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AlBundy33
03/29/23 8:55:51 AM
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I drive a truck for an LTL company, I come in at 3:45 am, hook my trailer(s), drive to a meet point to meet another driver, switch trailers, and drive back

100% drop and hook, $85,000 per year, home every day

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Razor
03/29/23 9:17:58 AM
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Elon is trying to make your job obsolete. You must hate him.
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R1masher
03/29/23 9:26:01 AM
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big fucks driving big trucks for big bucks

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DaveTheUseless
03/29/23 9:26:44 AM
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all this time i thought you worked as a shoe salesman

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Alucard188
03/29/23 9:27:58 AM
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I know a guy that drives turnpike along the Trans-Canada Highway. They're great day jobs, but it gets pretty mundane and boring after a while. My dad did the same route for 5 years, and was getting very bored of it by the time his outfit went tits up.

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Kombucha
03/29/23 9:28:30 AM
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AlBundy33 posted...
I come in at 3:45 am

deal breaker

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Dietpepsi420
03/29/23 9:32:29 AM
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I haven't heard LTL for years. I briefly dispatched for an air freight forwarder a long time ago.

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bigtiggie23
03/29/23 9:34:06 AM
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DaveTheUseless posted...
all this time i thought you worked as a shoe salesman

I bet he never scored a single touchdown either.

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party_animal07
03/29/23 9:54:52 AM
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Razor posted...
Elon is trying to make your job obsolete. You must hate him.
This is what I was thinking. Does this worry you at all?

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AlBundy33
03/30/23 3:35:12 AM
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party_animal07 posted...
This is what I was thinking. Does this worry you at all?

No, because it will never happen, all these companies trying to make these autonomous trucks are all going out of business, so Im not worried in the slightest, planes still need pilots even though they can fly themselves, trains still need conductors even though theyre on tracks and can drive themselves, you will NEVER remove a truck driver from the cab

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MabusIncarnate
03/30/23 3:53:08 AM
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I drove trucks in the Army, driven a 40 foot trailer many times. You dont get your CDL, they sent me to Ft. Leonard Wood for driving school for 6 weeks, took a couple written exams, and a month later I was hauling from NJ to FL.

Always considered doing it as a career, but not sure if I'd stick with it long term or not.

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Waddlez
03/30/23 6:01:49 AM
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Do kids fist pump to have you honk your horn

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AlBundy33
03/30/23 3:17:37 PM
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Waddlez posted...
Do kids fist pump to have you honk your horn

When I worked regular daylight sometimes, now Im on the road so I dont get that anymore

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TheGoldenEel
03/30/23 3:20:11 PM
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weird gimmick

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mustachedmystic
03/30/23 3:28:07 PM
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Sweet! Is your rig a manual?

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Dakimakura
03/30/23 3:29:14 PM
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AlBundy33 posted...
home every day

ya but then you gotta deal with da wife

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VeggetaX
03/30/23 3:33:14 PM
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I've been tryna tell NEETs this would be the perfect job for them but no one ever listens

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AloneIBreak
03/30/23 3:33:27 PM
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Sounds like a good deal to me. How can I get into a gig like that?

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Ryven
03/30/23 3:38:47 PM
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Any back pain from sitting for so long?

Sounds like a great job, but man my shitty lower back would hate it.

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AlBundy33
03/30/23 6:25:02 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
Sweet! Is your rig a manual?

Yep! 2018 freight shaker Columbia, love this damn thing, no jake brake, but oh well

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About 10-12 hours, 7 of it is spent driving

AloneIBreak posted...
Sounds like a good deal to me. How can I get into a gig like that?

I got in based solely on who I know, my friend got me the job, but they need drivers so bad, if you have a CDL you have a really good shot

Ryven posted...
Any back pain from sitting for so long?

Sounds like a great job, but man my shitty lower back would hate it.

No, luckily my seat reclines, and my truck is pretty comfortable


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