In 38 right now, had my first at 33.

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MedeaLysistrata
03/22/23 4:45:12 PM
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i can't make that appointment because the results might actually be stress inducing for some

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Ivany2008
03/22/23 4:46:16 PM
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Word of advice - Colon Cleanse tonight. I haven't had the displeasure of having a coloscopy but I have had my prostate checked when I was like... 25 I want to say. Not a fun experience. Not painful, but its pressure. If anything the Covid nose test is far worse than a prostate check.
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SweetNut_Farm
03/22/23 4:48:31 PM
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Use a straw when drinking the nasty stuff. That way it misses the taste buds on your tongue. Drink it cold.

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AloneIBreak
03/22/23 4:50:55 PM
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Is this one of those things where you have to induce diarrhea to empty your intestines? I had to do that once for something kidney stone related and it was miserable.

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GeraldDarko
03/22/23 4:51:54 PM
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Here's a hack, just insert and let it all just flow out

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/7/AAeowgAAETgT.jpg

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Ivany2008
03/22/23 4:53:16 PM
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AloneIBreak posted...
Is this one of those things where you have to induce diarrhea to empty your intestines? I had to do that once for something kidney stone related and it was miserable.

No, this is the one where they stick a camera up your poop shoot to see if you have any cuts, tears, bruises, or leisons to determine if you have any long term issues or problems that need to be addressed.
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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy
03/22/23 4:55:03 PM
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AloneIBreak posted...
Is this one of those things where you have to induce diarrhea to empty your intestines? I had to do that once for something kidney stone related and it was miserable.

Yuppers, gotta empty the insidey parts.

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Ivany2008
03/22/23 5:04:51 PM
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Little side note, if anyone ever needs to drink a potassium mixture while in hospital, get the Apple Juice. You can barely taste the potassium. Whereas with Orange Juice, that's all you taste and its awful, I mean really bad.
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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy
03/22/23 7:13:11 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/7/AAABltAAETh3.jpg

Supper time

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DrizztLink
03/22/23 7:14:21 PM
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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/7/AAABltAAETh3.jpg

Supper time
GOD DAMN IT THAT IS EXACTLY WRONG

You want Clenpiq, not that goddamn gallon of mucous.

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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy
03/22/23 7:15:07 PM
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Eh, this is what I did last time. It went alright. I didn't hate the taste either.

Edit - Also I'm Canadian and it might not be here?

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Oderus_Urungus
03/22/23 7:23:37 PM
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Night of a 1000 Waterfalls
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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy
03/22/23 9:22:00 PM
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I'm over half way through it and no bowel movements yet. Hrmm

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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy
03/22/23 9:23:40 PM
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It was an excellent sandwich.

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DrizztLink
03/22/23 9:34:57 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

not for much fuckin' longer

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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy
03/22/23 9:37:17 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
not for much fuckin' longer

Yeah, it's starting now. More cramping than crapping but it is starting.

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Zikten
03/22/23 9:37:41 PM
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I've never done it and I'm scared because I probably will have to within the next 5 years maybe. It does not sound fun
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C_Pain
03/22/23 9:38:44 PM
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I've had several colonoscopies already due to having IBD. The worst parts are the bloating from all the prep and just being hungry. Clear broths help with that. I also like icees to chew on something.

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DrizztLink
03/22/23 9:53:47 PM
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It's like filling a firehose with marbles and letting her rip.

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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy
03/22/23 10:05:47 PM
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There we go, it's starting.

Cramped up so damn much, ooof.

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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy
03/22/23 10:20:39 PM
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The whole, "Piss out my ass" from South Park is very apt right now.

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brestugo
03/22/23 10:23:59 PM
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Hang in there TC.

Had a co-worker who had to do it every 6 months.

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kuwab0
03/22/23 10:50:29 PM
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Time to make some soup

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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy
03/23/23 11:40:22 AM
#37:


2 hours away from having something put up my butt!!!

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DarthDemented
03/23/23 11:51:08 AM
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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy posted...
2 hours away from having something put up my butt!!!
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/7/AAAxZJAAETrZ.jpg

Anyway enjoy the intense farts afterward!

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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy
03/23/23 1:05:55 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/1/6/AAABltAAETsA.jpg

Here we go!!

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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy
03/23/23 1:08:42 PM
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Don't have one right now, lol

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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy
03/23/23 2:02:32 PM
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I am up next. Time for a nice snooze.

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andel
03/23/23 2:24:57 PM
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good luck jakas!

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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy
03/23/23 3:31:11 PM
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And I am back in the land of the living. They wheel you in and within like 2 minutes you are out completely.

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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy
03/23/23 3:44:58 PM
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Oh I'm fine. Doctor told me everything looked good. One tiny little pollop they removed but otherwise I have a good looking colon.

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DarthDemented
03/23/23 3:59:03 PM
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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy posted...
Oh I'm fine. Doctor told me everything looked good. One tiny little pollop they removed but otherwise I have a good looking colon.
Rip some serious ass to get that gas out of you?

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Ivany2008
03/23/23 4:06:20 PM
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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy posted...
And I am back in the land of the living. They wheel you in and within like 2 minutes you are out completely.

welcome to the wonderful world of modern science. When I had my cancer surgery, they wheeled me in, all I remember is waking up 3 hours later.
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