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Blue_Inigo
03/24/23 2:16:56 PM
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Dante from the Devil May Cry series

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KFHEWUI
03/24/23 2:17:57 PM
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Wario

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ellis123
03/24/23 2:18:33 PM
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Turnip Boy.

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Supersex420
03/24/23 2:20:21 PM
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Dr. Mario

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EndOfDiscOne
03/24/23 2:28:46 PM
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Literally anyone who discovers valuable items

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itachi15243
03/24/23 2:35:03 PM
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Pretty much everyone in final fantasy 7 I assume.

I know there is an illegal income box on tax forms, but I doubt terrorists would bother and most people don't even know Sephiroth is alive, let alone the fact that he's not human.

Also, why wouldn't Dante pay taxes? Some sort of weird religious exemption?

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ellis123
03/24/23 2:36:40 PM
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itachi15243 posted...
Pretty much everyone in final fantasy 7 I assume.

I know there is an illegal income box on tax forms, but I doubt terrorists would bother and most people don't even know Sephiroth is alive, let alone the fact that he's not human.

Also, why wouldn't Dante pay taxes? Some sort of weird religious exemption?
The only MC in VII with a taxable income is Tifa. And society there is basically "what if the Libertarians won" so there probably aren't any taxes anyways.

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ZevLoveDOOM
03/24/23 2:38:29 PM
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Klonoa
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ApherosyLove
03/24/23 2:44:09 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Dante from the Devil May Cry series
He literally runs a business.

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cjsdowg
03/24/23 2:46:55 PM
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For FF 7

Tifa and Barret seem to both get legit income from the bar. And Barrett use to be an average family man. So I see them paying taxes on that.

Cloud is a merc, which is a legal job in some cases. But he is working for terrorist so I don't think so anymore. He would have paid before the accident, when he was just a grunt.

Aerith just sells flowers, so it doesn't seem like she would make the money needed to file

Red XIII is a wolf lion so he doesn't have to.

Yuffie is a criminal so she wouldn't.

Cait Sith- Is really some rich asshole. So I am guessing he doesn't pay that much in taxes but does file.

Cid-He worked for the government as an engineer so he would file.

Vincent-He is dead ?


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Blue_Inigo
03/24/23 2:47:20 PM
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ApherosyLove posted...
He literally runs a business.
His shop is beat up to shit. Doesn't even have running water in DMC5. Dude definitely doesn't pay taxes

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ZevLoveDOOM
03/24/23 5:34:37 PM
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Crash Bandicoot
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BurmesePenguin
03/24/23 5:35:49 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Dante from the Devil May Cry series
I don't think you understand his character at all.

Dante would absolutely pay his taxes.

Vergil would scoff Britishly at the idea.
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McMarbles
03/24/23 5:38:15 PM
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Yoshi.

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CyricZ
03/24/23 5:39:28 PM
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McMarbles posted...
Yoshi.
Was WAITING for this one. Jeepers.

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Irony
03/24/23 5:39:51 PM
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I'm 100% sure Dante pays taxes. In 5 they literally cut his power off which means he didn't pay his electric bill

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Blue_Inigo
03/24/23 5:39:59 PM
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BurmesePenguin posted...
I don't think you understand his character at all.

Dante would absolutely pay his taxes.

Vergil would scoff Britishly at the idea.
Dude doesn't pay his bills

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BurmesePenguin
03/24/23 5:43:11 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Dude doesn't pay his bills
Clearly didn't have the money after paying taxes.
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Priere
03/24/23 5:50:26 PM
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Tony Hawk

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pegusus123456
03/26/23 6:46:51 AM
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I don't know that the cast of FF7 would pay taxes because their only functioning government is an electric company.

For a given value of protagonist, Resident Evil's Ada definitely doesn't.

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Tyranthraxus
03/26/23 6:58:47 AM
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Nathan Drake is a vortex of customs, commerce, and IRS nightmares.

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_____Cait
03/26/23 7:01:47 AM
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Weigraf

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TetsuoS2
03/26/23 7:06:46 AM
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Persona Protagonists. Especially in P5 considering that you would have been searched by police.

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HOON
03/26/23 7:08:18 AM
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doom guy
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Tyranthraxus
03/26/23 7:13:20 AM
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_____Cait posted...
Weigraf

You could say the problem was more that he paid too much taxes

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Kakapo
03/26/23 7:14:09 AM
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Geralt, depending on choices you make.

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_____Cait
03/26/23 7:15:07 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
You could say the problem was more that he paid too much taxes

I assume at the point we meet him, he has stopped paying

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bigtiggie23
03/26/23 9:03:50 AM
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Tommy Vercetti admitted he doesn't pay tax.

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Srk700
03/26/23 10:03:05 AM
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Trevor Philips definitely doesn't pay taxes.
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pegusus123456
03/26/23 6:40:03 PM
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bigtiggie23 posted...
Tommy Vercetti admitted he doesn't pay tax.
He does by the end of the game, there's no way you become a Miami drug lord with a dozen cover operations without paying taxes. Even before then, the first business you buy would be enough to disqualify him.

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CE_gonna_CE
03/26/23 6:44:09 PM
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Kirby

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