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electricbugs2
04/02/23 12:29:06 AM
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Holy fuck been here less than 24 hours and I already know I want to spend the rest of my life here. This place is glorious.

My Tinder is blowing up with 10/10 girls who wouldnt even give me the time of day back home. Weather is mint. Everything costs nothing. Everyone drives like theyre in a NASCAR race so no more going 15 in the fast lane on the commute. About two trillion options for food. The list goes on.

The whole city feels like a social experiment or a reality show. I dont even know why Im rambling so much, I just really want to emphasize how good it feels to finally achieve one of my lifelong dreams. I cant believe it! Im in Arizona!

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electricbugs2
04/02/23 12:47:36 AM
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Mass bumpage

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Kloe_Rinz
04/02/23 12:48:54 AM
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Doubt it
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wanderingshade
04/02/23 12:48:56 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PYt0SDnrBE

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
04/02/23 12:49:59 AM
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I went there in August and it was the worst city I've ever been to

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/02/23 12:50:24 AM
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You came from Canada right? Of course it's gonna be a total fuck around for ya.

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_____Cait
04/02/23 12:50:34 AM
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have fun in two months

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electricbugs2
04/02/23 12:53:59 AM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
Doubt it
Doubt what?

wanderingshade posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PYt0SDnrBE
If Peggy Hill says it sucks then its probably amazing.

Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
I went there in August and it was the worst city I've ever been to
Sorry to hear that. Im having a blast so far.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
You came from Canada right? Of course it's gonna be a total fuck around for ya.
This is my paradise. Its raining buckets in BC rn lol. Glad to get away from it all.

_____Cait posted...
have fun in two months
If youre referring to the heat, I love it.

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Murphiroth
04/02/23 12:54:33 AM
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We'll see if you're raving about the weather when it's 115 in two months.

Food variety is good though, that's true.
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Murphiroth
04/02/23 12:55:16 AM
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electricbugs2 posted...
If youre referring to the heat, I love it.

Lol it's not hot yet

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
04/02/23 12:55:48 AM
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electricbugs2 posted...
If youre referring to the heat, I love it.
Sure thing chief

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electricbugs2
04/02/23 12:58:05 AM
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Murphiroth posted...
We'll see if you're raving about the weather when it's 115 in two months.

Food variety is good though, that's true.

Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
Sure thing chief
A couple summers ago BC had a heat dome. Was 110+ for almost a month and we actually beat Phoenix for temperature a couple of weeks.

Most people were moaning and groaning. I was not one of them. Was literally my paradise.

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SaltyWet
04/02/23 1:01:48 AM
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I lived there for a year. It sucked.

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electricbugs2
04/02/23 1:02:54 AM
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SaltyWet posted...
I lived there for a year. It sucked.
:(

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electricbugs2
04/02/23 1:49:52 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

My eternal paradise till I melt.

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Agonized_rufous
04/02/23 1:53:32 AM
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Fun fact, if Phoenix had the Grand Crayon, it'd just be a wrapper after the first day

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KalimariX8
04/02/23 1:57:46 AM
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Lived here my whole life. Love it

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Verdekal
04/02/23 1:59:23 AM
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Why is New Mexico always shat on next to Arizona?

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BDSMKane
04/02/23 2:02:40 AM
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Reading a Canadian lose their mind over Phoenix is the first time Ive appreciated being an American for a while.


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loafy013
04/02/23 2:18:45 AM
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Murphiroth posted...
We'll see if you're raving about the weather when it's 115 in two months.
But its a dry heat you see. It isn't that bad. - My aunt who lives outside Phoenix.

Yeah, you don't get the dampness like here in the midwest, but that doesn't mean i'm not still sweating buckets.

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Lordgold666
04/02/23 2:26:22 AM
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Been here a few years, its great

Hot heat, good food, thicc hips, and most importantly, BOOKMANS

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DarkFists
04/02/23 2:41:36 AM
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TC... I'd look up the average summer temperatures if I were you... there's multiple reasons a lot of us don't jump in our cars and move to Arizona, and the heat is probably on everybody's list

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
04/02/23 9:39:21 AM
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loafy013 posted...
But its a dry heat you see. It isn't that bad. - My aunt who lives outside Phoenix.
I'd heard this constantly being from St Louis and having ridiculous humidity with our heat. I'll take my humidity over what I experienced in Phoenix.

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radical_rhino
04/02/23 9:44:37 AM
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Just dont have kids there or theyll grow up stupid (Phoenix valley does have a ton of awesome stuff for young kids. Mega-playgrounds, museums, parks, etc.).

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lilORANG
04/02/23 9:49:20 AM
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My sister lives there. She's in a nice part with a shopping center and lots of food options right down the street. But outside of that little area I hate trying to get around in that city.

And all the turf lawns look like shit. I know it's the desert but I mean..... maybe don't live in the desert.

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divot1338
04/02/23 10:10:59 AM
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Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
I'd heard this constantly being from St Louis and having ridiculous humidity with our heat. I'll take my humidity over what I experienced in Phoenix.
I think you misunderstood them.

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Starks
04/02/23 10:16:24 AM
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Enjoy your internationally designated stove top of a city.

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emblem-man
04/02/23 10:19:56 AM
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lilORANG posted...
My sister lives there. She's in a nice part with a shopping center and lots of food options right down the street. But outside of that little area I hate trying to get around in that city.

And all the turf lawns look like shit. I know it's the desert but I mean..... maybe don't live in the desert.

The rock/gravel landscaping in Arizona is really cool to me

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BuzzKilljoy
04/02/23 10:20:03 AM
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BDSMKane posted...
Reading a Canadian lose their mind over Phoenix is the first time Ive appreciated being an American for a while.

For real dude

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VampireCoyote
04/02/23 10:28:19 AM
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The cost of living sucks ass and nothing can prepare you for the summer heat

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Cleo_II
04/02/23 10:30:13 AM
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You finally made it! Congrats. Are you there permanently? Or do you need to snatch up a wifey?
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TetsuoS2
04/02/23 10:37:39 AM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Weather is mint.

eehhhhhhhhhhh.

Well, whatever, as long as you enjoy it, I guess.

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Bloodmoon77
04/02/23 10:56:37 AM
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Check back in during summer and let us know how you like the heat. I'm in tucson and I'm very used to it but phoenix has it a little worse. Also the metal scene out in Phoenix and tucson is booming af.

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electricbugs2
04/02/23 10:58:40 AM
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Cleo_II posted...
You finally made it! Congrats. Are you there permanently? Or do you need to snatch up a wifey?
The latter Like I said I am aggressively on Tinder here. First time Ive ran out of matches. Im going to make it permanent ASAP though. Lifes too short to not live in paradise.

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electricbugs2
04/02/23 11:04:56 AM
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Bloodmoon77 posted...
Check back in during summer and let us know how you like the heat. I'm in tucson and I'm very used to it but phoenix has it a little worse. Also the metal scene out in Phoenix and tucson is booming af.
Ill be in Tucson later this week for a Roadrunners game. Ill try to remember to let yall know what I think.

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Gritty
04/02/23 11:09:50 AM
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Lol no
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Jiek_Fafn
04/02/23 11:15:03 AM
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Objection!

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Payzmaykr
04/02/23 11:16:13 AM
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Ive thought about checking out Arizona because it gets too cold where I live. Do they have recreational dispensaries in AZ yet?
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electricbugs2
04/02/23 11:17:17 AM
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Payzmaykr posted...
Ive thought about checking out Arizona because it gets too cold where I live. Do they have recreational dispensaries in AZ yet?
Oh boy do they ever. Went to one yesterday. It has a cafe and a drive thru and is open 24 hours. I could cry lmao.

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VampireCoyote
04/02/23 11:17:40 AM
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Payzmaykr posted...
Ive thought about checking out Arizona because it gets too cold where I live. Do they have recreational dispensaries in AZ yet?

yeah but the quality is very inconsistent and the prices are ridiculously high

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DaveTheUseless
04/02/23 11:21:39 AM
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Of course he's wild. He's the turnabout.

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Cleo_II
04/02/23 11:32:21 AM
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electricbugs2 posted...
The latter Like I said I am aggressively on Tinder here. First time Ive ran out of matches. Im going to make it permanent ASAP though. Lifes too short to not live in paradise.
Haha good luck! I moved to Cali over 11 years ago and never looked back.
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brestugo
04/02/23 11:33:27 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
You came from Canada right? Of course it's gonna be a total fuck around for ya.
/thread.

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CharlesHoskinsn
04/02/23 11:34:04 AM
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Welcome to free America, TC! ^_^
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Mearcstapa
04/02/23 11:42:25 AM
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Arizona is the #1 Arugula-producing state in the country, so no wonder you love it there.

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Bloodmoon77
04/02/23 1:05:39 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Ill be in Tucson later this week for a Roadrunners game. Ill try to remember to let yall know what I think.
Oh shit I may be going to a game soon as well. My roommate is a big fan haha.

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modena
04/02/23 1:54:40 PM
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Miss living in Phoenix.

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