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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy 03/22/23 4:25:51 PM #1: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/4/7/AAABltAAETf_.jpg This was my last solid food for like 28 hours back at 10:30am. At 5pm I'm gonna start up the Colyte and have a literal shitty night, lol. --- https://i.imgur.com/GWG5c3r.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Will_VIIII 03/22/23 4:26:28 PM #2: |
I hope you have a bidet --- Advice from a dryer: Open the door to amazement. Don't shrink from your true calling. Accept life's wrinkles. Avoid overload. Reach into mystery! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy 03/22/23 4:29:52 PM #3: |
Will_VIIII posted... I hope you have a bidet Nah, but I can do the shower a few times. --- https://i.imgur.com/GWG5c3r.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Will_VIIII 03/22/23 4:31:27 PM #4: |
Uh, eww --- Advice from a dryer: Open the door to amazement. Don't shrink from your true calling. Accept life's wrinkles. Avoid overload. Reach into mystery! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Full_Pokedex 03/22/23 4:31:54 PM #5: |
You'd need to strap me down and knock me unconscious before you'd be able to put anything up my butt. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EndOfDiscOne 03/22/23 4:37:27 PM #6: |
Full_Pokedex posted... You'd need to strap me down and knock me unconscious before you'd be able to put anything up my butt.I'm normally the same way, but I wish I could get one. You're unconscious for it. Apparently you can't get one until you're 45 unless they have a reason to think you're at risk of having something wrong with your butt. --- I am the Cheese! I am the best character on the show! I am better than both the salami and the bologna COMBINED! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Will_VIIII 03/22/23 4:38:29 PM #7: |
EndOfDiscOne posted... I'm normally the same way, but I wish I could get one. You're unconscious for it.I had one in my late 20s and the prep for it fucking sucks --- Advice from a dryer: Open the door to amazement. Don't shrink from your true calling. Accept life's wrinkles. Avoid overload. Reach into mystery! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy 03/22/23 4:42:45 PM #8: |
My brother has colon cancer, thus why I get checked every 5 years at least. In 38 right now, had my first at 33. --- https://i.imgur.com/GWG5c3r.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MedeaLysistrata 03/22/23 4:45:12 PM #10: |
i can't make that appointment because the results might actually be stress inducing for some --- Please join the 100 Presidents community board and contribute to the project! Check back for updates! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ivany2008 03/22/23 4:46:16 PM #11: |
Word of advice - Colon Cleanse tonight. I haven't had the displeasure of having a coloscopy but I have had my prostate checked when I was like... 25 I want to say. Not a fun experience. Not painful, but its pressure. If anything the Covid nose test is far worse than a prostate check. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SweetNut_Farm 03/22/23 4:48:31 PM #12: |
Use a straw when drinking the nasty stuff. That way it misses the taste buds on your tongue. Drink it cold. --- "I travel not to go anywhere, but to go.". FC: SW2901 6515 7606 DA:627659809021 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AloneIBreak 03/22/23 4:50:55 PM #13: |
Is this one of those things where you have to induce diarrhea to empty your intestines? I had to do that once for something kidney stone related and it was miserable. --- "The civilized man, where he cannot admire, will aim rather at understanding than at reprobating." - Bertrand Russell ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GeraldDarko 03/22/23 4:51:54 PM #14: |
Here's a hack, just insert and let it all just flow out https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/7/AAeowgAAETgT.jpg --- Carpe petat ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ivany2008 03/22/23 4:53:16 PM #15: |
AloneIBreak posted... Is this one of those things where you have to induce diarrhea to empty your intestines? I had to do that once for something kidney stone related and it was miserable. No, this is the one where they stick a camera up your poop shoot to see if you have any cuts, tears, bruises, or leisons to determine if you have any long term issues or problems that need to be addressed. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy 03/22/23 4:55:03 PM #16: |
AloneIBreak posted... Is this one of those things where you have to induce diarrhea to empty your intestines? I had to do that once for something kidney stone related and it was miserable. Yuppers, gotta empty the insidey parts. --- https://i.imgur.com/GWG5c3r.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ivany2008 03/22/23 5:04:51 PM #18: |
Little side note, if anyone ever needs to drink a potassium mixture while in hospital, get the Apple Juice. You can barely taste the potassium. Whereas with Orange Juice, that's all you taste and its awful, I mean really bad. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy 03/22/23 7:13:11 PM #19: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/7/AAABltAAETh3.jpg Supper time --- https://i.imgur.com/GWG5c3r.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 03/22/23 7:14:21 PM #20: |
Jeff_AKA_Snoopy posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/7/AAABltAAETh3.jpgGOD DAMN IT THAT IS EXACTLY WRONG You want Clenpiq, not that goddamn gallon of mucous. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy 03/22/23 7:15:07 PM #21: |
Eh, this is what I did last time. It went alright. I didn't hate the taste either. Edit - Also I'm Canadian and it might not be here? --- https://i.imgur.com/GWG5c3r.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Oderus_Urungus 03/22/23 7:23:37 PM #22: |
Night of a 1000 Waterfalls ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy 03/22/23 9:22:00 PM #23: |
I'm over half way through it and no bowel movements yet. Hrmm --- https://i.imgur.com/GWG5c3r.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy 03/22/23 9:23:40 PM #25: |
It was an excellent sandwich. --- https://i.imgur.com/GWG5c3r.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 03/22/23 9:34:57 PM #26: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] not for much fuckin' longer --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy 03/22/23 9:37:17 PM #27: |
DrizztLink posted... not for much fuckin' longer Yeah, it's starting now. More cramping than crapping but it is starting. --- https://i.imgur.com/GWG5c3r.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 03/22/23 9:37:41 PM #28: |
I've never done it and I'm scared because I probably will have to within the next 5 years maybe. It does not sound fun ... Copied to Clipboard!
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C_Pain 03/22/23 9:38:44 PM #29: |
I've had several colonoscopies already due to having IBD. The worst parts are the bloating from all the prep and just being hungry. Clear broths help with that. I also like icees to chew on something. --- How quaint. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 03/22/23 9:53:47 PM #31: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] It's like filling a firehose with marbles and letting her rip. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy 03/22/23 10:05:47 PM #32: |
There we go, it's starting. Cramped up so damn much, ooof. --- https://i.imgur.com/GWG5c3r.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy 03/22/23 10:20:39 PM #33: |
The whole, "Piss out my ass" from South Park is very apt right now. --- https://i.imgur.com/GWG5c3r.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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brestugo 03/22/23 10:23:59 PM #34: |
Hang in there TC. Had a co-worker who had to do it every 6 months. --- Putin delenda est ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kuwab0 03/22/23 10:50:29 PM #36: |
Time to make some soup --- http://i.imgur.com/QfpP05s.png http://i.imgur.com/vdnZ1o6.png http://i.imgur.com/zTgf822.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy 03/23/23 11:40:22 AM #37: |
2 hours away from having something put up my butt!!! --- https://i.imgur.com/GWG5c3r.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthDemented 03/23/23 11:51:08 AM #38: |
Jeff_AKA_Snoopy posted... 2 hours away from having something put up my butt!!!https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/7/AAAxZJAAETrZ.jpg Anyway enjoy the intense farts afterward! --- Paula Wood. My love, my life. 1980-2021 https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy 03/23/23 1:05:55 PM #39: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/1/6/AAABltAAETsA.jpg Here we go!! --- https://i.imgur.com/GWG5c3r.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy 03/23/23 1:08:42 PM #41: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Don't have one right now, lol --- https://i.imgur.com/GWG5c3r.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy 03/23/23 2:02:32 PM #43: |
I am up next. Time for a nice snooze. --- https://i.imgur.com/GWG5c3r.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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andel 03/23/23 2:24:57 PM #45: |
good luck jakas! --- I am thinking about just walking into the river now that Megaupload is gone and condoms are in porn.-Fubonis ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy 03/23/23 3:31:11 PM #46: |
And I am back in the land of the living. They wheel you in and within like 2 minutes you are out completely. --- https://i.imgur.com/GWG5c3r.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy 03/23/23 3:44:58 PM #48: |
Oh I'm fine. Doctor told me everything looked good. One tiny little pollop they removed but otherwise I have a good looking colon. --- https://i.imgur.com/GWG5c3r.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthDemented 03/23/23 3:59:03 PM #49: |
Jeff_AKA_Snoopy posted... Oh I'm fine. Doctor told me everything looked good. One tiny little pollop they removed but otherwise I have a good looking colon.Rip some serious ass to get that gas out of you? --- Paula Wood. My love, my life. 1980-2021 https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ivany2008 03/23/23 4:06:20 PM #50: |
Jeff_AKA_Snoopy posted... And I am back in the land of the living. They wheel you in and within like 2 minutes you are out completely. welcome to the wonderful world of modern science. When I had my cancer surgery, they wheeled me in, all I remember is waking up 3 hours later. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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