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Solar_Crimson
03/28/23 9:54:56 PM
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She's your type in every way that matters to you, both physically and mentally.

However, she has a strange power biologically-tied to her body; that is: Any human that she touches with her hands or feet will shrink down to approximately a mere centimeter in height. This is permanent and irreversible, and she cannot turn this power off, even when she's sleeping or otherwise unconscious. Note that this only occurs with skin-to-skin contact, so her wearing gloves and shoes will block the effect, though fingerless gloves and sandals will still cause it to trigger; even the smallest hole in whatever socks she is wearing will still present a danger to an individual she happens to touch with them.

(This is a guy if you prefer men.)

....Deal or no deal?

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ViewtifulJoe
03/28/23 9:55:36 PM
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This sounds like a jaded and lonely person.

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Jiek_Fafn
03/28/23 9:58:54 PM
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Explain what happens when she touches herself

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Letron_James
03/28/23 9:59:43 PM
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Perfect, she can shrink my 48 inch dong into something more manageable

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Shotgunnova
03/28/23 10:00:46 PM
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Honey, You Shrank the Me

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Solar_Crimson
03/28/23 10:00:56 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
Explain what happens when she touches herself
Nothing. She's immune to the effects of her own power.

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The_Popo
03/28/23 10:01:57 PM
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So avoid hand jobs

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remandramdoll
03/28/23 10:03:07 PM
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Meganeuropsis permiana was a bug
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averagejoel
03/28/23 10:06:41 PM
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I don't think my girlfriend would like it if I dated this person

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Doe
03/28/23 10:10:32 PM
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Haha hey guys wouldn't it be weird if your girlfriend shrunk you down until you were tiny haha that'd be so strange

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Dakimakura
03/28/23 10:10:53 PM
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squash me mommy

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BilalPowell
03/28/23 10:15:50 PM
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Is this effect permanent or temporary. I'll embrace being a bug for a couple minutes.

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Solar_Crimson
03/28/23 10:16:58 PM
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BilalPowell posted...
Is this effect permanent or temporary. I'll embrace being a bug for a couple minutes.

Solar_Crimson posted...
This is permanent and irreversible


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Solar_Crimson
03/29/23 8:44:22 AM
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BUMP

I actually sorta wanna try my hand at writing an SCP about her. >_>
Though I'm certain that the concept of a midas touch has probably already been done there...

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Solar_Crimson
03/29/23 7:05:16 PM
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Final BUMP

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Turbam
03/29/23 7:14:46 PM
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GlANT WOMAN!

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FortuneCookie
03/29/23 7:29:29 PM
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I saw this on the More Topics from this Board section and clicked to see if the topic creator was who I thought it would be.

Yep, it's a Solar Crimson topic.
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Supersex420
03/31/23 2:36:45 PM
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sounds painful

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MrResetti
03/31/23 2:38:19 PM
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Did you try setting it to Wumbo?

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Solar_Crimson
03/31/23 2:43:51 PM
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Supersex420 posted...
sounds painful
Maybe emotionally. The process itself is physically painless.

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