Current Events > Lifting is a harmful waste of time to society as chronic masterbation. A thread

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CruelBuffalo
03/27/23 2:59:31 PM
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https://twitter.com/simonehcollins/status/1640028250796617728

This has to be a parody account. They even pay for Twitter Blue.
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Sexypwnstar
03/27/23 3:00:21 PM
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True, the meta is lowering instead of lifting.

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Pikachuchupika
03/27/23 3:01:28 PM
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We need to be more cognizant of the fact that Twitters users could be trolls and you shouldn't take them seriously. I'll trust the word of a CEmen over the word of a twitter user more often these days.
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Squall28
03/27/23 3:01:43 PM
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Organic opportunities for manual labor

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MedeaLysistrata
03/27/23 3:01:50 PM
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guys is it auto to do things alone

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catfan2008
03/27/23 3:02:02 PM
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TC I like your posts and topics normally
But I feel like you owe me an apology for linking that twitter
I've lost more braincells reading it than when don the con was on twitter

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gamer167
03/27/23 3:03:32 PM
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Looking through that Twitter feed I have to assume its a parody/troll account.
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David1988
03/27/23 3:03:48 PM
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The meta for how to use time productively just isnt the same anymore these days

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Irony
03/27/23 3:04:16 PM
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Do you even lift your foreskin bro

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catfan2008
03/27/23 3:04:22 PM
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gamer167 posted...
Looking through that Twitter feed I have to assume its a parody/troll account.
it's not
they're in charge of some sort of educational online school
I'd link it but it might be considered advertisin

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The_Wheelman1
03/27/23 3:12:53 PM
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I'll never take anyone that thinks excercise is a waste of time seriously. They are the same people that will have serious health problems down the road.

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Smashingpmkns
03/27/23 3:20:10 PM
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Mfs share an account

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AloneIBreak
03/27/23 3:24:52 PM
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Lifting is great. Hoisting something heavy is incredibly satisfying. Not that anything I lift is heavy, but still.

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A_Good_Boy
03/27/23 3:28:30 PM
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So exercise makes you better at those organic lifting opportunities in the same way that masturbation makes you better at sex?

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theAteam
03/27/23 3:30:17 PM
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"How do you workout?"

"I just go around town in search of organic manual labor opportunities. My typical workout takes 5 hours."

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BTH_Phoenix
03/28/23 11:28:29 AM
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The_Wheelman1 posted...
They are the same people that will have serious health problems down the road.

everyone has health problems down the road

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DeepFriedSquid
03/28/23 11:31:51 AM
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If you see a dumbass like this on Twitter or Tiktok or whatever do the world a favor and STOP SPREADING THEIR SHIT. THIS IS THE EXACT REACTION THEY WANT
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Ratchetrockon
03/28/23 11:39:27 AM
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Are those teeth fake or real. Ive chipped my front teeth (got kneed in the face about a decade ago). Always wondered if its fixable.

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refmon
03/28/23 11:40:31 AM
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theres no way this is real

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Supersex420
03/28/23 11:41:16 AM
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Posting here is a massive waste of time for me and yet

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MC_BatCommander
03/28/23 11:55:02 AM
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I don't even lift and I find these people insufferable

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CruelBuffalo
03/28/23 5:05:05 PM
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Supersex420 posted...
Posting here is a massive waste of time for me and yet

Lmaoooooo
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